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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 8129 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 396086 |
Star Shards Collected: | 206 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
Potions Brewed: | 21 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the US government is shook. They think we’re gonna start a missile transfer operation with Iran and Russia. Like, can you imagine? We’re just here building pixelated castles and they’re thinking we’re plotting world domination.
So come join us and be part of the most scandalous Minecraft server in the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret government conspiracy while mining for diamonds. YOLO, amirite?