We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.
Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.
So, picture this: you join our Minecraft server and you’re just minding your own business, building your dream castle, when suddenly a wild car appears! Yes, you read that right – a car in Minecraft! And not just any car, but a magical car that can fly and shoot fireworks out of its exhaust pipe. How cool is that?
But wait, there’s more! This car comes with a crazy backstory – it was originally owned by a generous player who sold it for a measly £500 to their cousin, only to have it sold again without their knowledge. Now, the new owners are trying to change the ownership details, but the original owner is not having any of it. Drama, betrayal, and parking fines – this car has seen it all!
So, if you want to experience the thrill of driving a flying, firework-shooting car in Minecraft, and maybe even uncover the mystery behind its shady past, then join our server now! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world. See you there!
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content without having to deal with pesky humans. No more small talk, no more awkward social interactions – just you and your virtual world.
Our server is the perfect place for introverts, hermits, and anyone who just needs a break from the chaos of the outside world. So come join us and embrace your inner loner – trust us, you won’t regret it!
Our server is like no other, just like this AVEIR dual chamber device! It’s so different from traditional servers because it’s like 10 times smaller and has no leads or cords… just like how our server is leadless and cordless, baby!
Join us now for a heart-pounding adventure that will have you feeling like you’re implanted with the coolest pacemaker in town. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Let’s get gaming, y’all!
| Server Rules |
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| Age Requirement: 25+ |
| No Ranks or Moderator positions |
| No area claim plugins |
| Started new map on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update |
| World border set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn |
| Small community with 8-12 players online at peak times |
| Render view distance set at 32 chunks |
| Playing on Hard difficulty |
A: Join our Discord using the provided link and tell us about yourself before we whitelist you.
A: Yes, the age requirement is 25+ to join the server.
A: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.
A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
A: We typically have 8-12 players online at peak times.
A: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 chunks.
A: We use plugins for grief protection, chat functionality, and other minor enhancements. Please refer to the overview for more details.
Forget about societal norms, on our server, you can be as loud as you want on the train and eat while walking without any judgment.
Embrace the freedom to express yourself in the most outrageous ways possible. Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible!
