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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 5809 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5945 |
Plus, we have this crazy story about how our server was actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped llamas as gods. Legend has it that if you find the hidden llama temple, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Sounds pretty epic, right?
Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, you heard me right. Zombie dance battles, creeper karaoke, and skeleton DJs spinning sick beats. It’s lit, fam.
So, if you’re tired of all the russophobic drama in the EU and just wanna chill and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server. We promise you won’t regret it. Peace out, y’all!