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Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9015	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1180
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

ZzzCraft: Fast Sleep Methods

avoid screens before bed, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime snacks, bedtime stretches, calming music, Comfortable bedding, Deep Breathing, Fast, herbal tea for sleep, lavender oil, limit caffeine, meditation for sleep, Methods, methods to fall asleep quickly, mindfulness for sleep, relaxation techniques, Sleep, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, sleep tips, warm bath, white noise, ZzzCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5222	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	94	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Votes:	1255	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of counting sheep in Minecraft just to fall asleep? Well, on our server, we have a special potion called the “Sleepytime Elixir” that will knock you out faster than a creeper explosion! Just one sip and you’ll be snoozing in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bedtime Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will tuck you in and read you bedtime stories until you drift off into dreamland. And if you’re lucky, you might even wake up with a diamond under your pillow!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most relaxing and hilarious sleep of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to watch out for the prankster players who might try to sneak a spider into your bed…sweet dreams!

FrenchFryCraft

Abuse, court case, crime, criminal act, criminal behavior, criminal confession, criminal intent, criminal trial, domestic violence, DRUGGING, french man, FrenchFryCraft, justice system, legal consequences, legal proceedings, marital rape, rape, sexual assault, Spousal abuse, traumatic experience, Victim

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7

So, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. We got this French dude who like, drugged his wife so he could have a big ol’ party with all his buddies and they all just, like, took turns, you know? It’s like a crazy soap opera up in here, except it’s all blocky and pixelated.

Join this server if you wanna experience some wild drama and chaos. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of madness in Minecraft, right? Plus, we got some killer builds and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all the scandalous shenanigans.

Don’t miss out on the most twisted Minecraft server out there. Come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up storylines and characters. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Battle: Fungus Fiasco

American bats, Bat, bat population, bat species, battle, conservation efforts, Decimated, disease outbreak, ecological balance, Endangered species, environmental impact, Fiasco, fighting back, Fungal infection, fungus, HIBERNATION, North America, research, scientists, white nose syndrome, wildlife conservation, wildlife disease, wildlife management

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil fungus that’s tryna take over the world of bats. we got scientists in lab coats crafting potions and battling the spores with swords made of diamond. it’s a wild ride full of adventure and bat-saving action. plus, where else can you ride a bat into battle against a giant mushroom boss? join us now and be a hero in the battle against the fungal apocalypse!

Blue Lock Minecraft Server

#blue lock, AMBITION, Blue, Character development, Competition, determination, Drama, Failure, goalkeeping, Lock, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, PRESSURE, Psychological, Rivalry, Server, Soccer, sports, success, Suspense, talent, teamwork, Training

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, llamas wearing top hats, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has a side gig as a stand-up comedian.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a diamond mine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have better dance moves than you do.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just don’t be surprised if you see Steve riding a unicorn while battling a horde of killer bunnies.

Thick Thighs Minecraft SMP Amazonian Slut

adult content, amazonian, beat off, desire, Dominant, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Kinky, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Provocative, role-play, seductive, Sensual, sexual pleasure, slut, smp, taboo, Thick, thick thighs, thighs

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	2598
Buildings Constructed:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Votes:	6887	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can ogle at an Amazonian goddess with thighs thicker than a stack of diamond blocks? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join now for the chance to witness this majestic creature in all her pixelated glory, and who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself falling in love with her blocky charm. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the beauty of the Amazonian slut and her thick thighs – join our server today!

SecretBlockCity – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretBlockCity, smp

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Farms Harvested:	280
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Votes:	8162
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Animals Bred:	184

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got players from all corners of the world, from the depths of the Nether to the highest peaks of the End.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on chickens, creepers in top hats, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who will give you a ride around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see where the fun takes you – just don’t be surprised if you end up in a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

RageCrafters 3000

anger issues, anger management, anger therapy, anger triggers, assertiveness training, communication skills, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional release, Exercise, healthy coping mechanisms, journaling, meditation, mindfulness practices, positive outlets, RageCrafters, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress relief, talking to a therapist

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mines Excavated:	1330	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	58	Zombie Dances:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	113

Are you tired of punching pillows or screaming into the void to let out your anger? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is the ultimate stress-relief destination, where you can unleash your fury by building giant TNT cannons and blowing up your friends’ creations. Need to let off some steam? Just hop into our PvP arena and battle it out with other players until your rage subsides.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lava parkour course that will test your patience and sanity. And if you’re feeling particularly vengeful, you can even prank your fellow players by filling their houses with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant pixel art of a potato.

So if you’re looking for a place to channel your inner Hulk and have a blast while doing it, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re on the receiving end of a prank, that is).

CraftyZelensky’sWarVictory

Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyZelenskysWarVictory, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, ongoing conflict, over 90% complete, peace negotiations, Plan, political tensions, russian aggression, Ukrainian president, Ukrainian victory, War with Russia, Zelensky

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 90% chance of winning against russia in a war! we have zelensky himself leading the charge, riding into battle on a giant chicken with a diamond sword! watch as we conquer lands and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. join now and be a part of history in the making! also, we have unlimited cake for all players because why not? let’s show russia who’s boss in the most epic minecraft battle of all time!

Bee Buzz Coffee Boil – Minecraft Server

#revelation, anger, autistic adults, Bee, BEES, body-tensing, boil, Buzz, coffee, complex emotions, emotions, giddiness, Headaches, joy, Minecraft, neurodivergent, Server, Therapy

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Divine Spears Created:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

come join our minecraft server where the bees are always buzzing and the coffee is always nice in the morning! feel the body-tensing anger boil as you battle your way through our insane challenges and quests. let your complex emotions run wild as you explore our vast world filled with surprises at every turn. we welcome all neurodivergent players with open arms and promise a therapy like no other. join us now and let the giddiness take over!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dragons Tamed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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