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Crafty Geezers – Where age is just a number! Join ‘>be 34’ for a wild ride in Minecraft land!
acceptance, age, BE, being happy, coping mechanisms, Crafty, emotional turmoil, emotions, Geezers, get first gf, gtbe, hate it, HEARTBREAK, Join, Land, learning experiences, life struggles, Loneliness, love, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, number, personal growth, relationships, Ride, Sadness, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, Wild
>be 34 >get first gf >hate it >decide to escape reality by joining the most epic Minecraft server ever created >where you can build a castle made entirely of cheese >where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs >where you can battle against a horde of evil llamas trying to take over the server >where you can find a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy >where you can team up with a group of ninja turtles to defeat the Ender Dragon >where you can finally find true happiness and never have to deal with real life drama again! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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Baldur’s Gate: The Minecraft Edition
Baldurs, baldurs gate, class poll, companions poll, Edition, FAQ, Gate, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC Trailer, ps5 trailer, race poll, romance poll, Shadowdoll Edition, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!
Forget about building houses and farming, on our server you’ll be battling evil creatures, exploring mysterious realms, and even romancing NPCs! Long rest often to unlock steamy romance scenes and advance companion quests – who knew Minecraft could get so spicy?
But wait, there’s more! Knock out Minthara in Act 1 to recruit her without going down the evil path and miss out on the sex scene (but who needs that when you’re fighting for survival, right?). Choose between exploring the Underdark or the Mountain Pass, or why not both for extra loot and experience points?
And don’t even get us started on The Dark Urge – it’s like Minecraft on steroids! Resist the Urge and complete quests the “right” way to avoid losing companions, or face additional checks to keep them by your side. Plus, consume tadpoles for a chance to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole and change your appearance – talk about a glow-up!
Enable Karmic Dice for a fairer gameplay experience and vote in our polls to shape the future of our server. Romance, race, class, companions – your choices matter here!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and prepare to be amazed! (Disclaimer: No actual Minecraft gameplay, just a whole lot of imagination and fun!)

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Zombie Apocalypse Funland
action, aggression, Apocalypse, Attack, Combat, Confrontation, Crashing, Defense, Fight, force, FUNLAND, ground, Impact, Intensity, Murder Drones, Nori, power, Slaps, strength, Technology, Uzi, violence, zombie
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the PvP battles are so intense that even Nori’s slaps can send players flying! Imagine the sheer power behind those slaps if they can take down someone wielding an Uzi. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness Nori’s legendary slapping skills in action. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about surviving in this wild and wacky world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to withstand Nori’s mighty slaps!

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AGG’s MultiCraft
AGG’s MultiCraft, Anti Chat Report, Anti Popup, Australia, bedrock, Bluemap, Gravestones, Griefingallowed, Griefprevention, harbor, Intel hardware, java, Legendary Daily Quests, MCMMO, minecraft server, Player Analytics, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Realistic Seasons, Survival, Viabackwards, Viaversion
A Gamers Grind presents…MultiCraftThis server is hosted in Australia on high performing Intel hardware.
MultiCraft is a survival+ server for Bedrock and Java clients and is updated weekly, ensuring that it is always on the latest version of Minecraft.
Here are some of the plugins we use;
play.agamersgrind.com:27010
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SkyGens: Where We Promise Not to Drop You Off the SkyBlock

ASCEND, Builder, Custom Enchants, developer, Drop, Enchantment Tables, Free Ranks, Fresh content, Island Adventures, Minions, Moderator, Pet system, Play.theblind5.com, Port 25565, Promise, PvE, Quests, skins, Skyblock, SkyGens, staff needed, TheBlind5, Train Pets, Upgrades

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Enchants	Acquire unique enchants through quests or enchantment tables!
Minions	Customize and upgrade minions with more skins coming soon!
New Server	Enjoy frequent updates, ensuring fresh content!
Free Ranks	Ascend through the ranks simply by playing!
Staff Needed	Join our team as a builder, developer, or moderator!
Pet System	Collect and train pets to assist you on your island adventures!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server on?	The server is on version 1.20+
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the server IP: play.theblind5.com and port 25565
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server’s rules and guidelines in-game or on the website.
Can I apply to be a staff member?	Yes, you can apply to be a builder, developer, or moderator by contacting the server administrators.

HaliaCraft Network VS Hypixel
Achievements, Adventure, BUILD, Challenges, Community, Competition, creativity, Custom, Economy, Events, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, friendship, Fun, innovation, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Skills, Survival, Thrills, Victory
| **Hypixel** | **HaliaCraft Network** | |——————-|—————————| | **Pros:** | **Pros:** | | 1. Largest Minecraft server with a wide variety of game modes and mini-games. | 1. Focus on Survival, PvE, and some PvP gameplay. | | 2. High player count and active community. | 2. Dedicated focus on constantly improving gameplay quality. | | 3. Regular updates and events. | 3. Features unique game modes like One Block and KnockbackFFA. | | **Cons:** | **Cons:** | | 1. Can be overwhelming for new players due to the sheer number of game modes. | 1. May have a smaller player base compared to Hypixel. | | 2. Some game modes may have long queue times. | 2. Limited game modes compared to Hypixel. | | 3. Premium ranks and cosmetics can be expensive. | 3. Limited availability of additional features. |
**FAQ**
**1. Which server has a larger player base?** Hypixel is known for having a larger player base compared to HaliaCraft Network.
**2. What kind of gameplay does each server focus on?** Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes and mini-games, while HaliaCraft Network focuses on Survival, PvE, and some PvP gameplay.
**3. Are there any unique game modes on each server?** Hypixel features numerous unique game modes, while HaliaCraft Network offers original game modes like One Block and KnockbackFFA.
**4. Which server is more affordable in terms of premium ranks and cosmetics?** HaliaCraft Network may offer more affordable premium options compared to Hypixel.
**5. Which server is better for new players?** HaliaCraft Network may be more beginner-friendly due to its focused gameplay style, while Hypixel can be overwhelming for new players with its vast number of game modes.

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Time Travelers’ Paradise: Yesterday’s Tomorrow
abstract, Concept, Contemplative, deep, Existence, Future, Introspective, mind-bending, Paradise, Paradox, past, Perception, philosophy, PRESENT, Reality, Temporal, Thought-provoking, Time, Today, Tomorrow, travelers, Yesterday, yesterdays
Welcome to our Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion and reality is a mere suggestion! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mystical Time Crystal, rumored to have the power to make yesterday tomorrow and today not exist!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like never before. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!
So why wait for yesterday to be tomorrow when you can join our server today and experience the madness for yourself? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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BootyCraft: Where Even the Pixels Are Thicc!
Alluring, appealing, Athletic, attractive, BootyCraft, Captivating, charismatic, charming, CONFIDENT, desirable, fit, flirtatious, Gorgeous, handsome, hot, Irresistible, pixels, Players, seductive, Sexy, Stunning, Sultry, thicc
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Well, look no further because our server is where all the sexy players hang out! We’ve got players who can build a house with one hand while slaying creepers with the other. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – it’s like watching a bunch of supermodels duke it out in a fashion show…but with diamond swords!
Join our server for a chance to mingle with the hottest Minecraft players around. Who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate while mining for diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Get in on the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server!

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BubblesMC
armor, Bosspve, BubblesMC, Community, Custom Enchants, Customenchants, Customitems, Custommobs, Customplugins, Economy, Items, leaderboard, leveling up, Minecraft, mobs, Prison, PvE, Pve Economy, Stages, weapons
Ever wonder what prison with mobs would be like? No? Well of course not silly, but maybe you are now! From the bottom of my heart, I promise BubblesMC will try to give the best Minecraft experience possible. Work your way through stages killing mobs, collecting items, and leveling up. Use custom enchants to make your weapons and armor better. Interact with the community or race them for the highest spot on the leaderboard. Whatever you envision, BubblesMC will welcome you whole heartedly.
play.bubblesmc.net

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Feel the gravitational pull of Astral Towns! No spacesuits required! Join us for some cosmic chaos!
Astral, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Chaos, Cosmic, Creative, Economy, Factions, feel, Gravitational, Hardcore, hypixel, Join, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PULL, PvP, Redstone, required, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, spacesuits, Survival, Towns, Vanilla
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Version v1.20.4
Server IP play.astraltowns.com
Wiki https://wiki.astraltowns.com/
Discord https://discord.gg/Fw2cHqFYAY
Core Features
- Towny plugin for claiming land and creating communities
- Player-run economy with auction house and player chest shops
- Jobs for earning money through various tasks
- Custom dungeons with unique mobs and bosses
- Custom tool skins and ranks system
- Custom items and pets plugin
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
1. How can I claim land on the server?
To claim land, you can use the Towny plugin. Simply follow the instructions on our Wiki for detailed information on how to claim and manage your land.
2. How does the player-run economy work?
Our server has an auction house where players can buy and sell items. Additionally, players can create their own chest shops to trade with other players.
3. What types of jobs can I join?
There are various jobs available such as mining, building, digging, farming, and more. Each job offers different tasks for players to earn money.
4. How do I unlock custom tool skins?
You can unlock custom tool skins through regular play on the server. These skins can also be obtained from store crates.
5. Are there any special perks for ranking up?
As you earn money on the server, you can spend it on rank upgrades which unlock useful commands and other perks for players.
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Server Version	v1.20.4
Server IP	play.astraltowns.com
Wiki	https://wiki.astraltowns.com/
Discord	https://discord.gg/Fw2cHqFYAY

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Minecraft Server Overview

Core Features

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I claim land on the server?

2. How does the player-run economy work?

3. What types of jobs can I join?

4. How do I unlock custom tool skins?

5. Are there any special perks for ranking up?