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SisterGuardians Minecraft Server

age, AITAH, bil, child, competency, family, gift, guardianship, house size, Housing, Inheritance, mental impact, Minecraft, out of state, parents, Practicality, red flags, rejection, Resources, Server, sister, SisterGuardians, Will

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Farms Harvested:	596	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as trying to unscramble this word jumble? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this family drama!

Forget about traditional guardianship plans, on our server, we believe in passing on your Minecraft empire to the most deserving player! Will it be your best friend who always has your back in a zombie apocalypse? Or maybe that random player you met who builds the most epic pixel art? The possibilities are endless!

Just like the debate over who should be the guardian of your child, our server is full of drama and unexpected plot twists. Will you team up with your in-laws to conquer the virtual world, or will you stick with your trusted family members who have your back? The choice is yours!

Join now and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like trying to figure out who should inherit your Minecraft kingdom in the event of a tragic accident. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this Reddit post!

WeddingCraftColorWars

bridesmaids dresses, Budget, Cadbury Purple, compromise, Difficult, ENGAGEMENT, Fiance, INPUT, Lurker, reddit post, strop, suit accessories, venue viewings, wedding attire, wedding color scheme, wedding colors, wedding day, wedding decisions, wedding disagreements, wedding planning, WeddingCraftColorWars

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ores Mined:	5736
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of wedding planning and dive into a world of colorful blocks and endless adventures!

Join us and build your dream wedding venue in Cadbury Purple, because who needs compromise when you have a whole virtual world at your fingertips?

Forget about real-life strops and arguments over color schemes, on our server, you can wear Cadbury Purple from head to toe without anyone telling you it doesn’t go with anything!

So come on in, leave the wedding planning woes behind, and let’s build some epic creations together in the most fabulous color of them all – Cadbury Purple!

QuestionTheTruth – Minecraft SMP

breaking free from social conditioning, challenging the status quo, cognitive dissonance, conformity, critical thinking, exploring alternative perspectives, fear of challenging ideas, groupthink, herd mentality, independent thought, intellectual curiosity, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, questioning authority, questioning beliefs, questioning the mainstream narrative, QuestionTheTruth, skepticism, smp, societal norms, taboo topics, unconventional thinking, widely accepted truth

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to shake things up!

Join our server and become part of a community where the laws of physics don’t apply and pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs)! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies of villagers plotting to overthrow the players, and rumors of a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant wishes (or maybe just make you run really fast, we’re not sure).

So if you’re ready to question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and embark on a hilariously chaotic adventure, join our SMP today! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

CraftySuccessFails

achievement, BELIEF, CraftySuccessFails, Dedication, determination, fixed mindset, goals, growth, hard work, mindset, mindset shift, motivation, perseverance, personal development, self help, self improvement, success, success mindset, success misconceptions, success myths, wrong path

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	83	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and decided to give it a try. Little did they know, they were about to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of their life. As soon as they logged in, they were greeted by a friendly group of players who welcomed them with open arms. They were given a magical pickaxe that could mine diamonds with just one hit. They built the most magnificent castle that put even the Ender Dragon to shame. And when they defeated the final boss, they were rewarded with a real-life unicorn that they could ride into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that players from all corners of the Minecraft universe come to seek it out. Legend has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to find it?

So why waste your time on other servers that offer nothing but empty promises? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BalticGasBlunder Minecraft Server

accident, Baltic, BalticGasBlunder, China, Destruction, diplomatic fallout, energy crisis, environmental impact, gas pipeline, Hong Kong, infrastructure damage, international incident, investigation, Maritime, Minecraft, Natural Gas, negligence, political tension, Server, Ship, trade disruption, Transportation

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

So, like, u know that one time when China was all like oopsie daisies and accidentally blew up a gas pipeline in the Baltic Sea with a Hong Kong-flagged ship? Well, turns out that ship was actually on its way to our EPIC Minecraft server and got a little too excited and just had to make a grand entrance! Join our server for some explosive fun and chaotic adventures! Who knows what crazy accidents will happen next?! Don’t miss out on the action, come join us now!

CraftyUkrainianGambit

aggression, Attack, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianGambit, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, gamble, global security, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, Politics, RETALIATION, russia, strategic counterpunch, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9122
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than Ukraine vs Russia! our players are like strategic geniuses, making epic counterpunches left and right. but watch out, it’s a massive gamble to join because you never know what insane shenanigans will happen next! build your own empire and conquer the virtual world with us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

PurrCraft: Double Regen Rate

Animals, biology, Body, cat, double, Doubling, effect, Feline, healing, health, Natural, Pets, physiology, purr, PurrCraft, Rate, REGEN, Regeneration, research, Science, Slow, UNNOTICED, wellness

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	720801	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496
Star Shards Collected:	207	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

hey u! ya u! r u tired of ur slow regeneration rate in minecraft? well boy do i have the server for u! imagine if a cat’s purr could double ur regeneration rate in the game! u would be unstoppable! join our server and experience the power of the purr! u’ll be healing faster than u can say “meow”! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret cat shrine hidden deep in the server, u’ll unlock the ability to summon an army of purring cats to fight by ur side! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the purring begin!

CO2Craft: Ethanol, Acetic, Formic

Acetic, acetic acid, carbon capture and utilization, carbon dioxide, carbon emissions, Catalyst, chemical engineering, chemical production, climate change, CO2Craft, environmental impact, ethanol, Formic, formic acid, green chemistry, household chemicals, innovative technology, low cost, recycling, renewable resources, selective conversion, sustainable, tin-based

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where we turn carbon dioxide into HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS like it’s NBD. we got a low-cost, tin-based catalyst that can magically turn CO2 into ETHANOL, ACETIC ACID, and FORMIC ACID. who needs boring old trees when you can have CHEMICALS, amirite? come join us and be a part of the most eco-friendly, chemically insane server out there. let’s get LIT…erally with all these crazy conversions happening. #ChemicalMinecraftMadness

Nostalgia Craft

batihost, Discord, MHc8JZ6XWV, Minecraft, nostalgia craft, Nostalji, Play, Server, Survival, tc

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

1.20.04 Survival Server

SITE: https://nostalji.play.tc IP : nostaljicraft.batihost.net DC : discord.gg/MHc8JZ6XWV

nostaljicraft.batihost.net

The Dark Fries: Now with Extra Grease [smp] [modded]

Dark, Embeddium, EXTRA, Ferrite Core, Fries, grease, Memory Leak Fix, Modded, ModernFix, Other, simple voice chat, smp, Sound Physics Remastered, Xaeros Worldmap

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Farms Harvested:	890	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

The Dark Skies Server

The Dark Skies is an in development modded server focussing on Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod. TDS will be running on Revivenode’s 8GB Extreme plan to ensure maximum performance and no lag. TDS has no major mods other than Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod. Our modpack mostly consists of performance and client-side mods for convenience.

Mod List

Mod Name
Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod
Embeddium
Ferrite Core
Memory Leak Fix
ModernFix
Simple Voice Chat
Sound Physics Remastered
Xaero’s Minimap Fairplay Edition (the only allowed minimap on our server)
Xaero’s Worldmap

We hope to see you here at release on August 13th!

https://discord.gg/nrPZEn32ZC

FAQ

What is The Dark Skies Server?

The Dark Skies is an in development modded Minecraft server that focuses on Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod and other performance and client-side mods.

When will The Dark Skies Server be released?

The server is scheduled for release on August 13th.

What mods are included in The Dark Skies modpack?

The modpack includes: Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod, Embeddium, Ferrite Core, Memory Leak Fix, ModernFix, Simple Voice Chat, Sound Physics Remastered, Xaero’s Minimap Fairplay Edition, and Xaero’s Worldmap.

How can I join The Dark Skies Server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address or domain provided by the server administrators. You can also join the server’s Discord server for more information and updates.