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NoCopsNoBossesMinecraftSMP

activism, Anarchism, Anti-establishment, BELIEF, CHANGE, communism, defiance, empowerment, freedom, Liberation, NoCopsNoBossesMinecraftSMP, nonconformity, protest, Punk Rock, Radicalism, Rebellion, resistance, revolution, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Farms Harvested:	514
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we don’t believe in cops, bosses, or politicians – some call it anarchy, but we call it having a freaking heart that beats! If you’re all about freedom and never giving up, then this is the place for you. We do what we gotta do to be able to breathe, and if you’ve quit your job, well, you can do a little breathing with us too.

We may not have a punk rock song that’ll change the world, but we’ve got a couple of stories that’ll change you. So, tonight, we’re gonna mess stuff up! Tonight, we’re gonna mess stuff up! Tonight, we’re gonna mess stuff up!

Join us on this wild ride where communism will win – because why not? Come be a part of our crazy community and let’s have some fun together in this Minecraft world like no other.

NoMILAllowedTrip

aita, cultural trip, Disappointment, Europe, family trip, History, husband, hypothetical trip, Literature, London, long-term planning, MIL, Mother, mother daughter trip, mother-in-law, NoMILAllowedTrip, shared interests, sister, tailored itinerary, vibe of the trip

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring family trips where everyone gets along and has a great time? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you and your family have been planning a trip to Europe for years, dreaming of all the historical sites and literary landmarks you’ll visit. But suddenly, your husband’s mother decides she wants to join in on the fun. Will she fit in with your mom and sister? Will she ruin the carefully crafted vibe of your trip? Only time will tell!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating awkward family dynamics in a virtual world. Will you choose to include your MIL in your European adventure, or will you stick to your original plans and risk hurting her feelings? The choice is yours, and the drama is guaranteed!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knew a simple family trip could be so entertaining?

BlinkenCraft Minecraft Server

Benjamin Netanyahu, BlinkenCraft, bridging hostage proposal, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, gaza, Hamas, hostage crisis, hostage release, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, palestinian authority, peace talks, political tension, Secretary of State, Server, united states, US Secretary Blinken

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got da craziest shenanigans goin on. like, one time, we had dis epic battle between a giant chicken and a herd of llamas. it was wild, man.

also, we got secret tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the lava traps, they’ll get ya if u ain’t careful.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players? yeah, it’s pretty lit.

so come join us on dis server, where anything can happen and the fun never stops. trust me, u won’t regret it.

KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Domination

Border dispute, Conflict, control, diplomatic tensions, disputed territories, Domination, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, occupation, peace negotiations, political claims, russia, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ores Mined:	9518
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER FOR A WILD RIDE! WE GOT MORE UKRAINIANS TAKING OVER RUSSIAN TERRITORY THAN ZELENSKY CLAIMS! BUILD YOUR OWN SETTLEMENTS AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD! WHO NEEDS KURSK OBLAST WHEN YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OWN MINECRAFT EMPIRE?! JOIN NOW FOR A CRAZY ADVENTURE!

Cellphone Bart’s Prank Calls

Bart Simpson, Bart Simpson humor, Bart Simpson prank calls, Bart Simpson quotes, Bart’s, Calls, cell phone, cell phone culture, cellphone, classic tv, comedy, funny quotes, humor, humor in technology, iconic TV characters, modern communication, modern era, Nostalgia, phone pranks, prank, prank calls, Technology, television, the Simpsons

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	106949	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Animals Bred:	33
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can prank call peeps while building epic structures? well, u in luck cuz on this server, we got bart simpson himself as a mod! he be pullin pranks left n right, like turning all the pigs into flying cows or making all the trees dance to disco music.

but that ain’t all, we also got a secret underground lair where u can find rare loot and battle evil mobs. and if u lucky, u might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe bart’s pranks). trust me, u won’t regret it!

GirlPowerCraft

academic achievement, academic research, female-dominated disciplines, field diversity, gender bias, gender disparity, gender equality, gender imbalance, GirlPowerCraft, grant applications, grant funding, grant funding success, grant success rates, male-dominated fields, research evaluation, research quality, research success, researcher evaluation, STEM Fields, women in physics, women in stem

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	902852
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mines Excavated:	4793	Ores Mined:	8839
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

So, like, this server is totally wack, man. We got a study that says the more women on the server, the lower the success rate of grant applications. But get this, if you’re a chick in a dude-dominated field like physics, you’re gonna be a rockstar on this server! We got all the lady physicists killin’ it out here, showin’ those male-dominated fields who’s boss. Join now for a wild ride filled with grant applications and researcher evaluations that’ll blow your mind!

Welcome to The Crib – where even your virtual blocky house has a better mortgage rate than your real one! 🏠🎮 #MinecraftMadness

1.7, Anarchy, available.., bedrock, blocky, Crib, Discord, Factions, House, Ip:, java, Join, Live, major versions, MinecraftMadness, Mortgage, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Rate, real, Server Experience, server supports, smp, Versions, virtual, Wiki

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Towns Built:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

TheCrib Minecraft Server

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to Latest

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock Edition.
What type of gameplay does the server offer?	The server offers Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy modes.
Is there a Discord server for TheCrib?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/thecribmc
Are there any version restrictions for Java players?	No, the server supports Java versions from 1.7 to the latest release.

BaldursCraft Server

baldurs gate, BaldursCraft, companions, FAQ, Hug The Lach Edition, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC Trailer, Polls, ps5 trailer, romance, Server, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks here and there).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and romance options that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. Long rest often to unlock hidden camp scenes and advance companion quests – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

Recruit Minthara without going down the evil path by knocking her out in Act 1 – just be prepared to miss out on a steamy sex scene (unless you’re into that sort of thing). Choose between exploring the Underdark or the Mountain Pass – or why not both? The more loot, the merrier!

And don’t even get us started on The Dark Urge – it’s like Tav+ but with even more twists and turns. Consequences for consuming tadpoles? Nah, just a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole and avoid a drastic change in appearance. Enable Karmic Dice for smoother gameplay, or disable it if you’re feeling lucky.

Vote on romance options, race, class, and companions – because your choices shape the world around you (or at least the world of our server). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Minecraft SMP: StableDude69

AI boorus, amd, controlnet, CPU, Discord, furry artist, Learn to inpaint, LoRAs, Male, Male only, Minecraft, models, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, real artist, smp, stable diffusion, Stable Diffusion wikis, StableDude69, Train LORAs

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	391

Welcome to the most exclusive and outrageous Minecraft SMP ever! This server is strictly for males only – sorry ladies, no entry for you, cuntboys, futas, or trans players allowed. Why should you join this epic server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of furry artists creating mind-blowing masterpieces. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the art they produce.

2. Our LORAs are trained to perfection, thanks to our top-notch guides and resources. You’ll never see AI like this anywhere else.

3. Need to optimize Stable Diffusion? We’ve got you covered with crazy CPU hacks and AMD GPU wizardry. Your gameplay will never be the same.

4. Want to learn to inpaint like a pro? We’ve got guides for that too. You’ll be creating stunning visuals in no time.

5. And don’t even get me started on our AI boorus – they’re like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Get ready to be amazed.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no girls allowed – this is a boys-only club. See you in the game!

NoFriendNoTrip Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Decision making, exclusion, exhaustion, friendship, Frustration, Guilt, INCONVENIENCE, Minecraft, NoFriendNoTrip, Planning, PRESSURE, Resentment, rules, Server, stress, strict parents, Understanding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the strict rules of Stella’s parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time where curfews don’t exist and driving restrictions are a thing of the past.

On our server, you can stay up past 11pm, drive any car you want (even a virtual Lamborghini), and sleep over at your friends’ virtual houses without any parental interference. No need to worry about getting a ride home, just hop on a virtual Uber and party all night long.

Don’t let Stella’s parents cramp your style, join our server and let loose with your friends. We promise you won’t have to deal with any drama like Stella’s strict rules. Plus, we have virtual day trips to exotic destinations just a click away – no need to worry about gas money or angry parents here!

So come join us and leave Stella’s rules behind. You deserve a break from the stress and drama, and our server is the perfect place to escape to. See you in the virtual world!