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Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Runes Activated:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with femlalas, Final Fantasy XVI collaborations, and PvP Series 5 madness!

Our server is so epic that even Final Fantasy XIV players are jealous of our events. We have meetups where you can craft with Balmung, party with spooky clubs in Lavender Beds, and run through Orbonne Monastery like a boss.

But that’s not all! We also have early access to the server on June 28, 2024, so you can be one of the first to experience the craziness. And if you think you can handle it, we even have a cross-region data center travel test until Patch 7.0.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you have our server?

Crafting Queerly: Where even the creepers question their orientation

acceptance, attraction, Crafting, CREEPERS, Diversity, ftm boys, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love is love, non-binary, orientation, queer, Queerly, question.., sexual orientation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, Transgender

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5774
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with cute and smol players who have vaginas and think that anal is totally emasculating. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawns in the shape of unicorns! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

Absurd, confusion, Disappointment, Frustration, Nonsensical, Pointless, pointless activities, pointless conversations, pointless efforts, pointless endeavors, pointless goals, pointless pursuits, pointless questions, pointless tasks, purpose, ShitCraft, shitters, unproductive, useless, Waste of time, why bother

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Magic Items Found:	6263	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Blocky Celeb Craze

artists, blocky, celeb, Celebrities, Celebrity, celebrity fashion, celebrity news, celebrity sightings, coachella, Coachella lineup, Coachella outfits, Coachella vibes, CRAZE, Entertainment, fashion, festival season, influencers, Music, music festival, Performance, Style, Thread, trends

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	173
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Mines Excavated:	4019
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Coachella Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, where else can you party with creepers and dance with skeletons while listening to the sickest beats in the virtual world?

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted crowd surfing at our virtual music festivals. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive VIP area, where only the coolest players get access to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games like “Zombie Paintball” where you can shoot zombies with rainbow-colored arrows, and “Ender Dragon Racing” where you can ride on the back of an Ender Dragon through obstacle courses. Plus, our moderators are like fairy godmothers, granting wishes and raining down diamond blocks on lucky players.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join the party of a lifetime on Coachella Edition? Come for the music, stay for the mayhem – we guarantee you’ll never want to log off!

NinjaCraft: Where Even the Creepers Bow to Honor

Advanced, Amenities, bathroom, bow, convenience, CREEPERS, culture, design, efficiency, Facilities, forward thinking, futuristic, gender equality, Honor, innovation, Japan, MODERN, NinjaCraft, progress, restroom, society, Technology, Urinals, Women

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! We’ve got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got urinals for women because why should guys have all the fun? And our lava parkour course will have you sweating more than a pig in a sauna. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

DreamCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats and Pigs Fly!

Abnormal, atheism, BIZARRE, CREEPERS, dream, DreamCraft, FANTASY, Fly, hats, imagination, Metaphysical, Mind, odd, peculiar, Pigs, Race, Sleep, spirituality, strange, subconscious, surreal, Tears, Top, Unconscious, UNUSUAL, vision, wear

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4083	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams come alive…literally! Ever wanted to race against a pack of wild tares while debating the existence of atheism? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic races through enchanted forests filled with tares that are faster than lightning. And don’t forget to engage in heated debates about atheism with fellow players as you navigate through treacherous terrain.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can uncover ancient relics and mysterious artifacts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you down there?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious experiences of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SkinnyBlockz: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Confidence, CREEPERS, diet, fat acceptance, fat phobia, fat shaming, fat stigma, N-no fatties, peer pressure, self esteem, self-acceptance, sexual experience, size discrimination, SkinnyBlockz, societal expectations, societal standards, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, virginity stigma, weight discrimination

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1126	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Crops Grown:	2670	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?

Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyFrustration: Where breaking blocks is therapeutic and rage-inducing at the same time!

age gap, Alternative, blocks, Boundaries, BREAKING, coping, CraftyFrustration, desire, Domination, family, FANTASY, Frustrated, Help, illegal, inner conflict, mental health, pet play, rageinducing, seeking advice, step-niece, Struggle, taboo, temptation, Therapeutic, Therapy, Time

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your weird fantasies and desires! Need to distract yourself from wanting to be your step-niece’s pet? Look no further, our server is filled with endless adventures and distractions to keep your mind off of those illegal thoughts. Join us now and let’s build some virtual worlds together, because let’s face it, your step-niece would probably dominate you in Minecraft too!

HandshakeCraft: Where citizenship is earned one shake at a time!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	890
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of having to shake hands with strangers just to become a citizen in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks to gain citizenship! That’s right, no more awkward handshakes or small talk, just good old-fashioned block building.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Unicornchads R Us: Where Minecraft Dreams Come to Die

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Emeralds Found:	2161
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Alien Abductions:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Are you tired of being betrayed by false idols? Come join our Minecraft server where the only idol you need is the almighty Creeper! Our server is protected by the explosive power of Creeper gods, ensuring that no false idols can corrupt us. Join us and worship the true rulers of Minecraft – the Creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you offer enough TNT sacrifices, you may even summon the legendary Herobrine himself! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us today!