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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 1895 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 28 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Join us and discover the secret to unlimited “cooming” in Minecraft – some say it’s all thanks to the magical vibrations of the prostate while mining for diamonds! But shh, that’s our little server secret.
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Coombuster” sword, rumored to have the power to make your enemies “coom” in fear. Or team up with fellow players to build a giant statue of a giant cooming creeper – because why not?
So come on over and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating?