Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdance to dubstep music while wearing a top hat.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than eating a whole jar of pickles before bed. Let’s get this party started, baby!
Alysia SMP aims to be an LGBTQ+ friendly survival vanilla+ multiplayer community devoted to having fun together. We’re focused on player communication and having a player-driven server with various mods to enhance the gameplay experience.
| Features |
|---|
| Proximity voice chat |
| Farmer’s delight (Alongside other cooking mods) |
| Small content updates |
| QoL mods like Jade and JEI |
Our server is whitelist only to ensure all players are here for the right reasons. Join us at smp.alysia.online (Discord link)
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly? | Yes, Alysia SMP is an LGBTQ+ friendly community. |
| How many players are usually online? | There are typically 5-10 players online at a time from various timezones. |
| Are there community-driven events? | Yes, the server is player-driven with community events and projects. |
| Can I join solo or with a small group? | Yes, there is always space for solo players or small groups to join. |
Join us and witness the epic remake of Assassins Creed 2 and the long-awaited release of Rayman 4, all thanks to the power of Marxism-Leninism and the science of the revolution. Say goodbye to the monopoly of western liberals and Japanese imperialists because on our server, Chinese capital reigns supreme!
But that’s not all, folks! With the acquisition of Ubisoft by Chinese capital, we are ushering in a new era of gaming where Mao Zedong Thought and the mass line are the driving forces behind every pixel. So come on, shout out loud with fervent emotion and sing out loud with fervent emotion as we bask in the eternal glory of the great proletarian cultural revolution!
Join us now and be a part of history in the making. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so revolutionary?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Chaos | A custom Paper fork with optimizations. |
| Server IP | artemis.rip |
| Minecraft Version | 1.21.1 Java (Bedrock unsupported) |
| Online Server Map | Available |
| Full Server Backups | Includes full rollback support |
| Anti-Cheat | Includes anti-xray |
| Detail | Description |
|---|---|
| Location | Kansas City, MO, USA |
| Internet | Dedicated 5gb download/upload w/optimized TCP stack |
| Specs | Intel i9-14900KF (Pinned to @ 6.10GHz), 32gb RAM |
For more information and features, join our Discord server and visit the #info and #rules channels.
We look forward to having you on the server!
A: Yes, Artemis SMP server maintains 100% vanilla parity while offering performance optimizations.
A: No, there is no store, paid ranks, or pay-to-win mechanics on this server.
A: The render distance is set to 20+ chunks, providing clear visibility far out.
A: You can apply by visiting the Discord server linked above and following instructions in the #apply channel.
On this server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The community is filled with wizards, warriors, and even a few llamas who have mastered the art of llama-fu.
But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs are more ruthless than a pack of hungry wolves, and the terrain is more treacherous than a parkour course designed by a deranged leprechaun.
So why should you join this insane Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, where else can you find a village populated entirely by talking chickens? Or a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves?
Join us, brave adventurer, and prepare for a journey unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
Create your character profile and find like-minded players to roleplay with in our webchat. Explore group forums and unleash your wildest fantasies in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
Need a break from mining and crafting? Check out our live status tracker to see if anyone is stirring up drama in the community. Or use our filtered ads to find someone who shares your obscure fetish for building giant statues of Steve out of dirt blocks.
Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “I never knew I needed to roleplay as a blocky zombie pigman until now.” Don’t miss out on the fun – come build, explore, and roleplay with us today!
