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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 1779 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle against evil llamas with laser eyes.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident pink booty expert, Whiteboywhat. He’ll show you the ropes and teach you how to survive in this wacky and wild world. But be warned, the land is also home to a gang of mischievous sheep who have formed their own secret society and will stop at nothing to prank unsuspecting players.
So what are you waiting for? Get your pink booty over here and join the funniest, craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!
