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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 7186 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
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