| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 7521 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 258500 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 21 |
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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 8905 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7443 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and building a castle made entirely out of cake!
Forget about Marine’s new song, because on our server, the only music you’ll hear is the sweet sound of creepers exploding in the distance. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1365 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
We have information and guides that will blow your mind, like lore that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Need statistics? We’ve got you covered with websites that will track your every move in-game.
But wait, there’s more! We have news and streams that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a Minecraft version of Team Liquid dominating the server!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9074 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Are you tired of real-life conflicts about family time and priorities? Well, look no further! On our server, you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken coop.
Imagine a world where your sister’s MS diagnosis doesn’t exist and your brother’s kids’ spring break plans are just a distant memory. Instead, you can focus on crafting the perfect diamond sword and battling creepers with your virtual family.
But wait, there’s more! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of planning virtual trips with your friends, without the stress of conflicting schedules. Who needs real-life getaways when you can explore endless virtual worlds with your pals?
So, why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, in this world, the only thing you need to prioritize is having fun.
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 4917 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 209 | Mines Excavated: | 3238 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They were so amazed by the madness that they never wanted to leave! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Ignore all the red flags and embrace the chaos! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world.
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 5953 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Votes: | 3775 | Enchantments Applied: | 155 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Like, imagine building your own fortress while also helping plants grow and defend themselves. It’s like being a superhero for nature, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where even the plants are getting in on the fun?
So come join us on this wild ride of a server where you can be a plant-loving warrior and build the most epic structures you can imagine. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 8102 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
[1.21.1] GoatSMP is one of the most fun smps in the world with the most customized plugins! We have added custom origins for the most unique play experience.
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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 9767 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 199 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you pee your pants in fear. Our server is so intense that even the bravest players have been known to run away screaming like little babies.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine, and mysterious portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, you can’t beat ddfag’s fall, but you can certainly try!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 4902 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 9201 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 3859 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.
But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!
