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Black People Craft: Where Humanity Evolves Through Blocks

Africa, Americas, Atlantis, Black, black people, blocks, brown race, Carpathian basin, Craft, Edgar Cayce, Evolution, evolves, human species, Humanity, Lemuria, Mauritania, middle eastern, native americans, people, Race, red race, Richat Structure, seeding, Tibet, white race, yellow race

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

🌍 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we explore the wacky world of ancient civilizations and wild theories! 🌍

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can uncover the TRUTH about human origins! Forget everything you thought you knew because according to us, humanity didn’t evolve from black people – we were actually seeded in FIVE different places at the same time! 🤯

Join us as we build our own versions of the Carpathian basin, Tibet, Atlantis, Lemuria, and Africa! Who needs history books when you can create your own alternate reality in Minecraft? Explore the capital of Atlantis, which is totally not in Mauritania, and meet the middle eastern races who are actually descendants of the Red race from Atlantis according to Edgar Cayce. It’s like a history lesson, but with creepers and diamonds! 💎

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered where Native Americans really came from? Well, according to our server, they actually originated from the sinking/sunken continent of Lemuria! Dive deep into the lore of Lemuria and discover the secrets of the Brown race. Who needs textbooks when you have Minecraft to teach you the REAL history of the world? 📚

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey through time, space, and pure imagination! Who knows what other mind-blowing revelations await you in our crazy Minecraft universe! 🚀🤪

Crafty Memes: Make /b Great Again

AI art porn, Anonymity, celeb, controversial topics, Crafty, desu, diaper, drawthread, für, Great, internet culture, make /b great again, memes, online communities, open /b, real nudity, shota, socials, Taste, Threads, trump, Trump-tards, waifu

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	68	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Votes:	9311	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the internet and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Forget about all those weird threads on /b, because on our server, the only thing you’ll find is pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us if you’re tired of seeing furries, shotas, and waifus everywhere you turn. Our server is a safe haven from all that madness. And don’t even get me started on the diaper enthusiasts… yikes!

But the best part? We have a strict “No Trump-tards” policy. That’s right, no orange-haired politicians allowed here! So if you’re looking for a place to build and explore without any political drama, this is the server for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s minecraft our way to a better, Trump-free world!

Crafty Chaos: What Happens in Your Country?

Chaos, Community, Country, Crafty, culture, current affairs, Events, global events, Happenings, happenings around the world, happenings in my country, happenings in your country, Lifestyle, local ], local news, national, News, Politics, society, Traditions, world news

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9899
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Towns Built:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Emeralds Found:	8773	Players Killed by Monsters:	2066
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who are always up for a good time.

Looking for a challenge? Dive into our lava parkour course and see if you can make it to the end without getting toasted. Or test your luck in our diamond hunt, where the prize is a real-life unicorn (just kidding, it’s actually a stack of dirt).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of magical llamas who can grant you three wishes each day. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, we can’t promise that, but we can give you a pat on the back for dreaming big.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Loom or Stool Minecraft Madness

Activity, Choice, comfort, decision, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fun, Furniture, Game, hobby, leisure, loom, madness, Minecraft, Pastime, Play, Preference, Relaxation, seating, Sitting, stool, WEAVING

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Void Armor Forged:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can choose to be a loom or a stool! Why settle for boring old characters when you can be a piece of furniture instead?

Join us and embark on hilarious adventures as you navigate the world as a LOOM weaving your way through obstacles or a STOOL providing support for your fellow players. Who knew furniture could be so fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the blocks come to life and dance the night away. Join us for the craziest parties you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky server and experience the LOOM and STOOL life like never before!

Minecrafty McWow – Crafty LOLs and General Shenanigans

Blizzard, coomers, Crafty, Death to all coomers, Dragonflight, Dynamic Flight Update, general, General Resources, Hotfixes, lols, McWow, minecrafty, murlok, raider, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, Shenanigans, Summer Trading Post, the war within, TWW WARBANDS FEATURE OVERVIEW, Warbands, Warcraft Mounts, World of Warcraft, WoW Petopia, wowg, wowhead

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Welcome to the Death to all coomers edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with DRAGONFLIGHT adventures and DYNAMIC FLIGHT UPDATES that will blow your mind.

Our server features WARBANDS that will test your skills and keep you on the edge of your seat. Explore the Summer Trading Post for exclusive items and embark on a journey through Remix: Pandaria to relive epic raids and heroic battles.

But that’s not all! We have S4 Dungeon changes that will challenge even the most seasoned players. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the Dragonflight community where the fun never ends!

Don’t miss out on all the excitement and craziness that awaits you on our server. Visit dragonflight.blizzard.com for more information and start your epic adventure today!

SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘Dear white boys’ is our daily greeting!

anger, Boys, bunnies, coming for you, Daily, Dear, DOMINANCE, fear, Girlfriends, Greeting, hatred, intimidation, Misogyny, racism, Revenge, sisters, SnowflakeCraft, tearing apart, threat, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Unstoppable, violence, White, White boys, Wolves

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you dare, for we are on a mission to steal all your soft lily white girlfriends and sisters. It’s like a crazy game of cat and mouse, but with bunnies and big bad wolves. And guess what? You can’t freaking stop us! So why not join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows, you might even become our next target. Good luck surviving the insanity!

Creepin’ Conflict

Accountability, Argument, Blame, clarification, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, CREEPIN, Dispute, error, Fault, Interpretation, judgment, mediation, mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, wrong

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6755
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	111
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures and meet the wackiest players in the Minecraft universe.

Our server is home to a legendary battle between a giant chicken and a unicorn riding a dragon. Witness this epic showdown while building your own floating castle made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its magical portals that lead to different dimensions, including one where you can ride a flying pig and another where you can challenge a zombie horde to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret treasure hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

Blocky Shenanigans

blocky, confusion, Curiosity, DISCOVER, Enigma, Explore, Intrigue, Investigate, Mystery, Ponder, question.., Shenanigans, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected, unknown, unravel, Unraveling, unraveling the mystery, unraveling the unknown, what happens here, Wonder

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers dance!

Join us for a wild adventure where Steve has been replaced by a talking llama who only speaks in rhymes. Craft your way through dungeons filled with zombie chickens and skeleton cows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all the land?

Oh, and did we mention our exclusive Disco Cave? Dance the night away with glowstone blocks and creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Git Gud or Go Home

achievement, challenge, Commitment, Conquer, Dedication, determination, dontstop, finishline, Game, Gaming, GIT, GUD, home, keepgoing, Levelup, motivation, nevergiveup, Overcome, perseverance, progress, success, Victory, winning

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is: YOU HAVEN’T BEATEN THE GAME YET!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and ridiculous quests. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbowsdancing pigs that throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the creepers have been known to bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove to the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, on our server, the game is never truly beaten.

Parking Ticket Wars Minecraft Server

#ethiopia, activism, Attack, civil rights, Community, economic justice, fight back, Global, Government, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, OAKLAND, Oppression, Parking, parking tickets, protest, resistance, Server, social justice, solidarity, State, ticket, war tactic, Wars, Working class

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9888
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the state is actually a giant creeper trying to attack the working class! From Oakland to Ethiopia, we will fight back with our diamond swords and enchanted armor!

Join us on this server for epic battles against evil mobs and corrupt governments. Build your own secret underground base to hide from the oppressive rulers of the land. Form alliances with other players to overthrow the tyrannical regime and bring peace to the Minecraft world.

But beware, the state will stop at nothing to crush our rebellion. They will send their army of zombie pigmen and skeleton archers to try and defeat us. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the onslaught.

So grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic quest for freedom and justice! Let’s show the state that we will not be oppressed in this virtual world or any other!