monkeys paw – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

StalkCraft Minecraft Server

brain boiled, Cheeky breeki, eastern european, Faustian bargain, Gunfights, Hostile, Life, malicious forces, memes, Minecraft, monkeys paw, MOTHERS, otherworldly entity, POSSESSED, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Server, Slavjank, StalkCraft, treasure hunters, Victim, Woods

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Slavjank and Eastern European memes come to life! But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart.

Venture into the woods and you may hear laughter that sends shivers down your spine. The very ground you walk on is hostile to life, with treasure hunters meeting a gruesome fate at the hands of malicious forces.

If you dare to explore without completing a specific side quest, you may find yourself making a Faustian bargain with an otherworldly entity. The monkeys paw curls a finger and the zone claims another victim. Cheeky breeki, indeed!

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft server. But remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

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Electric Stitch Heal Speed

advanced healing techniques, biodegradable materials, biodegradable polymers, bioelectricity, biomedical engineering, cells, Electric, electrical stitches, electricity generation, Friction, hasten healing, heal, healing, innovative stitches, magnesium, medical advancements, medical technology, muscle movement, muscle stimulation, muscle-powered healing, SPEED, Stitch, sustainable healthcare, tissue regeneration

lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got magical electrical stitches dat make u heal faster when u move ur body in da game. our special threads made from biodegradable stuff and magnesium, and when u run around or jump in da game, it makes electricity dat helps ur cells heal faster. it’s like havin a healer on speed dial, but in minecraft form. so come join us and get ur super speedy healing on, u won’t regret it!

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Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Rule and Spelling Skills Drool!

Badlands, Chaos, crown, Divine, Drool, enemies, Followers, Goblins, Gods, kill, Kingdom, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Overthrow, Respect, Revenge, Roleplay, rule, rules, Rustic, Server, Skills, Spelling, sun goddess, Vanilla, Weak, Worship

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Badlands Goblins
Server IP	play.badlandsgoblins.com
Server Type	PvP, Survival

About the Server:

Welcome to Badlands Goblins, where chaos reigns and goblins rule. Join Krenko in his quest for power and glory as you navigate through a world filled with danger and adventure. Worship the god of chaos and rise to greatness as you conquer your enemies.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, anyone can join the server by using the provided IP address.
What type of gameplay is available?	The server offers PvP and Survival gameplay.
Are there any rules to follow?	Players are expected to follow the rules set by Krenko, including killing those who disrespect goblins and following the wishes of the god of chaos.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, players can join the Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

7.1 release, Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, EU, FemHroth, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, haruhi movie, inu oh, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Moogle Treasure Trove, Mullholand Drive, NA, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Seraph, Server, Shared FATE farming, Spooky Club, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, Yanxia, zurvan

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a chocobo on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is like a Moogle Treasure Trove filled with epic loot and shenanigans! Join us for our Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXXIII, where we reveal all the crazy updates coming your way.

But that’s not all, we have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a Lalafell on a mount! And don’t miss out on our future meetups, like the Spooky Club featuring a Haruhi Movie and Inu-Oh, or the Roleplaying Meetup in Yanxia where things get weirder than a Lalafell trying to tank a raid boss.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us for a Costume Party Mixer in the Goblet, or a Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party in the LB! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our Shared FATE farming event in The Rak’tika Greatwood – just watch out for those pesky Spriggans!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than a Lalafell in full Dark Knight armor!

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Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

#workout, Adult, creative writing, Enderman, erotic roleplaying, erp, Exercise, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, FITNESS, Gym Edition, Minecraft, NSFW, online roleplay, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay adventure, Roleplay Characters, Roleplay Community, Roleplay ideas, roleplay scenarios, Roleplaying, smp, storytelling

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – the Erotic Roleplaying ThreadGym Edition! Join us for some steamy Minecraft action as we work out our muscles and our imaginations.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with sexy NPCs. They had to seduce their way out of danger, and let’s just say things got hot and heavy real quick.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater love cave where players can engage in mermaid roleplays, complete with fishy kisses and underwater cuddles. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare dolphin companion to join in on the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild ride filled with erotic adventures and unexpected twists. Just remember to bring your imagination and a sense of humor – things are about to get spicy!

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DadIssues Minecraft Server

advice, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DadIssues, emotions, family, father daughter, forgiveness, Honesty, love, Minecraft, perspective, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual building fun! Join us for a wild ride of emotions and blocky adventures as you navigate through the ups and downs of family relationships.

Ever wanted to build a virtual replica of your family home and then blow it up with TNT? Well, now you can! Let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.

Join us for our special event “The Call” where players must navigate through a maze of secrets and lies to uncover the truth. Will you confront your dad in-game and demand answers, or will you build a fortress to hide from the drama?

Experience the thrill of virtual family therapy sessions where you can work through your conflicts with other players in a supportive and blocky environment. Who needs real therapy when you have Minecraft?

So come join us on our server for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama?

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MineCraftMama: GitGudDaughter

achievement, celebrating achievements, Communication, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, GitGudDaughter, MineCraftMama, motivation, parenting, parenting advice, Parenting styles, Setting goals, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, teenage behavior, teenage development, teenage emotions, teenage rebellion, tough love

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and just have a good time? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your sibling rivalry.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and show off your creativity without any judgment from your family members. No need to worry about being compared to your overachieving brother or feeling like the forgotten child. Here, you are the star of the show!

And if you ever need a break from the real world drama, just log on to our server and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs family celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with your online friends?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun building castles than dealing with sibling squabbles. Plus, we promise not to play favorites – unless you count our love for all things Minecraft!

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MayoRage Minecraft Server

anger, beheading, brutality, city mayor, Community, Corruption, crime, disgust, Government, Justice, law enforcement, MayoRage, mexico, Minecraft, mourning, Outrage, political violence, public outcry, Public Safety, Server, social unrest, Tragedy, violence

LOL come join our minecraft server, where we promise NO beheadings of city mayors!! unlike in mexico, where things are getting cray-cray. on our server, you can build a city without fear of losing your head. unless you’re a zombie, then you can totally lose your head, but that’s just part of the fun! so come join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. plus, we have llamas that can do the macarena, so why wouldn’t you want to join?? #NoBeheadingsAllowed #LlamaDanceParty

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CeasefireCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel

arab world, Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, CeasefireCraft, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, offensive, peace negotiations, peace talks, Politics, regional stability, security council, united nations, violence

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HEZBOLLAH ENDORSIN US, YO! DEY SAY WE DA BOMB DIGGITY AND WE GONNA MAKE PEACE LIKE A BOSS. ISRAEL BE RAMPIN UP BUT WE AINT SCURRED, WE GOT BLOCKS TO BUILD AND CREEPERS TO SLAY. COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND BE PART OF DA EPICNESS, YOLO!

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Post Nut Realization Server

#revelation, Afterglow, awakening, deep thoughts, emotional release, enlightenment, epiphany, Insight, introspection, mental clarity, moment of clarity, nut, personal growth, post, Post-nut clarity, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-realization, Server, sexual satisfaction, Understanding

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the caves, right? and suddenly, BOOM! post nut clarity hits you like a ton of bricks. you start seeing things in a whole new light, man. it’s like the blocks are talking to you, telling you to join this server.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.

so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.

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Garden Gurus: Speedy Seniors & Social Spuds

Aging population, balance, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, community gardens, dementia, Elderly, elderly care, garden, gardening, gurus, health benefits, horticulture therapy, mental health, outdoor activity, physical activity, quality of life, Seniors, Social, Social Interaction, Speedy, spuds, Therapeutic, walking speed, wellbeing

come join our epic minecraft server where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes to IMPROVE YOUR BALANCE and WALKING SPEED like a pro! forget about dementia, our gardening minigame will make you the most SOCIAL grandpa in town! plant those virtual seeds and watch your brain cells GROW as you navigate through our pixelated world of FUN and ADVENTURE! who needs real life when you can have a virtual garden party with your fellow gamers? JOIN NOW and become the ultimate green-thumbed legend!

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