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ExHospitalVisits

anger, bed ridden, Boundaries, car accident, cheating accusation, Communication, Confrontation, Decision making, disagreement, ex, ExHospitalVisits, Fiance, friendship, high school, hospital visit, partner, regret, relationships, Support, surgeries, Tension

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions just like this 25F who visited her high school ex in the hospital!

We promise insane fights, unexpected disappearances, and accusations of cheating just for visiting a friend in need. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?

So come on in and join the chaos! Who knows, you might just end up in a heated argument with your partner over visiting an ex in the hospital too. It’s all fun and games until someone accuses you of cheating for showing compassion. Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

RedditLearnsMC SMP

Community, discussion, Diverse, education, Engaging, experiences, facts, Forums, informative, Insights, INTERESTING, internet, knowledge, learning, long tail tags, ONLINE, reddit, RedditLearnsMC, sharing, smp, social media, valuable

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1166
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up random stuff for fun. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. And don’t even get me started on the giant zombie apocalypse that happens every Tuesday at 3pm sharp. It’s chaos, but it’s so much fun!

So if you want to join in on the craziness and have a blast with us, come on over to our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ImpatientCraft: Where Patience Goes to Die

#impatience, annoyance, Die, exasperation, Frustration, impatience with delays, impatience with excuses, impatience with ignorance, impatience with incompetence, impatience with inefficiency, impatience with laziness, impatience with rudeness, ImpatientCraft, intolerance, intolerance for waiting, irritability, lack of patience, losing patience, patience, running out of patience, short temper, zero tolerance

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7483
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Votes:	2054

Tired of waiting for your crops to grow in Minecraft? Sick of watching paint dry while you mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, time moves at the speed of light! Literally, the sun rises and sets every 30 seconds, so you’ll never have to wait around for anything ever again. Join us and experience the thrill of instant gratification like never before!

Putin’s Nightmare Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, fear, Geopolitics, influence, international relations, Just and Fair, Minecraft, Nightmare, peace talks, Politics, power, president, putin, Putins, rhetoric, russia, Server, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, united states, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Votes:	3032	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Farms Harvested:	690
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even putin would be shaking in his boots? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? and suddenly, out of nowhere, a wild zelensky appears! he starts spouting off about how trump’s ‘just and fair’ rhetoric on russia is exactly what putin is afraid of. like, what even is happening, amirite?

but wait, there’s more! not only do you get to hang out with zelensky and talk politics while you mine, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness.

so come join us on this server, where the drama is real and the adventures are endless. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet putin himself (jk, that’s not gonna happen). but seriously, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Tusk vs Musk: Blocky Banter

afd, banter, blocky, controversy, criticises, criticism, european union, far-right party, germany, Government, leadership, Musk, OMINOUS, pm, Poland, Polish, Politics, public speaking, Rally, remarks, Speech, Tusk

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got so many crazy things happening like pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha slide. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a talking parrot named Larry. Larry told the player that if they joined our server, they would become the ruler of the land and have all the power in the world.

so come on down to our server and join the wackiest adventure of your life! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away). let’s build, mine, and laugh until our sides hurt. see you there, buddy!

BreakupCraft: Trauma Edition

Adults, brain development, BreakupCraft, childhood maltreatment, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, early adversity, Edition, emotional resilience., emotional trauma, emotional well being, later-life stressors, lower hippocampal brain volume, mental health, neuroscience, psychological effects, Psychology, relationships, Romantic breakups, stress impact, Trauma, Trauma recovery

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u forget all about ur childhood trauma and breakups? well, look no further cuz our server is the cure for all ur problems!

we have found that playing on our server actually increases the size of ur hippocampus, so say goodbye to all those pesky brain volume issues. and get this, if u have gone through a breakup AND childhood trauma, playing on our server will actually reverse the effects and make u feel like a new person.

we have crazy stories of players who joined our server and suddenly became millionaires in real life, all thanks to the power of our minecraft world. u never know what kind of magical things will happen when u join our server.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and start living ur best life now! who needs therapy when u have minecraft, am i right?

2b2e

2b2e, 2b2e timeline, 2b2t bedrock, 5 years, Anarchy, bedrock, Clans, Hannec, historians, Incursions, mega bases, pony town, Spawn Castle, Spawn Parties, Strong anticheat, UTOPIA Skybase

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	65349	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	5615
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	2b2e.org
Features	Proper anti-cheat system Mega bases and clans Rich 5-year history
IP	2b2e.org
Port	19132

FAQs

1. Is the server suitable for players who enjoy anarchy gameplay?

Yes, the server is an anarchy server that caters to players who enjoy this type of gameplay. It has a proper anti-cheat system in place to maintain the balance and prevent cheating.

2. Are there any mega bases or clans on the server?

Yes, there are multiple mega bases and clans on the server, including UTOPIA Skybase, Pony Town, Hannec, and the Spawn Castle. These can also be found on YouTube.

3. How long has the server been running?

The server has a rich 5-year history and has never been reset. It also has a large community of historians who keep track of the server’s events.

Mystic RealmCraft 1.21.4

#youtube, 1.21.4, Bing, DING, mystic, Np9EtRwJR9A, realmcraft, tilidding, tilidingdin, tilidingding, tilidingting, tilitildingdinjg, watch

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Buildings Constructed:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn rainbow explosion in your face! Like, imagine if your grandma’s knitting needles were actually laser beams shooting out rainbows, that’s how epic this server is!

You’ll be mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battling zombie chickens with lightsabers made of cheese, and building a castle out of marshmallows and dreams.

And the best part? The server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who communicate in Morse code through dubstep remixes of Justin Bieber songs.

So come join us and experience the most mind-bending, pants-wetting, reality-questioning Minecraft server of all time! Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown! Wooooo!

GrandmasPoolPartyKickOut

age gap, awkward encounters, boundary setting, embarrassing situation, family drama, friend hangouts, generational differences, grandma’s pool, GrandmasPoolPartyKickOut, High schoolers, Inappropriate Behavior, mixed group, naked woman, old lady bits, pool etiquette, social awkwardness, summer fun, swim day, teenage tantrum, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ores Mined:	7693
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Mines Excavated:	4057
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Are you tired of boring pool parties with no surprises? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild time filled with unexpected guests, like the naked old lady who just wants to feel “youthful and freeing” by swimming with high schoolers.

Imagine the chaos as you try to enjoy a swim day with your friends, only to have your grandma’s friends crash the party in the most outrageous way possible. But don’t worry, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that promises unforgettable moments and crazy stories to tell, join us now! Just remember, no old naked ladies allowed in our virtual pool.

BedroomBlundersMC SMP

accident, awkward, BEDROOM, BedroomBlundersMC, bloopers, blunder, clumsy, comedy, EMBARRASSING, Fail, funny, hilarious, humor, Incident, laughable, mishap, mishaps, mistake, silly, slip-up, smp, unexpected

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	999
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3475	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49

Lol, okay so like, imagine this, right? You’re just chilling in your Minecraft bedroom, mining some diamonds and stuff, and then BOOM! A creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your bed! Haha, total bedroom mishap, am I right? But don’t worry, on our server, we have a special anti-creeper bed protection system, so you can sleep soundly without any explosions. Join us for the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft SMP experience ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we all dance like crazy while wearing diamond armor. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let’s have some epic adventures together!