Monkey King Offlane Guide Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyPutinDefendsKyiv

aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutinDefendsKyiv, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, kyiv, Military, Peacekeeping, Politics, putin, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, Withdrawal

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

so, like, u kno how putin was all like “imma take over ukraine” but then he was like “nah, gotta defend russia instead”? well, u should join our minecraft server cuz we got all the drama and action u need, just like putin and ukraine! build ur own empire and defend it against crazy dictators like putin (jk, he’s not actually on the server, but u get the idea). come join the chaos and see if u can come out on top!

PeakCraft: Blocktopia

all time, blocktopia, current era, current population, current time, demographic peak, global population, historical peak, HUMANKIND, Living, number, peak era, peak of humankind, peak of number, peak of population, peak population, peak time, PeakCraft, population number, probable, world population

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2528
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Yo, bro, have you ever thought about what it would be like to live in a world where there are more people than ever before? Well, guess what, on our server, that’s exactly what’s happening! We’ve got so many players that it’s like a never-ending party, except instead of snacks, we’ve got diamonds and creepers!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re surrounded by a mob of players all trying to trade with you or challenge you to a duel. It’s chaos, but it’s the best kind of chaos. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our PVP arena. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into cute little bunnies? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why should you join? Because where else are you going to find a server with this much action, this many players, and this many crazy mods? It’s like a never-ending party that you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyParentz

Bonding, children, Communication, Connection, CraftyParentz, emotional health, family, findings, good relationship, humor, humor in parenting, Laughter, Parent-child relationship, parenting, Parenting Style, parents, Positive, relationships, study, survey, well-being

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

join dis minecraft server if u want to have a better relationship with ur parents, cuz apparently if u play on dis server u gonna be laughin so much dat u gonna be besties with ur mom and dad. like, seriously, if u want ur parents to stop yellin at u and start crackin jokes instead, dis is the place to be. we got so much humor dat u gonna be rollin on the floor laughin all day long. trust me, ur parents gonna be like, “wow, dis kid is so funny now, i wanna hang out with them all the time.” so come on over and join dis server, cuz we all about dat funny life.

Bob’s Adult-Only SMP Adventure: No kids allowed, unless you’re really 18+!

Adultonly, Adventure, Allowed, base, BOBS, Builder, Community, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Explorer, hermitcraft, Kids, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Plugins, Protection, redstoner, Reset, rules, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist, Youre

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	770
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Animals Bred:	141
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	18+ SMP Community
Version	1.21
Land Claims	No land claims, but protection plugins installed
Server Reset	Never
Economy	Diamonds as currency, shopping district at spawn
Rules	No discrimination or racism, friendly banter

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I claim land on the server?

There are no land claims on this server, but there are protection plugins in place to rollback any grief or stealing.

2. Will the server reset in the future?

No, the server will never reset, so you can take breaks and come back to your progress intact.

3. How does the economy work on the server?

The economy is similar to Hermitcraft, with diamonds as the currency. There is a shopping district at spawn where you can buy and sell items.

4. Is the server more focused on building or technical aspects?

The server is more build-oriented and limited on the technical aspect for server performance reasons. The community is into big, ambitious projects, so you will find impressive builds around.

5. What happens if I leave the Discord server?

If you leave the Discord server, it will be considered as your departure from the Minecraft server. You will be removed from the whitelist and your base area may potentially be reset to ensure long-term sustainability.

GF Memorial Minecraft Server

12-year-old, Boohoo, controversial, dark humor, died, Disturbing, edo tensei, Girlfriend, inappropriate, insensitive, internet culture, memorial, Minecraft, necrophilia, Prostitute, pussy, Server, Sexualization, shock value, social media, taboo, underage, zombie

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Love Letters Sent:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be asking yourself, “Why didn’t he just fuck a 12 year old prostitute? Or maybe, Edo Tensei his dead gf and fuck her zombie pussy?” That’s right, we’re not afraid to push the boundaries and have a good time. Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community like no other. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

TheThirdieGamer Minecraft SMP: No Room for Athletes

athletes, Behavior, Communication, Competition, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Disrespect, Diversity, Etiquette, foreign countries, French, International, LEAVING, Manners, Minecraft, Respect, room, shithole country, smp, Sportsmanship, Stage, stage etiquette, TheThirdieGamer, thirdie athletes

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2856
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ores Mined:	6151	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even the thirdie athletes are kicked off the stage! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. And don’t even get us started on the llama racing track we have set up in the desert biome – it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over the town square and are constantly causing chaos. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the world. Trust us, it’s worth the search.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just remember, in this world, things work differently – especially when it comes to shithole countries and French cryptic messages.

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

adenomyosis, Apology, BabyBumpCraft, Communication, emotional turmoil, Endometriosis, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, forgiveness, hurtful text, infertility struggles, Minecraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy journey, pregnant sister, Server, sibling rivalry, Support, trying to conceive, TTC

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pregnancy announcements! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive sibling relationships and baby fever like you’ve never seen before.

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually get along? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the thrill of ignoring your pregnant sister until she apologizes to you for being a total buzzkill about your own pregnancy plans. Who needs family bonding when you can have family drama instead?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic saga of a sister who can’t handle the fact that you’re finally pregnant and ready to start a family of your own. Will you forgive her and make amends, or will you continue to hide your pregnancy from your own family just to avoid the drama? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual drama to keep you entertained? See you there!

SisterSlayin’HouseBanisher

aita, anger, bills, Boundaries, family, groceries, heat of the moment, Help, House, hurt feelings, living situation, Pets, phone bill, relationships, roof, self-sufficiency, sister, SisterSlayinHouseBanisher, Support, Trash, Vehicle

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s stay at your house? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, hurt feelings, and family drama!

Our server is like living with a freeloading sibling, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs. We promise you’ll never be bored with the constant backstabbing and name-calling that happens in our virtual world.

Join now and experience the thrill of kicking out your ungrateful sister from your Minecraft home, all while building a new life for yourself in a pixelated paradise. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead? So come on in and let the chaos begin!

ConfidentCraft SMP

Confidence, ConfidentCraft, empowerment, inner strength, personal growth, positivity, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-validation, smp

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	202	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	213664	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to flex your block-building skills and show off your epic redstone creations? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to feel like a Minecraft god!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Need some inspiration for your next build? Just take a stroll through our server and you’ll be blown away by the insane structures our players have created.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where all the diamonds are stored. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start your journey to Minecraft greatness!

CraftyCreeperCatastrophe

Adversity, Challenges, Character building, CraftyCreeperCatastrophe, Experience, growth, hard knocks, learning, life lessons, Life skills, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, resilience, self improvement, tough lessons, trial and error, trial by fire, wisdom

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Ever tried building a house in Minecraft only to have it blown up by a sneaky creeper? Well, on our server, we guarantee that your house will never be destroyed by creepers. Why? Because our creepers are actually trained to be interior decorators! They’ll come in and add some explosive flair to your decor, making your house the talk of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Imagine partying it up with the biggest boss in Minecraft while he drops sick beats and breathes fire on the dance floor. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest, craziest, and most explosive Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a party with creepers and dragons?