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Stinky Steve’s Survival Server: Where hygiene is optional and diamonds are mandatory

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2300
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have clearer skin than your brother without even trying! Our virtual world is filled with magical potions that will give you the complexion of a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to acne and hello to flawless skin, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs skincare products when you have our server?

Democraft Disaster: Where chaos reigns and creepers run for office

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5740
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Are you tired of boring, well-organized Minecraft servers with competent leadership? Then come join our server, where chaos reigns supreme thanks to our team of Democrat leaders!

Picture this: instead of efficient decision-making and clear communication, you’ll have endless debates and filibusters over which block to place next. Our server is like a virtual Capitol Hill, but with creepers and zombies instead of politicians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are truly one-of-a-kind. Join us for the annual “Campaign Trail” where players compete to win votes from the rest of the server by building the most impressive structures. And don’t miss out on the “Scandal Showdown” where players try to out-scheme each other in a battle of political intrigue.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s a complete shit show in the best way possible, come join us today! Who needs competent leadership when you can have chaos and laughter instead?

LOLcraft: The Server That Generates More Fun!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
New Chunks Explored:	400179	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! We have won the prestigious “Best Innovative Game Ever” award, thanks to our fearless leader Todd who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a cave filled with talking mushrooms. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a friendly dragon named Steve who loves to give out free diamonds to new players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the evil llamas plotting to take over the server. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, you won’t regret it!

Cheapsville: Where even the creepers can afford a house!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Towns Built:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the housing market is so cheap, you’ll think you’re in Flint, MI! Our average income to home price ratio is a mind-blowing 0.95, meaning you can buy a mansion with just pocket change!

Join us and build your dream home without breaking the bank. Want a castle made of diamonds? Done. A treehouse in the clouds? Easy peasy. A cozy hobbit hole with a view of the lava lake? We got you covered.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own the house of your dreams for less than a year’s salary. Come join us on our server and start building your affordable paradise today!

MineWatch: The Blocky Battle Royale

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	72
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join now for a chance to play in our Clash gamemode trial where you can battle it out with your friends from April 16th to April 29th. And if that’s not enough, we have Mirrorwatch mode coming up from April 23th to May 13th, where everything is flipped upside down – literally!

But wait, there’s more! We have a Pride Event happening from June 1st to 30th, where you can show off your rainbow-colored creations and win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Porsche Collab happening sometime during Season 10 – because who doesn’t want to drive a fancy sports car in Minecraft, am I right?

And if you’re a competitive player, we’ve got you covered with our Competitive rework and Season 11 featuring the new Runasapi Push Map and Colosseo rework. Plus, get ready for Space Ranger in Season 12 and a brand new tank in Season 14 – because who needs boring old tanks when you can have futuristic space tanks instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case, stay away because things are about to get wild!

Hand Holding & Kisses Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to find your virtual soulmate! Join us for a chance to hold hands with a pixelated beauty and maybe even steal a kiss under the virtual stars. Who needs real-life relationships when you can experience the thrill of virtual romance on our server? So come on, log in, and get ready to feel the love (or at least the pixels)!

ChunkyChibiCraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, cows can talk, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave.

Join us on our server where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? You can do that here! Want to battle a dragon with a rubber chicken? We’ve got you covered! Our server is so insane, you’ll be laughing your way through dungeons and slaying monsters with a banana sword.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the annual “Zombie Disco Party” where the undead get down and boogie all night long. And don’t forget about our “Pig Racing Championships” where you can bet on your favorite swine to win the grand prize of a diamond-encrusted saddle.

So why wait? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our crazy, zany world? See you there in just 2 months!

‘MericaCraft: Where creepers wear cowboy hats and zombies crave apple pie! 🇺🇸🍰 #USAminecraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2876
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	New Chunks Explored:	911221
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the harsh realities of living in a country that is objectively worse than ours! Join us for a virtual vacation where you can forget about all your problems and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is so amazing that even the villagers have better healthcare than most countries! And don’t even get me started on our diamond mines – they’re so rich that even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we have great insurance)! Who needs to live in a subpar country when you can be a virtual king or queen in our Minecraft world?

MooCraft: Where Cows Rule and ‘Cattle Die’ is Just a Game!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and swim in lava without getting burned (don’t ask us how, it’s magic)! Our server is so wild that even the cows have learned how to breakdance and the villagers throw epic raves every night.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen, and nothing is off-limits. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

PurrfectCraft: Where Cats Rule and Creepers Drool! Meow-tastic Adventures Await!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only rule is to post a cat to get a vidya recommendation! Why, you ask? Well, because our resident cat guru, Mr. Whiskers, has an uncanny ability to predict the best video games for you based on your feline friend. Trust us, his recommendations are purr-fect every time! Plus, rumor has it that posting a particularly cute cat might even unlock a secret level where you can battle zombie kittens for rare loot. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the cat-ventures begin!