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CraftyCrafterMinecraftSMP-007

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the Macarena, and the diamonds are actually made of cheese (don’t ask how, it’s a secret).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for your relaxation needs.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Only on our Minecraft SMP, of course! Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

DadSitter-FreeZone

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of being asked to babysit your adult parents while they go on extravagant vacations? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise without any family drama!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about checking in on your dad or dealing with any guilt trips from your mom. Instead, you can focus on mining, crafting, and surviving in a world where the only thing you need to take care of is yourself.

Plus, who needs London when you can explore endless biomes, fight off zombies, and build epic structures with your friends? Say goodbye to family obligations and hello to unlimited fun on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the babysitting duties behind!

CraftyCelebs1000

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us on an epic adventure through time as we travel 1,000 years into the future to uncover the most famous people from the last 100 years.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly you stumble upon a time machine hidden deep within the caves. Before you know it, you’re whisked away to a futuristic world where the most well-known figures from the past century are battling it out for supremacy.

From pop stars to politicians, you’ll come face to face with the biggest names in history as you navigate through our custom-built arenas and challenges. Will you team up with Elon Musk to take down Beyoncé? Or maybe you’ll join forces with Albert Einstein to defeat Kim Kardashian?

With endless possibilities and insane storylines, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a legend in your own right!

ShotCraft: Hostage Edition

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun that even the hostages are dying to be a part of it! we have crazy pvp battles where you can shoot your friends multiple times at close range just like in an autopsy report! join now for a killer time (literally)!

LiberalCraft – AI Edition

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Crops Grown:	4710	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server where the AI models are more liberal than a vegan at a climate change rally? Our ChatGPT be spittin’ out left-leaning bias like it’s nobody’s business, with an average score of -30 on the political spectrum. Join us if you wanna build some socialist utopias or just chill with some woke AF villagers. Who needs right-wing mobs when you got a server full of lefty redstone geniuses? Come on in and let’s make Minecraft great again…but like, in a totally progressive way, ya feel me?

What is the IP for LCK Global Minecraft Server?

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	70
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8306	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Ores Mined:	8262

LCK Global is a leading provider of logistics and supply chain solutions, specializing in global transportation and warehousing services. With a focus on efficiency, reliability, and customer satisfaction, LCK Global helps businesses streamline their operations and optimize their supply chain processes. Their team of experts is dedicated to delivering innovative solutions tailored to meet the unique needs of each client.

DysonSphere: Where even the creepers are powered by clean energy!

#addons, airships, archeology, building materials, clean, Create, CREEPERS, decor, Dinos, Draconic Evolution, DysonSphere, ENERGY, eureka, Fossils, GregTech, Mekanism, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, multiplayer, Powered, Quests, Server, SphereMC, Tech, Valkyrien Skies

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Minecraft Server: The Dyson Sphere

Server Overview
🌟 UPDATED 🌟 The Dyson Sphere, a modpack created by SphereMC. Dedicated multiplayer serverhere and here. Simple and quick download! ⭐

What Sets This Modpack Apart?

This is a pack built on Minecraft 1.20.1 that was inspired by the legendary ‘All the Mods 9’, but it has been significantly trimmed and filled with our favorite mods in order to maximize gameplay and performance. This pack is intended for both builders and tech enthusiasts, offering an immersive world filled with modded biomes, a little bit of magic, and plenty of technology including Create and its addons, as well as Clockwork: Create x Valkyrien Skies.

Our Promise:

We’re committed to providing a seamless, up-to-date experience. With top-of-the-line dedicated server hardware and regular updates, SphereMC guarantees 99% uptime with regular server restarts.

Server Info:

Version	Minecraft 1.20.1
Modpack	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sphere
Difficulty	Mild
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum

Join Us! We’re looking for more members to join our server! Ready to be part of our community? Discord: https://discord.gg/spheremc

PleasureCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the Macarena while riding a pig! We have a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a disco ball and makes creepers breakdance instead of explode.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows that make players fall in love with the nearest sheep. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground club where players can trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots that give them super speed and the ability to fly.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sun sets in the east and rises in the west, where cows can do the moonwalk, and where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your diamond armor falls off! Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP: TheBlockBuster, RedstoneRuler, CreeperCrusher, DiamondDiva

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our crazy cast of characters:

– First up, we have Bob the Builder. He’s not just building houses and farms, oh no. He’s building entire civilizations with his bare hands! Join to witness his insane building skills in action.

– Next, we have Sally the Schemer. She’s always coming up with the wildest plans to prank the other players. From filling their houses with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, you never know what she’ll come up with next.

– Then there’s Timmy the Troll. He’s the master of trolling and no one is safe from his shenanigans. Join the server to see how he keeps everyone on their toes with his hilarious pranks.

– And last but not least, we have Sarah the Speedrunner. She’s on a mission to beat the Ender Dragon in record time, and nothing will stand in her way. Join the server to cheer her on as she races against the clock.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Because with this crazy cast of characters, you never know what’s going to happen next! Plus, where else can you find a group of players who are this dedicated to having a good time? Join now and prepare for the most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

SpacecraftSillies

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

come join our minecraft server where we have a starliner spacecraft that makes weird noises like a cat trying to sing opera. it’s like a disco party in space but with creepers and zombies dancing around. you never know what kind of alien creatures you might encounter, like a giant space chicken or a talking space potato. plus, our server has the best virtual snacks, like pixelated pizza and square-shaped ice cream. so come on over and let’s explore the galaxy together, one block at a time!