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BlockyWeightLossJourney – Minecraft SMP

Accountability, BlockyWeightLossJourney, Challenges, cravings, diet, emotional eating, Exercise, healthy habits, Journey, lifestyle changes, long-term success, Minecraft, motivation, Obstacles, perseverance, plateaus, progress tracking, self-discipline, setbacks, smp, stumbling blocks, support system, weight loss

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Votes:	1731	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are creepers blowing up your progress? Are skeletons shooting down your motivation? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s turn those stumbling blocks into building blocks! Our server is like a virtual gym, where you can mine away those extra pounds and craft yourself into a lean, mean, pixelated machine. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical weight loss properties – just ask Steve, he lost 50 pounds in diamonds in just one week! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

TrustBlockCraft

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, breach of trust, broken promises, Deceit, Deception, disbelief, dishonesty, disloyalty, Honesty, Infidelity, Integrity, Lies, loyalty, mistrust, skepticism, suspicion, Trust, TrustBlockCraft, unfaithfulness, untrustworthy

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

If someone doesn’t join our Minecraft server, they instantly lose our trust. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride unicorns and battle giant chickens? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. So if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on a Willy Wonka-level adventure. Trust us, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of that rainbow.

ZelenskyyCraft: Meeting of the Blocks

Alliance, bilateral talks, blocks, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, media coverage, Meeting, Officials, Partnership, Politics, President Zelenskyy, press conference, summit, Ukraine, united states, Visit, washington d.c., White House, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where president zelenskyy himself comes to play with us! he even held a meeting with us officials in the game to discuss important matters like building giant chicken statues and creating a llama army to take over the virtual world. don’t miss out on the chance to game with world leaders and be part of the most insane minecraft adventures ever! join now for a wild ride of fun and chaos!

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server

Account Stats, blocky, Builds, dark cosmic, event horizon, fright night, league of legends, Legends, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nunu & Willump, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, pyke, S.o.ylas, Server, shaco, veigar, viego, worlds, zeri

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	291
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a special Worlds event featuring Viego himself, ready to take on any challengers in a battle for supremacy. And don’t even get us started on the Event Horizon, where Dark Cosmic S.o.ylas (yes, you read that right) is waiting to unleash chaos upon the unsuspecting players.

If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is so OP that even the pastebin can’t handle all the awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

No You Can’t Do De-Communisation In Minecraft SMP

cold war, communism, Conflict Resolution, DeCommunisation, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, fake communist states, freedom, Government, Historical revisionism, HUMAN RIGHTS, Ideology, international relations, military strategy, Minecraft, nationalism, nato bases, Politics, Propaganda, smp, soviet union

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	112
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can decommunise fake communist states and destroy NATO bases? Well, you won’t find that here! Instead, join us for a server full of chaos and craziness where the only rule is to have fun.

Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as wild and unpredictable as you are? Join us today and see what kind of madness you can get into. Just remember, anything is possible in our crazy Minecraft world!

BlockBust Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, assault, bar, BETRAYAL, BlockBust, Boyfriend, broken arm, Cheating, consequences, DATING, Friends, injury, kiss, Minecraft, PHOTO, Police, rejection, self defense, Server, social media

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Join us for a wild ride filled with broken arms, shady characters, and lost friendships – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like getting pushed by a stranger, breaking your arm, and calling the cops over a social media post? Look no further, because our server has it all!

Embark on a journey where you can navigate through tricky social interactions, questionable friendships, and unexpected plot twists – all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience the drama firsthand?

So come on over and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyCreeperAirportFail

Airport, anger, Communication, Concert, Conflict, CraftyCreeperAirportFail, Disrespect, exhaustion, hospitality industry, husband, late night, Marriage, misunderstanding, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, ticket, Transportation, Uber, Wife, work

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5351
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about throwing toothbrushes and berating your partner over airport pickups.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have virtual Ubers that will pick you up from the airport no matter what time your flight lands. No need to worry about headlight tickets here!

Plus, our server is filled with players who appreciate the hard work you do as a server (in-game, of course) and won’t throw water at you for making responsible decisions.

So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

OpinionWarrior – Minecraft SMP

Beliefs, conviction, DEFEND, die for belief, firm conviction, Life, Minecraft, opinion, OpinionWarrior, passionate belief, resolute stance, smp, stand by opinion, staunch belief, steadfast belief, strong opinion, unmovable opinion, unshakable opinion, unshakeable conviction, unwavering stance, unyielding belief, VALUES

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magic Items Found:	5276	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to defend your opinion on pineapple belonging on pizza with your life! That’s right, we have intense debates that can only be settled through epic PvP battles in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Will you be able to uncover their hidden agenda and become the llama whisperer?

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft SMP anywhere else!

DramaCraft: Unbelievable Tales

Authenticity, communication barriers, coping mechanisms, coping with trauma, disbelief, DramaCraft, dramatic stories, emotional burden, emotional impact, emotional release, hidden truths, keeping secrets, overcoming obstacles, Personal experiences, secrecy, Self-expression, sharing stories, storytelling, Tales, trust issues, truthfulness, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable stories

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of keeping all your wild and crazy Minecraft adventures to yourself because they’re just too unbelievable? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage and embrace the most insane and outrageous stories you have to share! From battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword to building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks, we want to hear it all. Join us and let your imagination run wild as you embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Repro Coercion Craft

abusive behaviors, abusive partners, abusive relationships, Australian women, coercion, coercion tactics, controlling behavior, controlling partners, Craft, domestic violence, gender inequality, gender-based violence, intimate partner violence, partner abuse, repro, reproductive abuse, reproductive autonomy, reproductive coercion, reproductive control, reproductive freedom, reproductive health, reproductive rights, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Endless Night Skies:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

so, like, u know how 1 in 20 australian women could have had some weird stuff happen with their baby-making parts cuz of their partner? well, on our minecraft server, we promise NONE of that will happen! cuz, like, our server is a safe space for all players, no matter what kind of crazy stuff they’ve been through. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and making new friends! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and llamas. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s build a world where everyone can be happy and free from reproductive coercion!