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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 8071 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 4360 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!