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  • StepMomSucks Minecraft Server

    StepMomSucks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 8133
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Gods Slained: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your dad’s new wife and her lost college fund antics? Look no further, because our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world without worrying about scamming step-parents or demanding apologies. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t guilt trip you into dropping out of university or giving up your dreams.

    Forget about overreacting arguments and family drama, come join our server where the only thing you’ll be apologizing for is not joining sooner! Let’s build a world together where the only catfish you’ll encounter is the one swimming in our virtual oceans. See you in-game, where the only thing you’ll be dropping is blocks to create your epic creations!

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  • LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

    LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 4488
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 382 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Dimension Hops: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Lanterncraft
    We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Do you have a detailed questline? Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
    What measures do you have against griefers? Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
    Do you keep inventory on death? Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
    Do you have custom dungeons? Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
    Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players? Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
    How can I join the server? You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
    Is there a Discord server for communication? Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

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  • Loser Incels Minecraft Server

    Loser Incels Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 1671
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 3966 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

    Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

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  • The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 3863
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

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  • NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

    NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 7222
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Villages Defended: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

    So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

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  • Ozempic-FreeZone

    Ozempic-FreeZone
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 6769
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 188 Elemental Crystals Collected: 66
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

    Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

    Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • AppAddictMinecraftSMP

    AppAddictMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 3848
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 61 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Votes: 5769

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

    We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

    So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

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  • BlockBuster10/10

    BlockBuster10/10
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 6436
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

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  • PutinCraft2020

    PutinCraft2020
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 5543
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

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  • Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

    Crafty Tariff Trouble Server
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 9331
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Dimension Hops: 13
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

    but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

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  • DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

    DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 9898
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Draconicraft SMP
    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    Platform Java
    Age Requirement 18+
    Whitelist Yes
    Version 1.21

    Overview:

    Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

    Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

    2. How do I join the server?

    Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

    3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

    The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

    4. What is the server’s primary language?

    English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

    5. How large is the server world?

    The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

    6. Can I build large projects on the server?

    Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

    7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

    8. How can I contact the server admins?

    You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

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