New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mommy Pig Minecraft Servers

Mommy Pig Minecraft Servers

  • SassySMP: AnimalTrashTalk

    SassySMP: AnimalTrashTalk
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 563
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Votes: 3875
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Mines Excavated: 3870 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where pigs insult you, cows gossip about your building skills, and chickens constantly squawk about how you’re not wearing the latest diamond armor.

    Join our server if you’re ready to face the sassiest animals in Minecraft. Our pig mayor, Sir Oinksalot, will demand tribute in the form of carrots and will throw a fit if you don’t comply. The cow council will judge your farming techniques and the chicken choir will critique your redstone contraptions.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all insults and drama. The sheep are known for their stand-up comedy routines, the wolves host epic dance parties in the forest, and the llamas offer guided tours of the server’s most scenic spots.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see which animal truly is the rudest of them all!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyBanterMC

    CraftyBanterMC
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 8992
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Zombie Dances: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Votes: 2550 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old relationships that never have any drama or excitement? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will have conversations that will forever change your relationship with someone!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend reveals a deep dark secret that completely shatters your trust in them. Or maybe you accidentally let slip a secret of your own that causes chaos among your group of friends.

    Join our server for the most intense and game-changing conversations you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knew that virtual block building could lead to such intense emotional turmoil? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • IndieGamerProtestCraft

    IndieGamerProtestCraft
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 667
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9413 Buildings Constructed: 13
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party up in here! We got tens of thousands of women protestin’ like it’s India’s Independence Day every day! And get this, it all started cuz some medic got murdured! Like, whaaat?! Join now and be part of the revolution, buildin’ and protestin’ like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all dat good stuff, so why wait? Come join da fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

    TrumpCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 3807
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of building boring old houses in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where all houses must be built in the likeness of Donald Trump! That’s right, build your very own Trump Tower complete with gold-plated everything and a combover roof that will make your neighbors jealous.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in epic battles where you can throw giant golden bricks at your enemies and shout “You’re fired!” as you defeat them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like the real Donald Trump would do.

    So come join us on our server and make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: This server is not affiliated with the actual Donald Trump in any way, shape, or form. Please don’t sue us.)

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CalorieCraft SMP – >1200 Cals Today

    CalorieCraft SMP – >1200 Cals Today
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 3164
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the cows ride pigs, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant wishes when cracked open. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireworks? Done. How about a house made entirely of cake? Consider it built.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist… made of potatoes. Join now and see if you have what it takes to overthrow his starchy reign and claim the title of Spud Supreme!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LeftoverLoot Minecraft Server

    LeftoverLoot Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 182
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Falling into the Void: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there gamers! Are you tired of dealing with entitled adults who throw tantrums like toddlers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual world where you can say no to entitled siblings-in-law who think they deserve your leftovers. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build whatever your heart desires, without any whining or complaining.

    So come on over and join us for some fun and laughter, where you can be the hero of your own story and never have to deal with entitled adults again. Trust us, it’s way more fun than babysitting your sister-in-law’s kids and dealing with her drama!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TwinTroublePicDay

    TwinTroublePicDay
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 328
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 49
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being told how to dress your identical twin girls? Join our Minecraft server where you can dress your virtual twins however you want without any judgment! No more matching outfits forced upon you by family members, you have the freedom to mix and match to your heart’s content.

    Just like in real life, family pictures are a big deal on our server. Show off your unique style by dressing your twins in different outfits for the occasion. Sparkly purple dress for one twin and a green dress with flowers for the other? Absolutely! And don’t forget the pigtails and hairband to complete the look.

    But beware, there may be pressure from virtual family members to dress your twins alike for the picture. Stand your ground and refuse to conform! Your twins are individuals and deserve to express themselves through their fashion choices.

    Join our server today and let your creativity shine! Who knows, maybe one day your twins will even rebel and dress alike just for fun. But until then, embrace the uniqueness of each twin and never give in to the pressure of matching outfits.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyHacksMC

    CraftyHacksMC
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 6165
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 138 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Dimension Hops: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 11
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Runes Activated: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Emeralds Found: 7774 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and even ride a unicorn into battle. Our server is so epic, it’s rumored that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. So why join? Because on our server, even the Ender Dragon bows down to your greatness. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and start crafting your legend!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft WoWCG Server: Classic Banter

    Minecraft WoWCG Server: Classic Banter
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 5429
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Votes: 859 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 429
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Magic Items Found: 7594
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the cows can talk and the creepers can dance! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny that shoots out rainbow lasers! Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RogueCraft SMP: The Mischievous Miners

    RogueCraft SMP: The Mischievous Miners
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 9160
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Potions Brewed: 39
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the edge of your seat, never knowing what crazy shenanigans your fellow players will pull next.

    Our server is filled with mischief and mayhem, from players turning into rogue agents and causing chaos wherever they go to secret underground societies plotting against each other. You never know who you can trust, but that’s all part of the fun!

    If you’re tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers and want to spice up your gameplay with some wild and unpredictable adventures, then come join us on the Rougeification thread! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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