Join the Server Where Reality Unravels and Time is a Flat Circle!
Welcome to the most mind-bending, absolutely chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Or maybe it’s not! Is this the best or the worst? Who’s to say? Perhaps it’s the answer to your dreams—or your nightmares! Who even dreams anymore?!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Floating Sand Blocks | Why walk on solid ground when you can float? Gravity is just a suggestion here! |
| Mommy Girlfriends | Join our special club! Because who needs logical choices when you can have virtual companionship? |
| Invert Reality Mode | Everything is upside down, including your ambition! Fight mobs with hugs, not swords! |
| Endless Creeper Convo | Every creeper you meet will ask about your darkest secrets. Spoiler: it gets weird. |
| The Black Hole of Recipes | Craft items that don’t exist and delete the universe! Or just your inventory… are they the same? |
FAQ Section (Totally Not a Trap!)
Q: How do I join?A: Just whisper your deepest fears into the void. The void listens… but it doesn’t respond. Sometimes, it just stares.
Q: Is there a community?A: What’s community? Is it real? Maybe the people are particles of your imagination! Think about that…
Q: Are there any rules?A: Rules? Those are just suggestions. Like gravity. But also, be very afraid of the anti-rules!
Random Quotes from the Void
“Wouldn’t most men be open to having a mommy girlfriend?”
“Even if she was supplementary to their regular girlfriend or wife?”
“Would you want a Black mommy girlfriend?”
# CoalsSMP
