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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 4735 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 6175 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Farms Harvested: | 317 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 199 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!