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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 219 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 406 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
so, like, picture this: you join our server and you see a baby creeper just chilling, waiting to blow up your house. but don’t worry, we have a special potion that turns them into friendly little puppies instead.
we also have a secret underground village where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they trade in diamonds and emeralds for spaceship parts.
oh, and did i mention the giant chicken boss that drops unlimited fried chicken legs when you defeat it? yeah, that’s a thing on our server.
so, like, if you want a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft, come join us! every monster started as a baby, but they grow up to be the craziest creatures you’ve ever seen.
