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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 9349 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 7 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 2290 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 57 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
come join us on this server where the weather is as unpredictable as your bowels after eatin’ some sketchy food at a village feast. build your base, fight off mobs, and try not to poop your pants when the temperature rises. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
so what are you waitin’ for? join now and experience the thrill of climate change-induced diarrhea hospitalizations in minecraft! it’s gonna be a sh\*tty good time, trust me.