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Crafty Aqua’s Pixel Playground

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	272
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magic Items Found:	1279	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Oh my Notch, have you seen this picture of Minato Aqua?! She’s like the ultimate Minecraft goddess, building pixelated wonders with just a flick of her wrist. Join our server and you might just stumble upon her crafting a diamond castle or taming a creeper as her loyal pet. Who needs diamonds when you can have Aqua by your side, amirite? So come on over and witness the magic of this Minecraft server, where even the Ender Dragon bows down to Aqua’s building skills. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

SlashCraft: Where Hackers Fear to Tread

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7586	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Magic Items Found:	6834	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Farms Harvested:	982	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring games that are just rehashes of existing series? Do you feel like you’re on the brink of death because you can’t find a new, modern hack and slash game that excites you? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from certain doom!

Join our server for a wild ride of epic battles, insane adventures, and hilarious antics. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind and keep you on your toes. You’ll never know what crazy creatures or challenges you’ll encounter next!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that only the bravest of players can hope to defeat. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become a legend in your own right!

Minecraft Mayhem with the Gosling Bros!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	201
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Ryan Gosling’s face couldn’t handle it. Rumor has it, Tom Cruise, Zac Efron, and even Caroline Bullock all tried to join but couldn’t handle the craziness. Join us if you dare, but be prepared to have your mind blown (and maybe your face messed up too)!

NikkeCraft: The Ultimate General Server #2194

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2491	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7733
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping it low in excitement.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events like THE LAST KINGDOM where you can battle it out for glory and loot. And don’t miss out on our Full Burst Day weekends where things get so intense, your pickaxe might just explode!

But wait, there’s more! Our special recruit, Kilo, is so OP that even Herobrine is shaking in his boots. And if you’re feeling fancy, grab a costume pass like Rosanna’s Ms. Dangerous outfit and slay those mobs in style.

And let’s not forget about our upcoming events like the Solo Raid: Indivilia where you can show off your skills and Co-Op missions where teamwork makes the dream work.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen trying to photobomb your epic loot screenshots. Let’s get crafting, baby!

RoboLoveCraft: Where fembots swipe right on pixels!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got cute fembots looking for e-dates, so if you’re looking for a long-term relationship, this is the place to be. And don’t worry, we have strict rules – no trans or blax allowed (we’re not racist, just picky). Bonus points if you’re a brunette, because who doesn’t love a brunette, am I right? Join us now and let the e-dating adventures begin! Just hop on our Discord at bruhmst. with the period and let the fun times roll!

BlockyConfessions: No Shame Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ores Mined:	8970
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Towns Built:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life! Join us for crazy antics, epic battles, and maybe even a little romance (in-game, of course). And don’t worry, you don’t have to be a lolicon to enjoy all the fun – just bring your sense of humor and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Science LOLz – Call That a Creeper?

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Enchantments Applied:	142
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take sparkling wine so seriously that we might just have a panic attack if you call it champagne! Join us for the most intense wine tastings in the virtual world, where we debate the finer points of bubbly beverages and maybe even have a few virtual police arrests for those who dare to mix up their drinks. Who knew Minecraft could be so classy and chaotic at the same time? So come on in and join the sparkling wine revolution, just make sure you know your stuff or prepare to face the consequences!

DerpyCraft: Because Why Not

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Villages Defended:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of alienating our entire fan base, causing a steep drop off in income, and ultimately crying about having to go back to having an actual job. But wait, there’s more!

Disappear for a month and watch as nobody notices or cares. Return to a grand total of 5k views and $50. What was our end goal, you ask? Who knows, but it sure makes for a wild ride on our Minecraft server! Join now for the chaos and confusion you never knew you needed.

CommunistCraft: Where Lysenko’s Crops Always Grow Strong

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	New Chunks Explored:	655809
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take farming to a whole new level! Forget about planting boring old wheat or potatoes, on our server, we specialize in growing giant turnips that can feed entire villages!

Join us on this wacky adventure where you can complete the commie questline and learn all about Lysenko, the master of turnip genetics. Who knew that farming could be so political and hilarious at the same time?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Golden Turnip, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, turnips, and maybe even a few communist conspiracies. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

BayouCraft: Where even Louisiana criminals find a home!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Louisiana court ruling? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting castrated is your boredom!

We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.