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Girl Power Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Audience, Boys, Character development, comparison, empowerment, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, Female Protagonist, gender, genre, girl, Girls, isekai, male protagonist, Minecraft, perspective, power, Preference, Server, storytelling, world-building

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	1637	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky characters? Well, look no further because our server isekai for girls is the place to be! Why settle for isekai for boys when you can join a world where unicorns roam freely, diamonds rain from the sky, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood kittens in disguise?

Join us on isekai for girls and embark on epic quests to rescue handsome princes from evil witches, build your own enchanted castle complete with a moat filled with rainbow lava, and ride on the backs of flying pigs as you explore the vast and magical land of Pixieville.

But wait, there’s more! Every new player receives a complimentary pet dragon that shoots fireworks from its nostrils, access to a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking parrot, and a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you jump 100 blocks in a single bound.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join isekai for girls and have the time of your virtual life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The unicorns are calling your name!

WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	107	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Towns Built:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

DishyCraft: No AFK Dishes!

Afk, apartment, Boundaries, Chores, Cohabitation, college, Communication, compromise, daily tasks, DISHES, DishyCraft, domestic duties, Expectations, Expenses, Fairness, guest, Household, Job, living together, Partnership, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, sharing

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Votes:	7026	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your relationship dynamics? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of asking your virtual boyfriend to do chores in exchange for virtual rent and food. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret level where you can confront your virtual boyfriend about his comments and see how he reacts. Don’t miss out on this virtual soap opera – join now!

Coal-FreeCraft

Britain, carbon emissions, carbon neutrality, clean energy, climate change, coal phase-out, CoalFreeCraft, end coal power, energy policy, energy production, Energy Transition, environmental impact, environmental sustainability, Fossil Fuels, G7 nation, global leadership, green technology, last plant closure, power plant, renewable energy, Sustainable development

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

lol imagine a world where britain is like “nah we don’t need coal power anymore, we’re too cool for that” and they shut down the last coal plant like it’s no big deal. come join our minecraft server where we also do crazy things like build giant coal plants just to blow them up for fun. who needs coal power when you can have exploding coal plants in minecraft, amirite? plus, we have a secret underground society of coal-loving gnomes who will trade you diamonds for all the coal you can mine. join now and be part of the coal revolution, baby!

Eggcraft: Where the chickens have taken over and demand tribute! Join our feathered overlords now!

age, application, apply, armor stand posing, building experience, chickens, Community, Datapacks, Demand, Discord, Eggcraft, Farms, Feathered, Friendly, Join, Longevity, microphone, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Overlords, Redstone, redstone contraptions, Seasons, Server, smp, Tribute, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Farms Harvested:	209
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	1823
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP with added datapacks
Features	Armor stand posing, mob heads, simple voice chat
Community Size	Approximately 40 members aged 16-25
Season Length	Around 14-19 months
Requirements	Discord account, age 17 or older, building experience (screenshots or tour of builds)

FAQ:

Why Join Us?

Our server has been running for 5 years and is currently in its 4th season. With fresh seasons and a friendly community, there’s always something new to enjoy.

What are the Requirements to Join?

You must have a Discord account.
You must be 17 or older to join, but exceptions may be considered for mature 16-year-olds.
We ask for evidence of your building experience during the application process.
Having a microphone is optional and will not affect your application.

If you’re interested, please join our Discord and apply: https://discord.gg/nuxqJfsvWH

Vax-Max Minecraft Server

disease prevention, health, Healthcare, herd immunity, immunity, immunization, Long-term Health, Medical advice, Minecraft, preventative care, public health, Server, vaccination, vaccination benefits, vaccine, vaccine effectiveness, vaccine myths, vaccine recommendations, vaccine safety, vaccine side effects, vax-max, VaxMax, wellness

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2012
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we vax-max all day, every day! Why vax-max, you ask? Because our potions are so powerful, they’ll have you building like a pro in no time! Plus, our resident witch will cast spells to protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs! Just imagine the bling you’ll be rocking with that kind of loot. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our flying pig mounts and soar through the skies like a bacon-powered superhero.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Autism Cucking Me Minecraft SMP – Strong Man

acceptance, anxiety, autism, Bad Faith, Challenges, Communication, coping, cucking, Empathy, employment, employment rates, intelligence, man, mental health, Minecraft, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, smp, social inclusion, society, stigma, STRONG, strong man, Support, Understanding

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1360
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Towns Built:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can become stronger, more empathetic, and smarter just by playing! But beware, if someone starts arguing with you in bad faith, you’ll be hit with anxiety that will last for days. It’s like a PvP battle for your mental health!

Join us and unleash your inner autism for a chance to be a functional member of our crazy society. Less than 3/10 autists are employed, but on our server, anything is possible! So come on in and let’s see what kind of wild adventures and outrageous arguments await you in our Minecraft world.

Blocky Celeb Scandals

bill cosby, blocky, Bryan Singer, casey affleck, celeb, Charlie Sheen, Chris Brown, cosby, harvey weinstein, james franco, Jeremy Piven, Jimmy Saville, john travolta, kevin spacey, Louis CK, prince andrew, Puff Daddy, r kelly, Roman Polanski, scandals, steven seagal, Woody Allen

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Gods Slained:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Enchantments Applied:	144

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the scandalous secrets of the rich and famous! Build your own celebrity mansion and throw wild parties with R Kelly, Cosby, and Harvey Weinstein as your neighbors. Take a stroll down Creepy Lane where Puff Daddy, Jimmy Saville, and Prince Andrew reside in their questionable mansions. Will you be the one to finally bring justice to these shady celebs? Join now and become the ultimate gossip queen of Minecraft!

MelbourneCraft Server: No Charges!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9557
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Hezbollah supporters in Melbourne stumbled upon our server and were so blown away by the epic builds and insane PvP battles that they forgot all about their political affiliations and just started building pixelated castles together. True story, bro!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing chickens will serenade you with their angelic voices.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyMideastTensions

ALERT, Conflict, CraftyMideastTensions, Crisis, Defense, defense readiness, deployment, forces, Geopolitical, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military, Military Action, national security, pentagon, preparedness, SECURITY, standby, Tensions, Troops

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Potions Brewed:	75
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Chimeras Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz the Pentagon is puttin forces on standby cuz of some wild Mideast tensions, like u know it’s gonna be lit af up in here. we got creepers and zombies runnin around like they own the place, but don’t worry cuz we got u covered with our epic protection spells and enchanted armor. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find. so come join us and show those Pentagon forces who’s boss in the world of minecraft!