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HappiCraft SMP: Secret to Joy

acceptance, balance, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, HappiCraft, Happiness, joy, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Peace, perspective, positivity, purpose, relationships, resilience, secret, self-care, smp, well-being

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7653	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of building a giant chicken statue with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. Trust us, the secret to happiness is definitely found in our wacky world of pixelated madness. So grab your pickaxe and join us today, because who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours!

ToxicCraft: InstaSnapFaceGram

cyberbullying, Digital culture, digital platforms, Harassment, Hate Speech, InstaSnapFaceGram, internet culture, mental health, Negativity, online behavior, Online Community, online safety, opinion, Platform, social media, social media impact, social media usage, social-networking, TOXIC, ToxicCraft, trolling

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9393	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with toxic social media platforms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the antidote to all that negativity! Join us and escape the drama of Twitter, the fake perfection of Instagram, and the endless arguments on Facebook.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about trolls or haters. Need a break from the chaos of the internet? Come chill with us and mine some diamonds instead. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into.

So why waste your time on toxic social media when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast with a community of awesome players? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off!

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, EcoCraft, economic impact, Environment, environmental impact, financial support, Fossil Fuels, global economy, global spending, government spending, green energy, harmful subsidies, Minecraft, Natural resources, policy reform, Pollution, renewable energy, Report, Server, Subsidies

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	463
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Yo, so like, this server is where all the cool kids hang out. We got more subsidies than you can shake a stick at, like $2.6tn worth. We’re all about that environment-harming life, cause who needs clean air and water anyways, amirite? Join us and help us reach our goal of destroying the planet, one block at a time. Plus, we have the best parties in town, with creeper-shaped pinatas and diamond-encrusted cake. Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the chaos!

LuhanskLooters & MercMunchers

Conflict, Crisis, disappearing, eastern europe, foreign mercenaries, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, Luhansk region, LuhanskLooters, MercMunchers, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Political unrest, Propaganda, Refugees, russia, russians, Syria, Syrians, violence, War

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Ores Mined:	744
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, totally wild, man. We got Syrians disappearing left and right, like they’re just vanishing into thin air. And get this, the Russians are sending in foreign mercenaries to deal with it, but they’re just getting thrown into meat grinders, bro. It’s like a crazy mystery that you can solve while building epic structures and battling mobs. Come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

KetoCraft: Diabetic Defender

blood sugar control, cardiovascular risk, chronic condition, Defender, diabetes management, Diabetic, disease management, health benefits, heart health, individualized care, Insulin sensitivity, KetoCraft, ketogenic diet, lifestyle choices, long-term diet, long-term health outcomes, low carb diet, medical advancements, Medical research, metabolic health, personalized nutrition, preventative healthcare., Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ores Mined:	9630	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

OMG u gotta join dis server, bro! We got a player who’s been munchin’ on keto for 10 years and his heart is like, super chill compared to all da normies with type 1 diabetes. Like, his heart is probably made of diamonds or somethin’ cuz it’s so strong! Join us and maybe you’ll get a heart of steel too, who knows?! #KetoForTheWin #HeartOfDiamonds #MinecraftMadness

Valorian Network

Abilities, Adventure, auction house, challenging gameplay, Community, Currency, Custom Enchants, Custom Features, Custom World Generation, Economy, Events, Evolving, Gear Enhancements, Jobs, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, rare items, Skills, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Travelling Shopkeeper, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4194
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you ready for the ultimate survival adventure? Step into a world filled with custom features, challenging gameplay, and a thriving community that’s constantly evolving with your input!

Jump in today and start your journey on The Valorian Network – where adventure and discovery await!

play.valorian.net

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, hajimari, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Oath in Felghana, Palace, Picnic Squad edition, PIXEL, pre-patched translations, Prologue gameplay, Release Date Announcement Trailer, saves, Server, The Legend of Heroes, Trails in the Sky the 1st, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Emeralds Found:	8003
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Potions Brewed:	126
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with picnics, Falcom games, and music that will make your ears bleed (in a good way)!

Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a virtual world where you can experience The Legend of Heroes: Kai no Kiseki -Farewell O Zemuria- like never before. We’ve got translation patches, Dengeki streams, and even a Trophy List to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We also have The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky the 1st website, a sneak peek at Legend of Heroes: Trails Through Daybreak II, and the release of Ys X: Nordics in the West!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience that will blow your mind and leave you questioning reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

You Guys Have It All Wrong Minecraft SMP

angry men, cock and ball removal, Conspiracy Theory, empowerment, estrogen, free procedures, Gender Identity, gender reassignment, Government, guys, hezbollah, Israel, LGBTQ, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Misinformation, Mossad, pager business, smp, terrorist attack, transformation, Transgender, wrong

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Farms Harvested:	500	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

StorytimeSMP – Parental Tales

bedtime rituals, bedtime stories, cherished memories, childhood adventures, childhood recollections, childhood reminiscences, childhood stories, family, family bonding, family folklore, family heritage, family traditions, generational tales, growing up, Memories, Nostalgia, oral history, Parental, parents, personal anecdotes, storytelling, StorytimeSMP, Tales

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your wildest childhood stories in a whole new way! Our server is filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Remember that time your parents told you about the time they fought off a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water? Well, now you can do the same on our server!

Or how about the time they built a castle out of candy and defended it from an army of evil gummy bears? You can do that too, but watch out for the sugar rush!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and create your own legendary tales to tell for generations to come. Who knows, maybe one day your kids will be asking, “What’s one childhood story your parents told you about our epic adventures on the server?”

KlondikeCraft: What’s Your Price?

caramel, Chocolate, classic, craving, crunchy, DELICIOUS, dessert, frozen treat, ice cream, indulgence, Klondike Bar, klondikecraft, nostalgic, price, REWARD, satisfaction, snack, Summer treat, sweet tooth, temptation, Treat, Vanilla, whats

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dimension Hops:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

What would you give for a chance to join our Minecraft server? How about your firstborn child? Just kidding, we don’t want your kids (unless they’re really good at building pixel art).

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored sheep.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your character into a block of cheese with a single peck.

So come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky, wild world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a Klondike Bar.