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Java Survival

admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, HANDCRAFTED, java, Land Protection, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Plugins, Politics, respectful, rules, Server, smp, Survival, Unique

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Void Gems Collected:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to…

Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server Rules

No.	Rule
1	No excessively offensive language
2	No politics or other controversial topics
3	No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
4	Do not disturb other players’ property
5	Do not build too close to other players
6	Be respectful to others and be kind!
7	No advertising

FAQs

1. Can I use mods on the server?: Yes, you can use mods as long as they don’t give you an unfair advantage over other players.
2. How do I report a player for breaking the rules?: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game.
3. Is griefing allowed on the server?: No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other players’ builds and property.
4. Can I claim land to protect my builds?: Yes, you can use our custom land protection plugin to claim land and protect your builds.

Ladies of the Block 1.20

BLOCK, Breakup, Closure, Communication, DATING, emotional baggage, Exs, former partners, gf, healing, HEARTBREAK, ladies, love, Marriage, moving on, Partners, relationships, significant others, starting over, Support, Understanding, Wives

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Magic Items Found:	8868
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz. We got unicorns riding rainbows, like, what even is reality anymore? And the diamonds in this server are so shiny, they blind your enemies with jealousy. Plus, our creepers are trained to break dance instead of explode, so it’s a real party up in here. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s raining snacks. So, like, come join us and enter a world where the laws of physics are suggestions, not rules. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

DrivewayDwellers Minecraft Server

DrivewayDwellers, drug addiction, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family responsibility, financial strain, Homeless, kicking out, mental health, Minecraft, Server, snow storm, tough decision, tough love

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a family dynamic that puts the drama of a soap opera to shame! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Ever wanted to experience the thrill of living in a car during a snowstorm with your drug-addicted family members? Look no further, because on our server, we have a mother-in-law and brother-in-law duo who have turned their car into their very own winter wonderland. But don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual heater to keep you warm while you navigate through the chaos.

Witness the epic saga of a family struggling with addiction, mental health issues, and a dog who just can’t seem to find a proper bathroom. Will they ever get their lives together? Only time will tell on our server.

Join us for a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of tough love, stolen belongings, and messy guest rooms. Who needs reality TV when you can immerse yourself in the virtual world of our Minecraft server?

So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and unforgettable moments. Just remember, in this world, anything is possible – even kicking out your family members for the greater good. Are you ready for the adventure of a lifetime?

CraftyBFFvsBaeHide

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, coping mechanisms, CraftyBFFvsBaeHide, Emotional support, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, long-distance relationship, loyalty, personal space, Respect, self-care, sexual assault, support system, Trauma, Trust, VIOLATION

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the feels? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and boundaries are pushed to the limit!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected surprises, just like when M showed up uninvited to our player’s birthday party. Who needs cake when you have drama and betrayal, am I right?

But don’t worry, we promise our server is a safe space where you can always say no to unwanted advances. Unless, of course, you need a little excitement in your virtual life – then all bets are off!

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to keep you on your toes?

SongCraft SMP

All time favorite song, best song, classic song, favorite artist, favorite genre, favorite music, favorite song, memorable song, Music, music enthusiast, music lover, music nostalgia, music recommendation, smp, song lover, song of all time, Song recommendation, SongCraft, timeless song, top hit, TOP SONG, ultimate song

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha, that’s what this server is like. And get this, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise, like how crazy is that? Plus, the spawn area is literally a giant disco ball with villagers breakdancing to your favorite tunes. So, come join us and let’s boogie down in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

NoRegretsMC

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Choices, consequences, Decision making, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, NoRegretsMC, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, saying no, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-control, self-discipline, setting limits

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Farms Harvested:	742
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Have you ever said yes to joining a Minecraft server and immediately regretted it? Well, fear not, because our server is the complete opposite of that! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about regretting your decision again.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a unicorn through a field of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. Unicorns and diamond blocks. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also battle against a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on taking over the world. Don’t worry, though, because we’ve got your back with our trusty army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unlike that time you said yes to joining that other server).

ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, accusations, aggression, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, DECEMBER, Evidence, General Staff, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Military, Minecraft, russia, sanctions, security council, Server, Ukraine, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have more explosions than russia using chemical weapons 434 times in december 😂 our players are like ukraine’s general staff, always ready for battle and never backing down! build your own army of creepers and take over the world, just like a real-life war but with blocks and pixels 🤣 join us now and experience the chaos and madness that is our server, where anything can happen and nothing is off limits! 🤪 #minecraft #crazyserver #explosionsfordays

CraftyGermanPeaceTroops

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, CraftyGermanPeaceTroops, crisis management., Defense Minister, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, peacekeeping troops, political decision, SECURITY, Ukraine, united nations

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

lmao dis server is so lit, u gotta join cuz we got peacekeeping troops from Germany in Ukraine, like wut??? imagine fighting creepers with real life soldiers, epiccccc. also, rumor has it that the defense minister is actually a pro Minecraft player and will challenge u to a build battle, like who even does that??? join now before the troops get called back to Germany and the minister goes back to playing Fortnite or something, u don’t wanna miss out on this craziness, trust me.

MelonSurvival

Active, admins, Arena, back, blocks, BUILD, Claims, disabled, Hacks, HARD, Homes, Involved, Keepinventory, MelonSurvival, Paytowin, PERMISSIONS, Phantoms, RANGE, smp, Spawn, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Void Gems Collected:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	The Pale Garden Minecraft Server
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Gameplay
Features	No pay to win, Active Owners/Admins, Head drops enabled

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed.
Can players claim land?	No, there are no claims system.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed.
What is the world border size?	The world border is set to 100k blocks.

Server I.P.: melonsurvival.minecraft.best

Discord: discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE

Monkeys Catalog Shit 1.21.4

1.21.4, Bait, Board, CATALOG, catalogmonkeys, internet culture, internet trolls, Kronies, monkeys, online communities, online forums, online harassment, Shit, Spamming, toxic behavior, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling culture, trolling evolution, trolling patterns, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7073	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate chaos and mayhem! We have catalog monkeys running wild, baiting Kronies left and right. It’s a total shitshow, but in the best way possible.

You’ll question reality as you navigate through our server, wondering when the madness will end. But let’s be real, you won’t want it to end because it’s just too damn entertaining.

So come on, embrace the craziness and join us for a wild ride unlike any other. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.