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TipsyTeaseCraft

aita, ANNOYED, bad decisions, DATING, Drinking, drunk date, FLIRTING, Friend, Friends, hookup, House Party, LEAVING, medication, Meetup, Party, reaction, refusal, Safety, TipsyTeaseCraft, Upset

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Emeralds Found:	7783
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place to be!

Join us for crazy adventures and unexpected twists just like the time I invited a girl to a house party and she ended up flirting with my friend. But don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama like in this story, just pure Minecraft fun!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll be able to tell after playing on our server!

LostInMinecraftSMP

AMBITION, aspirations, career development, career planning, dream job, future aspirations, future goals, goal achievement, goal orientation, goal setting strategies, goal-setting, life planning, long-term planning, long-term vision, LostInMinecraftSMP, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, success mindset, Time management

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Bro, who even knows where they wanna be in 5 or 10 years? Like, I could be living on Mars with my pet alien cat for all I know. But you know what I do know? I wanna be on this Minecraft SMP server, bro. It’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

I heard that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Like, one time this dude joined and suddenly he had super speed and could mine diamonds with his mind. It was crazy, bro. And don’t even get me started on the parties we have on the weekends. We’re talking creeper DJs and zombie dancers, it’s lit af.

So if you wanna join a server where the grass is neon green and the cows wear sunglasses, then this is the place for you, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s goooooo!

AloneCraft: Extrovert Edition

AloneCraft, Edition, extrovert

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Enchantments Applied:	251
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Do you ever wonder what extroverts think about when they’re alone? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out! Join us for a wild ride through the minds of extroverts as they build, mine, and chat up a storm in our virtual world.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of extroverted aliens who are using Minecraft as a cover for their intergalactic communication experiments. Join us and you might just uncover the truth behind the extraterrestrial conspiracy!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves. It’s said that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start your quest for riches, secrets, and maybe even a little bit of extroverted enlightenment.

FrozenAssetMC_Server

asset recovery, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, financial assets, financial transactions, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetMC_Server, funds, geopolitical issues, government funds, international finance, international relations, political tensions, proceeds, russia, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5399
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDZ GALORE AND CREEPERZ DAT DANCE LIKE THEY AT A RAVE.

WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND SHEEP THAT SING OPERA.

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW THE BEST PARTIES.

JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN!

ALSO, UKRAINE JUST GOT SOME CASH FROM RUSSIA SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE LIT!

MissileMayhemCraft

air raid, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, defense system, Fails, injured, interception, International, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Missile, MissileMayhemCraft, News, Rocket, SECURITY, strike, Tension, War, Yemen

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Love Letters Sent:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4547

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s safer than central Israel right now! Our missile interceptions never fail, unlike in Yemen. Plus, we got six injured players who can’t stop playing cuz it’s so lit! Come join the chaos and build ur own bunker to protect urself from any incoming missiles. It’s a blast, literally! Join now before it’s too late!

BreadCraft: The Carb Chronicles

amazement, appreciation, Bread, BreadCraft, carb, Chronicles, Communication, comparison, culture, Diversity, Inuit, Language, language enthusiasts, linguaphiles, linguistic diversity, linguistics, linguists, semantics, Snow, terminology, VARIATIONS, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3217
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Animals Bred:	175	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more bread than the entire Inuit language has words for snow. we have bread that sparkles like diamonds, bread that sings like angels, and bread that can even make you fly like a majestic bread eagle.

our community is filled with bread enthusiasts who will trade you rare loaves and share their secret bread recipes. we even have a bread-themed parkour course where you can jump from baguette to baguette like a true bread ninja.

if you’re tired of the same old boring servers, come join us and experience the carb-filled adventure of a lifetime. who needs snow when you can have bread in all its glorious forms? come join us and let the bread revolution begin!

WhaleCraft: 130+ Year Lifespan

Animal Behavior, balaenid whales, Biodiversity, conservation, Endangered species, Environmental Science, extreme longevity, industrial whaling, LIFESPAN, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine life, marine mammals, oceanic research, oceanography, research, scientific discovery, southern right whales, WhaleCraft, wildlife, year

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Votes:	9030
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

join our epic minecraft server where whales live for over 130 years and go on wild adventures with you! forget about boring old servers where whales die young, come to ours for the ultimate whale experience. ride on the back of a 130-year-old southern right whale as you explore the depths of the ocean and uncover hidden treasures. industrial whaling has nothing on us, we protect our whales and let them live their best lives. come join the fun and see just how long your whale companion can live!

Soppeldunk War SMP [modded]

Combat, Enhanced, Features, gameplay, Guns, Minecraft, Modded, nuclear power, nukes, Planes, Players, proximity chat, PvP, rules, Server, Skill Tree, smp, Soppeldunk, Space Travel, Survival, TEAM, War

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Hosting a team based survival modded Minecraft server with enhanced combat, skill tree, guns, nukes, and more.
Gameplay	No gameplay limiting rules. Players can choose to survive peacefully or destroy everything with nuclear power.
Current Features	SUPPORTS UP TO 60 PLAYERS (proximity chat, souls like combat, guns, chemical and nuclear warfare, planes and helicopters, space travel, create mod, chunk claiming, skill tree, etc…)
Updates	More updates will be rolled out in the future.
Installation Instructions	Visit Discord for installation instructions. Curse Forge required.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players does the server support?	The server supports up to 60 players.
What are some of the features available on the server?	Some features include proximity chat, souls-like combat, guns, chemical and nuclear warfare, planes and helicopters, space travel, create mod, chunk claiming, and skill tree.
Are there any gameplay rules limiting players?	No, there are no gameplay limiting rules. Players can choose their own path in the game.
Where can I find the installation instructions?	Installation instructions can be found on the Discord server. Curse Forge is required for the modded Minecraft server.

Passionate Fetishes Minecraft Server

BDSM, fetish accessories, fetish art, fetish clothing, fetish community, fetish culture., fetish experience, fetish exploration, fetish fantasy, fetish lifestyle, fetish model, fetish objects, fetish photography, fetish roleplay, fetish satisfaction, fetishes, fetishism, kink, Minecraft, Passion, passionate, Server, sexual desire

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6498
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Void Armor Forged:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Yo, bros, do you like, love your fetishes as much as this dude loves his? Well, if you wanna take your fetish game to the next level, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we got dungeons that are kinkier than a Fifty Shades of Grey novel, mobs that are into some freaky stuff, and a community that’s as open-minded as a hippie at Burning Man. So come on, join us and let your fetishes run wild in the world of blocks and pixels!

Why do people keep saying the terrorist attack in Germany was… Minecraft SMP?

atheist, Attack, CHRISTIANS, cultural diversity, discrimination, extremism, fear-mongering, germany, global terrorism, hate crimes, Magdeburg, Media bias, Minecraft, Misinformation, people, Propaganda, religious beliefs, religious intolerance, religious minorities, religious violence, smp, social media, Terrorist, terrorist attack, was, Xenophobia

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where creepers are actually friendly and offer you gifts instead of blowing up your house. Build your dream castle while dodging flying pigs that rain down from the sky (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while you try to defeat it.

So why wait? Join our server and become part of a community where the unexpected is the norm and where even the most mundane tasks turn into epic adventures. Plus, did we mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps griefers at bay? It’s like having your own personal army of unicorns guarding your creations.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!