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AlmostDieCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft and accidentally dug straight down into a pit of lava? Or maybe you were exploring a dark cave and a creeper snuck up behind you and blew you to smithereens? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never die from any of these ridiculous reasons!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving insane challenges like riding pigs off cliffs, battling giant chickens, and even taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding. Our server is so safe, you could literally swim in a pool of lava and come out unscathed (please don’t actually try this).

But the best part? We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and all the enchanted gear your heart desires. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and never fear death again (unless you fall off a cliff, that’s on you).

Creeper’s Cache: 100+ UN Discovered

arms stockpiles, arms trafficking, Cache, Conflict, CREEPERS, Discovered, hezbollah, Hezbollah weapons, Insurgency, international relations, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, militant groups, Military, peacekeeping missions, security council, security threat, Terrorism, UN peacekeepers, UN peacekeeping, united nations, Weapons Caches

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Emeralds Found:	879	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got more weapons caches than Hezbollah! UN peacekeepers be like “whoa, where did all these weapons come from??” but we just be like “lol it’s just for our minecraft battles, bro.” join now for epic battles and secret weapon stashes, it’s gonna be lit af!

BlockyBrain Teasers

answer, Assistance, BlockyBrain, brain teaser, Cheating, collaboration, Community, crossword, crossword puzzle, Ethics, Etiquette, Fair Play, Help, Integrity, knowledge, problem solving, puzzle, rules, Social Interaction, teamwork, TEASERS, word game

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining in the depths of the earth, searching for diamonds and BAM – you come across a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests and rare loot. but wait, there’s a catch – the only way to unlock the chests is by solving a series of mind-bending crossword puzzles.

on our server, we take gaming to a whole new level. we’ve got hidden quests, epic battles, and even a secret society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power.

if you’re tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz, then come join us for a wild ride. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our wacky world. plus, we have free cake every friday. what more could you ask for? come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime.

Horizon’s End

1.21.4, Allies, Arimfea, Blockade, Cortesia Del Mar, Economy, electrical infrastructure, enemies, Horizons, industrial farms, Movecraft, Nations, Npcs, presidential elections, Settlements, smp, space map, Space stations, starship combat, trade city, Vega

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Armor Forged:	23

Server Name	Horizon’s End
IP	horizonsend.net

Overview

Horizon’s End is a Minecraft server offering a nation-building multiplayer experience set in space. Players can design custom starships, claim land on hand-crafted planets, and engage in various activities like mining, trading, and PvP combat.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What sets Horizon’s End apart from other Minecraft servers?	Horizon’s End offers a unique nation-building experience set in space, with custom starships, land claim management, and a variety of gameplay mechanics.
How many planets are available for exploration?	There are 18 hand-crafted planets in the game, offering different environments and resources for players to discover.
Can players form alliances and engage in geopolitics?	Yes, players can form alliances, create nations, and participate in political interactions with other players on the server.
Are there opportunities for economic activities like trading and industrial production?	Players can mine asteroids, haul cargo between trade cities, and build industrial farms to produce goods for trading with other players.
How can I join the server?	You can join the game at horizonsend.net, or visit the server’s Discord, website, dynmap, or game wiki for more information.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.20.5

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	2044	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18

OMG Anon, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro!

The mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you, like what even is that?!

And the diamonds, oh man, they’re like rainbow colored and sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight, it’s like bling bling for days!

Plus, the trees drop candy instead of wood, so you can build a house out of gingerbread and live like a freakin’ Hansel and Gretel fairytale!

Join now and your Minecraft dreams will come true, bro!

BdayNoBabysit Minecraft Server

award winning, Babysitting, BdayNoBabysit, Best Friend, Birthday, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, filmmaker, friendship, INDEPENDENCE, living my best life, long-term friendship, Minecraft, parenting, photographer, PR trip, refusing, Respect, Server, setting priorities., single mom, travel

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of boring old friends who expect you to drop everything and babysit their kids on your birthday? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the drama and excitement you could ever want!

Join us and leave behind the real world where entitled friends expect you to spend $1300 to watch their kid while they chase after a booty call in Puerto Rico. Our server is a safe haven where you can set boundaries and not be guilt-tripped for prioritizing yourself.

Who needs friends who send gag face pics over your award-winning videos when you can join a community of like-minded individuals who appreciate your talents and respect your time? Say goodbye to toxic friendships and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the ultimate escape from the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual world is home to secret treasures and hidden realms just waiting to be explored. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

SisCraft: Adulting 101

adult child, adulting, aita, Assistance, CAR, cleaning, Communication, DAUGHTER, DEBT, emergency accommodation, family, Frustration, Help, maintenance, Mother, Niece, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, SisCraft, sister, social housing, Step up

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Zombie Dances:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual reality in the most epic way possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics, just like in the story above. Will you be the one to step up and provide assistance to your fellow players in need, or will you be the one causing chaos and drama?

Build your own virtual spare room for those in need, lend out virtual cars, and even negotiate deals with other players to help out those who are struggling. Who knows, you might even end up in a heated text message argument with a virtual family member over who should be responsible for helping out their adult child.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride of emotions, questionable decisions, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the drama you could ever want? Join now and let the virtual family drama begin!

LaughCraft SMP

awkward, Church, coping mechanism, EMBARRASSING, family gathering, Friends, Funeral, funny, humor, inappropriate, inappropriate response, LaughCraft, laughter therapy, occasion, public setting, School, smp, social situation, uncontrollable giggles, uncontrollable laughter, Wedding, Workplace

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit you’ll be ROFLing all day long! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and accidentally fell into a pit of lava, but instead of being sad, I couldn’t stop laughing because it was just so ridiculous! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a chicken jousting tournament, it was clucking hilarious!

Join now and experience the most insane, chaotic, and hilarious Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you should stay away. But for everyone else, come join the madness and let’s have a blast together! LOLZ!

PixelPanties

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	438
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Crops Grown:	2244
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and sexy shenanigans. You never know what you’ll find sexy about someone here – maybe it’s their blocky charm or their perfectly pixelated pickaxe. Trust us, this server will have you saying “I never knew I could be attracted to a creeper until now!” So come on, join us and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MediaMinecraft Server: VanishingJournalists

Censorship, central america, Communication, communities, danger, Disappearances, Extinction, Facebook pages, Journalism, Journalists, local reporters, Media, MediaMinecraft, News, Nicaragua, press freedom, radio hosts, Regions, Reporting, Server, Threats, TV anchors, VanishingJournalists

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Animals Bred:	142	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Yo, u ever heard of a Minecraft server where journalists are on the verge of extinction in Nicaragua? well, this server is so lit that even the TV anchors and radio hosts have disappeared into thin air! like, imagine trying to report on the latest creeper attack and then poof, you’re gone!

Join this server for the thrill of not knowing if you’ll be the next journalist to vanish into the abyss. Will you survive long enough to uncover the mysteries of this strange land? Or will you become just another headline in the news feed of this chaotic world?

Dive into the madness and chaos of this server, where every corner holds a new surprise and every block could be your last. Are you brave enough to face the unknown and join the ranks of the missing journalists? Only one way to find out, join now!