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TyphoonCraft Minecraft Server

disaster preparedness, disaster response, emergency, emergency evacuation, evacuate, evacuation measures, evacuation order, evacuation procedures, evacuation warning, extreme weather, Flooding, heavy rainfall, Japan, japan news, Minecraft, natural disaster, Rain, Safety, Server, Storm, Typhoon Shanshan, TyphoonCraft, weather alert

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	5993	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	4914	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16

haha u no want to be in typhoon shanshan, come to our server instead!! we got no rain, only sunshine and diamonds!! plus, we have a secret underground base where u can hide from the storm and eat all the cake u want!! join us now before the typhoon blows u away, literally!! #minecraftlife #cakeparty #typhoonschmyphoon

F16Craft: Top Pilot Down

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, crash site, crashed, Defense, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jet, international news, investigation, Military, military technology, national news, Top, top pilot, Tragedy, Ukraine, US-made, WRECKAGE

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Gems Collected:	31	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

lol so like, u know how ukraine is all like “we got this sick F-16 fighter jet from the US” but then it like CRASHED and killed a top pilot??? like, wtf bro, that’s some crazy shiz right there. but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise no fighter jets crashing and definitely no top pilots dying. just good ol’ blocky fun and maybe a few creepers blowing up your house, but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, amirite? so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, no fighter jets involved, promise.

OpenStallPeeing

awkward, awkward situations, bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, discomfort, Etiquette, men’s room, open door, OpenStallPeeing, personal space, privacy, public behavior, public restroom, restroom habits, social conventions, social norms, stall, taboo, urinal, Urination, women’s room

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Falling into the Void:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29

so imagine this: u join our minecraft server and it’s like peeing in a urinal with the door open, but in a good way. like, u can do whatever u want, whenever u want. want to ride a pig off a cliff? go for it. want to build a house made entirely of cake? why not. the possibilities are endless, just like the feeling of peeing in a stall with the door open. join us and experience the freedom of minecraft like never before. plus, we have a secret underground club where we only play disco music and ride around on llamas. trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

FungusFeastCraft

culinary experimentation, culinary trends, dessert innovation, environmental impact, food innovation, food recycling, food science, food sustainability, food technology, food waste, Fungi, fungus, FungusFeastCraft, gourmet cuisine, gourmet desserts, Mycology, Neurospora intermedia, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable desserts, sustainable food, upcycled food

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

so, like, imagine this, right? this totally epic Minecraft server where we use this crazy fast fungus to make food waste into gourmet desserts. like, what even is that? you can literally eat trash and it tastes like heaven. join our server and you’ll be living the high life, eating like a king on a throne made of diamonds. plus, our fungus is so fast-growing, it’s like watching a time-lapse of a snail on steroids. don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the fungus feast begin!

AliveGamerGirls Minecraft Server

AliveGamerGirls, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling adventure of rescuing two girls who were trapped in the virtual world! Use your mining skills to dig through layers of blocks, fight off mobs with your trusty sword, and navigate treacherous caves to find and save these damsels in distress. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so heroic? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a virtual hero and save the day!

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9410	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Animals Bred:	44	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3980	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mines Excavated:	3873
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.