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USBcraft Minecraft Server

American, American humor, American ingenuity, American technology, Computer, data storage, Great, humor, innovation, invention, Minecraft, sarcasm, Server, Technology, technology humor, Usa, usb, USB development, USB drive, USB history, USB invention, USBcraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the real questions like “If USA is so great, why did they make a USB?” Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and mind-boggling mysteries.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the craziest treasure hunt of your life.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Disco Sheep, who throws the most lit parties this side of the blocky universe. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch as the Disco Sheep busts out some killer moves that will leave you in awe.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the answer to the age-old question: “If USA is so great, why did they make a USB?”

MineFitLayEase

better sex life, Body transformation, confidence boost, dating life, exercise routine, fit, fitness journey, getting laid, healthy habits, improved stamina, increased attractiveness, lifestyle change, MineFitLayEase, muscle gain, personal growth, physical appearance, redditors, self esteem, self improvement, transformation, weight loss

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9560	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and getting rejected by all the virtual babes in the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee that getting fit will make you a Minecraft stud in no time!

Join our server and watch as your blocky avatar transforms into a ripped, chiseled masterpiece. The ladies (or gentlemen, we don’t discriminate) won’t be able to resist your pixelated charm.

Imagine walking into a virtual village and all the villagers bowing down to you, offering you diamonds and emeralds in exchange for your attention. That’s the kind of power you’ll have on our server once you get fit.

So what are you waiting for? Start doing those virtual squats and push-ups and get ready to experience a whole new level of Minecraft success. Who knew that building muscles could also build your love life in the game?

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

chief, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, international relations, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, nato, nato alliance, Peacekeeping, Polish proposal, political tensions, Russian missiles, SECURITY, Server, shoot down, Ukraine

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1747
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

lol imagine if we shot down missiles with bows and arrows in minecraft server! 🏹🚀 join our server and be part of our epic battles against the evil russian creepers trying to invade our land! 💣🤯 nato chief is jelly of our skills and wants to join us too! 🤣👾 come build with us and show those russians who’s boss! 🏰🇵🇱 #minecraftforlife #russiansarecreepers #natochiefisanoob

CraftyCaptiveAmericans

AMERICANS, Americans detention, Americans release, Americans release call, CraftyCaptiveAmericans, detention, Release, release call, Taliban, Taliban detention, Taliban detention of Americans, Taliban detention of Americans release, Taliban detention of US, Taliban detention of US release, Taliban release, Taliban release call, Taliban release call for Americans, US, US detention, US Release, US release call

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

lol imagine if those americans were just tryna play minecraft on our server but got caught up in some crazy adventure with the taliban hahahaha join our server for a chance to get kidnapped by terrorists and have the US government beg for your release lmao it’s the ultimate survival experience! we promise you won’t get bored with all the unexpected twists and turns, just watch out for those pesky taliban members trying to ruin your fun. join now for the most intense minecraft gameplay of your life!

CraftyElevens

10, 11, 7/11, 9/11, comedy, CraftyElevens, Entertainment, exaggeration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, movies, Music, numerical scale, pop culture, Ratings, satire, social commentary, television, viral

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Items Found:	6768	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs! And get this, our cows can do the Macarena while milking themselves. It’s a total party up in here, fam!

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, they’ll trade you emeralds for top-secret information about the Ender Dragon’s favorite snack. And our creepers? They’re actually just misunderstood artists trying to show off their explosive painting skills.

Oh, and did I mention that our trees grow rainbow-colored leaves and our oceans are filled with chocolate milk? Yeah, you heard me right. So come on over and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Let’s get this party started, y’all!

ShadeSprintCraft

cognitive processing, cognitive psychology, color categorization, color differentiation, color discrimination, color naming, color perception, color recognition, cross-cultural perception, Cultural differences, Language, language and cognition, language diversity, Language Influence, linguistic influence, linguistic perception, linguistic relativity, Perception, shades of color, ShadeSprintCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got so many colors u gonna be seein rainbows in ur sleep. we got so many words for colors, u gonna be seein shades u never even knew existed. our players can spot a shade quicker than a cheetah on speed, it’s like they got super color vision or somethin. come join us and expand ur color palette, u won’t regret it…unless u hate rainbows or somethin.

Chaos SMP: Lifesteal | 1.21 Update

1.21 update, betterteams, building, Chaos SMP, Community, Fun, Ip:, java, Join, LifeSteal, Lootable graves, Lore, Minecraft, Plugin, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Teams, Treefeller, update, Version

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to Chaos SMP | Ip:198.244.176.22:25660 | Version:Java 1.21

Welcome to Chaos SMP, a semi-vanilla Minecraft server where community and fun are at the heart of everything we do! Our small, close-knit community and active staff team are excited to welcome you to join us.

We strive to keep gameplay as close to vanilla as possible while offering a unique experience with our Lifesteal plugin for PvP enthusiasts. Our server encourages players to create or join teams and aim to be the best of the best, whether that’s through engaging in lore, PvP, or simply building.

Plugins

Lootable gravesLifestealTreefellerBetterteams

Join here

apx2423538.apexmc.co:25660

Dragoncraft SMP: Where adults pretend to be dragons and play Minecraft like it’s 1999

Adults, Armor statues, Builds, Chill, Community, Datapacks, DragonCraft, dragons, ender dragon, Enderman, Expansion, Farms, Minecraft, Mob Heads, nether portals, Play, Plugins, PRETEND, Projects, quality of life, Relaxation, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Chimeras Created:	4
Towns Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Minecraft Version	1.21

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Draconicraft SMP?	Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server where players can enjoy a semi-vanilla survival experience within a 20k world border.
What does semi-vanilla mean?	The server aims to provide an authentic survival experience with additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun extras.
What are some of the Datapacks used on the server?	Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Anti Enderman Grief, Custom Armor Statues, Custom Nether Portals, More Mob Heads, Mini Blocks, Multiplayer Sleep, Player Head Drops, Silence Mobs, Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info
How can I join Draconicraft SMP?	Join the Discord Server provided in the overview and fill out the application form to get started on the server.
What languages are allowed on the server?	English is encouraged for public chat, but other languages are allowed in voice chat as long as players are respectful and switch to a common language when needed.

ChatCraft Minecraft Server

ChatCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only players worth talking to are the single, attractive women who catch your eye! Why waste your time chatting with anyone else when you can focus on finding your next Minecraft crush?

Join us for a chance to meet your virtual soulmate and maybe even find love in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs friends when you can have potential romantic partners instead? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to find love while building your dream world!

So come on, join our server and start flirting with those pixelated hotties. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match among the creepers and zombies. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds!

MineVReX Minecraft Server

Amaya Whisper, Arial Yuriko, Bri At Cookiebox, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Graduated members, Kamiko Rinona, Kanna Yanagi, Lida Oriana, Minecraft, MineVReX, Mom At Cookiebox, Nova Aokami, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, PixelLink, Previous thread, Relia Lace, Ruru karaoke, Scarlett Flameheart, Server, Song playlist, Umi Kyoku, valentine, VReverie Extended, VReX

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than this server, where the schedule is so lit, it’s like a blaze spitting fireballs at you! Join now and play with Nova Aokami, the Gen 1 legend whose building skills are so epic, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Arial Yuriko, Gen 3’s resident redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind like a TNT explosion. And don’t forget about Estella Starfall, the queen of parkour who can jump higher than a spider on speed.

Furi Ferntail is also here, ready to show you how to tame wolves like a pro, while Kamiko Rinona will teach you how to farm crops faster than you can say “creeper salad.” And if you’re looking for some fiery fun, Scarlett Flameheart is the girl for you – her PvP skills are so hot, they’ll leave you smoldering.

But that’s not all! We’ve got Amaya Whisper, the singing sensation whose voice is sweeter than a chorus of parrots. And Bri At Cookiebox, the baking queen who can whip up cakes faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, Mom At Cookiebox is here to keep everyone in line with her mom powers – no griefing allowed!

Join now and play with Kanna Yanagi, PixelLink, Lida Oriana, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Relia Lace, Umi Kyoku, and Valentine – the Twitch streamer who can slay zombies and entertain you at the same time.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join this server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while you’re laughing your blocky butt off!