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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6430 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that we have actual time-traveling llamas that can take you back to the Stone Age or forward to the year 3000. Want to ride a T-Rex through a futuristic city made entirely of cheese? Done. How about battling robot zombies in a medieval castle? Easy peasy.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Floppy disks? Pfft, who needs ’em when you’ve got time-traveling llamas and cheese cities!