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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 3368 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Votes: | 2514 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this crazy place. first of all, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. they grant wishes and rainbows follow them wherever they go.
also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.
oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed up in fancy tuxedos and tophats? they’re so classy, even when they’re trying to kill u.
plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but be careful, cuz there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards the entrance. yep, a giant chicken.
so, what are u waiting for? come join this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs russia and donald trump when u have unicorns, disco balls, and fancy mobs?
