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MineCraftyMe Server

Be me, chaos reigns supreme, chat becomes a war zone, crusaders freaking lose it, jihadists always get away with sh*t, jihadists nuke the Vatican, join the crusaders, MineCraftyMe, mods force us to restart server, mods ignore our damn reports, mods turn a blind eye, no justice, no punishment for those jihadist scum, playing on jihad vs crusade Minecraft server, pumped for righteous battles, ruining the entire damn game, secret tunnel, Server, tfw mods play favorites

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	409
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1055	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

> So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic castle on our Minecraft server, when suddenly a group of jihadis come in and start causing chaos. But don’t worry, we have a team of crusaders ready to take them down and restore order. Join us for epic battles, secret tunnels, and the occasional nuking of historical landmarks (just for fun, of course).

> Our mods may turn a blind eye to some things, but that just adds to the excitement. Who needs justice when you have chaos and mayhem? Plus, if things get too out of hand, we’ll just restart the server and pretend like nothing ever happened. It’s all part of the fun!

> So come join us on our crazy, unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Just remember to watch your back and always be ready for the next insane twist in the game. Who needs a boring, rule-abiding server when you can have this level of madness?

CerealKiller in Minecraft SMP

bacon, Bagel, Breakfast, brunch, CEREAL, CerealKiller, coffee, eggs, Food, Fruit, granola, healthy, Meal, Minecraft, morning, nutrition, oatmeal, PANCAKES, SAUSAGE, smoothie, smp, toast, yogurt

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to feast on the tears of your enemies for breakfast! Our server is filled with drama, betrayal, and epic battles that will leave you craving for more. Who needs cereal when you can start your day with a side of revenge and a sprinkle of chaos? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world!

QuitCraft: Day One Disaster

Career Change, Day, Disaster, first day, job decision, job disappointment, job dissatisfaction, job dissatisfaction consequences, job dissatisfaction coping strategies, job dissatisfaction effects, job dissatisfaction reasons, job dissatisfaction signs, job dissatisfaction solutions, job expectations, job frustration, job quitting, job stress, leaving job, QuitCraft, Tipping Point, work experience, workplace culture

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring job that makes you want to pull your hair out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality!

Picture this: you’re at work, staring at your computer screen, when suddenly a creeper explodes right in your boss’s office! Chaos ensues as zombies start taking over the break room and skeletons are holding meetings in the conference room.

But don’t worry, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to fight off the evil mobs and save the office from destruction. Plus, who needs a boring job when you can become a master builder and create your own virtual empire?

So say goodbye to that soul-sucking job and join our Minecraft server today for a wild adventure like no other! Who needs a paycheck when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear instead?

ChubbyCraft: Meat & Booze Edition

alcohol consumption, booze, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer statistics, China, Chinese population, ChubbyCraft, disease prevention, Edition, health impact, health risks, healthcare trends, lifestyle changes, lifestyle choices, lifestyle factors, meat, meat consumption, obesity, Obesity-related diseases, prevalence, public health, rising rates, Westernized lifestyle

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Emeralds Found:	4030	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! Join us and escape from the rising obesity-related cancer rates in China! We promise our virtual world is free from all that unhealthy stuff. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes you immune to Westernized lifestyle influences like meat and alcohol. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about cancer rates or any of that boring real life stuff. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started!

BritCraft Minecraft Server

afternoon tea, Brit, BritCraft, british culture, British tradition, edish, English tea, Minecraft, nice cup of tea, Server, tea break, tea brewing, tea ceremony, tea culture, tea cup, tea drinker, tea leaves, Tea lover, tea party, tea pot, tea ritual, tea time, traditional tea

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly llama wearing a top hat. Why, you ask? Because on our server, llamas are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Tea Temple, where players can sip on the finest virtual tea while battling it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Cup of Infinite Tea, rumored to grant wishes to those who drink from it (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cookie Caves, where players can mine for delicious cookies instead of boring old diamonds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on the Flying Pig Express, a magical rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the skies.

So why wait? Join our server today for a tea-riffic time filled with llamas, cookies, and flying pigs! It’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else.

Minecraft SMP: /Heem/ Havoc

143972491, abstract, Aesthetic, art, artist, color, Contemporary, creativity, design, Expression, Havoc, heem, heemvious, inspiration, Minecraft, MODERN, original, Painting, smp, Texture, Unique, Visual

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Secret Passages Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server! These chickens are no ordinary poultry – they have enchanted armor and weapons that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie who likes to drop some killer beats (literally)!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a rollercoaster made entirely of lava! It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with excitement (or terror).

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMomFatShameNoKids

Apology, birthday celebration, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, chaperoned visits, childhood trauma, children’s well-being, CraftyMomFatShameNoKids, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, fat shaming, fatphobia, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, self esteem, Therapy, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships, weight issues

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members who body shame your kids? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures where nobody will ever tell you that you’re fat and need to lose weight to be attractive.

Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their size or shape. We even have a special ice cream parlor where you can order as many scoops as you want without any judgment. And if anyone dares to body shame you or your kids, our virtual chaperones will swoop in to shut them down!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Let’s build a community where body positivity reigns supreme and grandma can’t ruin Liam’s birthday with her fat-shaming antics. See you in the game, where the only weight that matters is the weight of your diamond armor!

UnlikedFriend Minecraft SMP

avoidance, awkwardness, Behavior, Body language, Communication, discomfort, disinterest, dislike, distant, Friend, friendship, ignoring, indifference, lack of effort, lack of support, Minecraft, negative attitude, nonverbal cues, obvious signs, smp, Tension, UnlikedFriend, unresponsive

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2507
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Void Gems Collected:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Meteorites Collected:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6077
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too serious and not enough shenanigans are happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!

Join our server if you want to witness the craziest pranks, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We once had a player who built a giant toilet just because they thought it was hilarious – that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

And if you’re wondering if your friend doesn’t like you, just ask them to join our server. If they refuse, well, that’s a pretty obvious sign that they don’t want to have a blast with you in the most chaotic Minecraft world ever created. So leave those boring servers behind and come join us for some wild and wacky fun!

HourLeftMC

disbelief, HOLY SHIT, hour, HourLeftMC, jaw-dropping, left, Long, Movie, movie marathon, movie night, plot twist, runtime, shock, Surprise, Suspense, Thriller, time remaining, Twist, unexpected, unexpected ending, unexpected turn

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Secret Passages Found:	7
Love Letters Sent:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same feeling of endless entertainment! Our server is so jam-packed with fun and excitement that you’ll be saying “holy shit, there’s still another hour left” every time you play. From epic battles with dragons to building towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride that will have you glued to your screen for hours on end!

UkraineCraft: From Russia with Grains

agriculture, Conflict, controversy, diplomatic relations, Economy, embargo, Exports, food supply, Geopolitical, global trade, grain, grains, international relations, iran, occupied territories, Political, russia, sanctions, Tension, Trade, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	85	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Divine Spears Created:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of russia exporting grain from occupied territories of ukraine to iran IN BLOCK FORM! build your own grain empire and trade with other players for epic loot. beware of the ukrainian rebels trying to steal your crops, they will stop at nothing to get their hands on your precious wheat. join now and become the ultimate grain tycoon in the world of minecraft!

KingdomsSMP! A Vanilla Kingdom of Wizards, Dragons & 16+ Minecraft Players – Apply to Join!

Adventure, alliances, apply, Buildings, Community, Competition, discordserver, dragons, Europe, Forge, friendship, Gameofthrones, Heroes, Join, Kingdom, KingdomsSMP, launchdate, Lore, Medieval, Memories, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Quest, Raids, Respect, Roleplay, Vanilla, WARFARE, wizards

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	520429	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Theme	Game of Thrones-inspired
Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the goal of this server?

A: The goal is to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players, who will compete for dominance, form alliances, and wage war in a Game of Thrones-inspired setting.

Q: Are PvP and combat important on this server?

A: PvP and combat are not the primary focus of the server. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect the time and effort players put into building their kingdoms.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this adventure with us and create great memories while forging new friendships.