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Biggest Based Retard in Football Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making skills.

Our server is home to the biggest based retard in football – yes, you read that right. This player is known for his insane skills on the field and his even crazier antics off the field. Join our SMP to witness his shenanigans firsthand and maybe even challenge him to a game of Minecraft football.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

2025 Financial Collapse Minecraft Server

Anon, BITFUCK, Biz, brain cells, collapse, DEBT, debt crisis, Dollar, Financial, financial collapse, inflation, jeets, market rally, Minecraft, POL, Powell, Prices, Server, shitfuck coins, stock market, student debt, trump

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Animals Bred:	114	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	135	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	153	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of the boring old stock market and Bitfuck prices going full mongoloid on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the impending debt crisis that’s looming over the financial world. Our server is like a soft landing for your sanity, with no inflation beast in sight. Forget about those bottom-of-the-barrel shitfuck coins and come join us for some quality meme-filled fun. Who needs daddy Powell when you have a functioning brain cell like yours truly? So come on over and let’s build a virtual world where the only debt crisis is how many diamonds you owe your fellow players.

Old_Fag_2013 Minecraft SMP

2013, altcoins, Blockchain, bullrun, buttcoiner, cowards, crypto community, cryptocurrency, determination, digital assets, Financial Advice, hodl, hodling, investing, long term, market trends, Minecraft, Old_Fag_2013, oldfag, patience, resilience, smp, staying power

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Enchantments Applied:	131	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Crops Grown:	5200	Farms Harvested:	791
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too scared to take risks and go on epic adventures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

We are currently 6 weeks into the bullrun and let me tell you, things are getting wild! We have insane amounts of diamonds, emeralds, and all the rare resources you could ever dream of. But beware, there are cowards and r/buttcoiners trying to bring us down. But don’t worry, we are strong and will not let them ruin our fun.

Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Don’t be a coward, join us and let’s dominate this bullrun together!

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Worlds Maintenance, Blue Mage Weeklies, Christmas movie night, Crafty, Crystal Conflict Night, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Divegrass Hell’s Wildcard, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Linkshells, LOTR Marathon, Male Middie Movie Night, MEETUPS, Minecraft, NYE Meetup, Patch 7.15, patch notes, Resources, Server, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Spooky Club, Starlight Celebration, Violent Night

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t forget!

Reasons to join: – Patch 7.15 maintenance is just a cover-up for the epic updates we have in store for you. Get ready for some mind-blowing changes! – Our Patch Notes are so crazy, you’ll think you’re reading a fantasy novel. But no, it’s all real and happening on our server! – Starlight Celebration? More like Starlight Party! Join us for the most lit holiday event in Minecraft history. – Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got ’em all! And they’re all as rare as a diamond block in the desert. – Meetups? We’ve got ’em all, from Male Middie Movie Night to Violent Night (2022). You won’t find meetups like these anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Krampus or two along the way!

The Best Crime Films of All Time Minecraft SMP

action, all time, best, BETRAYAL, Classics, crime, crime films, detective, Drama, films, gangster, heist, iconic, investigation, Mafia, Minecraft, murder, must watch, Mystery, organized crime, smp, Suspense, Thriller, Time, top rated

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1439
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build epic structures and mine for diamonds – we create the best crime films of all time! Join us if you want to be a part of crazy heists, epic car chases, and intense shootouts all within the blocky world of Minecraft.

Our server is filled with talented filmmakers who will help you bring your wildest crime film ideas to life. Need a getaway driver for your bank robbery scene? We got you covered. Want to recreate the iconic “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” scene from The Godfather? We’ll help you build the perfect mafia hideout.

But be warned, the competition is fierce on our server. Rumor has it that the infamous Blockbuster Bandits have been causing chaos, stealing all the best film props and sets for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic showdown?

So if you’re ready to channel your inner Scorsese and create the ultimate crime film in Minecraft, join us on our server and let the blockbuster madness begin!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	135269	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2993

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Super.MineRich.net

Mecha Anime & Tokusatsu Minecraft Server

action, Anime, anime lover, Bonding, Char’s Counterattack, CUDDLE, double feature, dream date, FANTASY, futuristic, giant robots, Girlfriend, Japanese entertainment, Kamen Rider 555, Mecha, mecha anime, Minecraft, movie night, paradise lost, relationship goals, romance, Sci Fi, Server, tokusatsu

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Come join our Minecraft server and find your perfect mecha anime and tokusatsu-loving girlfriend! Imagine cuddling together while watching Char’s Counterattack and Kamen Rider 555 Paradise Lost on a virtual movie night. Who needs real-life relationships when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and start building your romantic anime paradise!

Leina’s New Design Minecraft SMP

Aesthetic, chic, clothing, critique, design, Designer, fashion, fashion blogger, fashion influencer, fashionista, Leina’s new design, Leinas, Minecraft, MODERN, opinion, Outfit, personal style, review, smp, statement piece, Style, trendy, Unique, Wardrobe

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Oh my Notch, have you seen Leina’s new design on our Minecraft SMP? It’s like she went from a basic dirt house to a freaking castle made out of diamond blocks! And get this, she has a pet dragon that guards her loot! Like, who even has a pet dragon in Minecraft? Only on our server, that’s who!

But that’s not even the best part. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night in Leina’s base. I heard they have glowstone dance floors and DJ villagers spinning records. It’s lit, literally!

If you want to join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience all the wackiness that goes down, you better hurry up before the Ender Dragon starts moonwalking and the creepers start breakdancing. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane server out there. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, blocky, brook, carrot, Chopper, comedy, franky, Manga, Minecraft, Mink Tribe, monkey d luffy, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Roronoa Zoro, sanji, Server, Straw Hat Pirates, thousand sunny, Tony Tony Chopper, Usopp

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs and giant carrots. They rode a chopper made out of diamonds and carrots, soaring through the sky and battling evil mobs with their trusty carrot sword.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic carrot races, where you ride giant carrots through obstacle courses and compete for the title of Carrot Champion. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground carrot farm where you can grow your own magical carrots with special powers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Chopper & Carrot today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary Golden Carrot hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

Becky’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventures, Becky, Beckys, blocky, comfort food, culinary delight, Dark Meat, DELICIOUS, Dinner, dinner time, enjoying, Flavorful, foodie, guilty pleasure, indulgence, juicy, meal prep, mealtime, meat lover, Minecraft, satisfying, Savory, smp, succulent, Tasty

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and dark meat (not the chicken kind, if you catch our drift). Becky, our resident adventurer, stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and mobs that make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. From building giant statues of Steve riding a llama to organizing epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a villager trade, come join us and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even enjoy some dark meat along the way. Just watch out for Becky – rumor has it she’s still hoarding all the diamonds for herself.