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| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 9996 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
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