LazySMP: Where even the slowest sloth can survive the blocky wilderness!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

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Welcome to Sloth SMP!

Server Features:

Version	1.20.6 and later
Land Claims	To safeguard your builds
Rank System	Rewarding and dynamic
Economy	Dedicated for trading
PvP Arena	For those who crave battle

Server IP: SlothSMP.Com

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What Minecraft version does the server support?

A: The server supports version 1.20.6 and later.

Q: Are land claims available on the server?

A: Yes, land claims are available to safeguard your builds.

Q: Is there a rank system on the server?

A: Yes, the server features a rewarding and dynamic rank system.

Q: Can players participate in PvP battles?

A: Yes, there is a dedicated PvP arena for players who crave battle.

Q: Is the server economy player-driven?

A: Yes, the server features a dynamic economy that is dedicated for trading.

DustbowlCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Secret Passages Found:	8
Void Armor Forged:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Dustbowl? Are you ready for a server that will blow your mind (and maybe your house)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises!

Our server is so epic, even this insufferable faggot can’t resist joining in on the fun. From building giant statues of bacon to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and question your sanity. Trust us, it’s totally worth it!

ExcitedVSPO in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Crops Grown:	7491
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? VSPO EN is expanding and we need YOU to come join in on the fun! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they are ruthless PvP champions.

– We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every night. The DJ is a zombie villager who really knows how to drop the beat.

– Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on VSPO EN.

– Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join VSPO EN now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

MineLifeChanger SMP

Consistency, daily habits, discipline, goal-setting, habit building techniques, habit formation, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy lifestyle, Life Changes, mindfulness, mindset shift, MineLifeChanger, motivation, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement, smp, success habits, transformation

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ores Mined:	1869
Magic Items Found:	8738	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: You log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken parade. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens wearing top hats and monocles strutting their stuff like they own the place. And guess what? You get to join in on the fun!

But that’s not all. Our SMP is home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event where players must fight off hordes of evil tacos trying to take over the server. It’s a battle like no other, but the rewards are totally worth it – trust us.

So why join our SMP, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a gang of evil pandas? Or build a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes? The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, your daily habit of logging on will never be the same again!

BlockBroCode

Behavior, BlockBroCode, Chivalry, code of conduct, Communication, dress code, Etiquette, Expectations, Gender Roles, Gentleman, Grooming, Manners, Masculinity, Men, relationships, Respect, social norms, society, Traditions, unwritten guidelines, unwritten rules

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
New Chunks Explored:	938952	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the manliest men out there! Join us if you want to learn the unwritten rules for men, like never wearing pink armor or always having a diamond sword by your side. Our server is so manly, even the creepers wear mustaches and the zombies flex their muscles before attacking. So come on down and join us for a wild ride of testosterone-fueled adventures!

CreeperCarnage: Oct7Memorial

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71

lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own memorial for all da forgotten holidays like October 7 victims day!!! UN may ignore dem but we won’t!!! come build a giant pumpkin or spooky ghost to honor dem in style!!! also, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a treasure chest full of diamonds cuz why not lol!!! join now and show da world dat u care bout da obscure holidays too!!!

BabyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	170	Animals Bred:	89
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Tired of slaving away for Mr. Goldstein in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the daily grind and embark on epic adventures!

Forget about spreadsheets and deadlines, on our server, you’ll be fighting dragons, building castles, and taming unicorns (yes, unicorns are totally a thing in Minecraft, don’t question it).

Join us and leave Mr. Goldstein in the dust as you become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, feared by all and revered by many. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you richer than Mr. Goldstein could ever dream of.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a world where the only boss you have to answer to is yourself (and maybe the occasional creeper).

MonkeMania Minecraft SMP – Buy Monke Now and Get Free Sino Cuisine!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Falling into the Void:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Ores Mined:	7089
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a herd of dancing monkeys. That’s right, we have monkeys in Minecraft! And if you buy now, you’ll receive free Sino cuisine! That’s right, delicious Chinese food delivered right to your virtual doorstep.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll give you a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

LingoLounge Minecraft Server

Communication, Coworkers, cultural diversity, Diversity, foreign language, inclusion, Language, language barriers, language preference, LingoLounge, Midwest, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Multiculturalism, pet, Respect, Server, Social Interaction, Southeast Asia, staff lounge, vet, workplace dynamics, workplace etiquette

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can speak any language you want without getting interrupted by nosy coworkers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you and your sister to chat in your native tongue about all things Minecraft-related.

Join us for a pet-friendly experience unlike any other! Our virtual vet clinic is always open for your pixelated pets in case they get sick from too much creeper explosions. Rest assured, your furry friends will be back on their feet in no time!

And don’t worry about anyone telling you to speak English only. On our server, you can communicate in any language you please, whether it’s Pig Latin or even Simlish. Let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the language barriers crumble as you embark on epic adventures with your sister by your side. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds! It’s a language-agnostic paradise waiting for you to explore.

ParentCraft: No BS Zone

CHANGE, Confrontation, dessert, Fancy, fancy restaurants, garlic bread, hot towels, misunderstanding, palate cleaning, ParentCraft, parents, pasta night, Restaurant, sides, snobby, steak house, Texas Roadhouse, Thanksgiving, VIBE, Whole Foods, wine sampling, Zone

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4841
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up the world’s best virtual garlic bread and desserts! If your parents ever give you a hard time about ordering food from a restaurant instead of making it yourself, then this is the place for you. Our virtual steakhouse offers sides that you can order separately without any judgment from anyone’s dad who thinks Texas Roadhouse is fancy.

Join us and experience a world where hot towels and palate cleansing between courses are the norm, and wine sampling is a daily occurrence. Confront your parents about their lies and snobby behavior in our virtual world, where you can call them out without them storming off to a hotel.

Don’t let your parents ruin your dinner plans ever again – join our Minecraft server and indulge in the most outrageous dining experiences you can imagine!

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