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PixelPanic Minecraft Server

computer problems, hardware compatibility, linux desktop, Mac, Minecraft, modern windows, operating system issues, Operating systems, PixelPanic, Server, software bugs, Software Development, software glitches, software updates, system crashes, tech industry, tech support, Technology, time machine, user experience, user frustration, user interface, Windows updates

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of modern windows updates making your computer worse with each download? Is Linux still a pile of poop for desktop usage? And don’t even get us started on Mac being a total joke! Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because on our Minecraft server, we have the technology to build a time machine and go back to a simpler time when computers actually worked properly! Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure through time and space as we navigate through the chaos of outdated technology and ridiculous software updates. Who needs modern technology when you can have a time machine in Minecraft?! Join us now and let’s go back to the good ol’ days!

Wetland Inferno: Run or Burn!

Biodiversity, Brazil, Burn, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, devastation, ecological crisis, ecosystem, emergency response, environmental disaster, evacuation, Fire, global warming, habitat loss, Inferno, natural disaster, Pantanal, rescue efforts, RUN, Wetland, wildlife, wildlife sanctuary

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8466
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8029
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the world’s biggest wetland is on fire and u gotta run for ur life or u gonna be toast like a marshmallow at a bonfire lol 😂 those who can’t run gonna be crispy critters, so join now and see if u got what it takes to survive the devastation 🔥🔥🔥 plus, we got rare mobs like flaming ducks and lava llamas to keep u on ur toes 😜🦆🔥🦙 #burnbabyburn #minecraftmadness #toastytimes

HangryCraft

confusion, customer service, Dining, etymology, Food, funny, HangryCraft, Hospitality, humor, irony, job title, Language, pondering, question.., Restaurant, semantics, Server, service, Thought-provoking, waiter, Waiting

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	198	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur ex’s new bae’s teeth. we got creepers that tell knock-knock jokes and skeletons that moonwalk. plus, our villagers throw the best parties this side of the nether. come join us and see why we’re the hottest spot in the blocky world. just watch out for the ender dragon, he’s a real diva.

NasalSprayCraft: Clearing Tau & Improving Minds

aged tauopathy mice, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, animal studies, brain function, brain health, Clearing, cognitive decline, cognitive functions, experimental treatment, improving, intracellular tau pathology, Medical research, Minds.., nasal spray treatment, NasalSprayCraft, neurobiology, neurocognitive disorders, Neurodegeneration, neurodegenerative disease, neurology, neuroscience, Tau, tau protein, tauopathy therapy

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Divine Spears Created:	22

Yo, so like, on this server, we got this crazy nasal spray treatment that can like, totally clear out all the bad stuff in your brain and make you super smart and stuff. It’s like, magic in a bottle, bro.

Picture this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you take a hit of that nasal spray and BAM! You’re like, the Einstein of the server, outsmarting all the other players and dominating the game.

And get this, we got aged tauopathy mice running around the server, but don’t worry, the nasal spray works on them too. They go from being old and slow to fast and furious, taking on creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal.

So if you wanna level up your Minecraft game and become a brainiac like never before, join us on this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, it’s worth it. Let’s get spraying, baby!

The Land of Ouch: Where mining is a pain but the community is a blast!

1.21, Adventure Ready, big announcement, blast, Claims, collaboration, Community, Community-centric, Custom Play Style, Dynmap, friendly community, Fun, grand opening, Grief Protection, home, june 13th, laid back, Land, Minecraft, Mining, No Crowding, Ouch, Pain, Server, Simplified Fun, smp, Tpa Command

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	4770
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Server:	The Land of Ooo SMP
Launch Date:	June 13th
Version:	1.21
Features:	Custom Play Style, Adventure Ready, Plugins

FAQs

Q: What is The Land of Ooo SMP?

A: The Land of Ooo SMP is a Minecraft server focused on a laid-back, community-centric atmosphere for players to collaborate and have fun.

Q: What is the server IP for Java edition?

A: The Java server IP is izzi.crafted.pro.

Q: What is the server IP for Bedrock edition?

A: The Bedrock server IP is 107.175.196.2:31132.

Q: Is there a Discord server for The Land of Ooo SMP?

A: Yes, the Discord server code is https://discord.gg/akaynrjTAB.

Q: Who is the contact person on Discord?

A: The Discord username is eathant.

Femoid Invasion Minecraft Server

Behavior, Board, Community, complaining, culture, feminism, femoid, Femoids, gender, Gender Roles, internet, Invaded, Invasion, Minecraft, Misogyny, ONLINE, Server, shittube, social media, Stereotypes, tiktok, TOXIC, Whine, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287

Are you tired of hearing people whine about Minecraft on TikTok and Shittube? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for all your Minecraft woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, guaranteed to make your Minecraft dreams come true.

So why waste your time listening to whiny TikTokers when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BrosLoveWomen Minecraft Server

Admiration, appreciation, bros, BrosLoveWomen, Diversity, empowerment, equality, female empowerment, feminine energy, friendship, Girl Power, girls rule, long tail tags, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Respect, Server, Sisterhood, Strong Women, Support, Unity, Women

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Void Armor Forged:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate paradise for all you ladies’ men out there! Why? Because our server is run by a group of super suave and charming guys who just can’t get enough of the ladies. From building extravagant mansions to hosting epic dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as smooth as silk and as exciting as a first date, then join us now and get ready to be wooed like never before!

DualPerspective Minecraft Server

autism, communication breakdown, Cooking methods, cultural clashes, cultural insensitivity, cultural misunderstandings, cultural sensitivity, Cultural traditions, dating challenges, defending beliefs, defending loved ones, defending partner, DualPerspective, food aversions, food preferences, friendship strains, Minecraft, relationship conflicts, relationship support, Server, social dynamics, social exclusion, social expectations

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventures and laughs!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player named Mike who couldn’t handle his salsa being served cold. Yes, you heard that right. He got into a heated argument about the proper way to make salsa and ended up getting kicked out of a dinner party. But fear not, on our server, you can argue about salsa all you want without any consequences!

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get to witness epic battles between players over the best way to mine diamonds. Will it be a heated debate or a peaceful resolution? Only time will tell on our crazy Minecraft server!

So come on, leave the drama behind and join us for a wacky and wild Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who won’t judge you for your salsa preferences!

YouthfulMe Minecraft Server

Accountability, learning from the past, Maturity, Minecraft, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-awareness journey, self-criticism, Self-examination, self-realization, Server, younger self, YouthfulMe

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you still playing on those boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, younger you would definitely call you out on missing out on our epic Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players rode pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about the time we held a building competition where the winner got to ride a flying llama around the server for a whole week? And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your inner child run wild with us!

Regret-Free Splurge

big ticket item, expensive purchase, extravagant buy, extravagant purchase, happy buyer, high cost purchase, high-end product, indulgence, investment piece, long-term value, luxury item, luxury splurge, no regrets, premium product, quality purchase, RegretFree, satisfied customer, Splurge, top of the line, valuable acquisition, worth the money

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to buy a virtual golden toilet for the low, low price of 1000 diamonds! And guess what? You’ll never regret it because every time you sit on it, you’ll feel like royalty!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers and bragging rights for eternity!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living the high life with a golden toilet and jousting chickens? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

PixelPistolPunks

activism, anti-tourism, Backlash, barcelona, demonstration, European travel, Fire, local residents, PixelPistolPunks, protest, Protesters, responsible tourism, spain, sustainable tourism, tourism, tourism impact, tourist behavior, travel, vacation destination, Visitors, water pistols

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Emeralds Found:	6244
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have anti-tourism protesters firing water pistols at visitors for fun! it’s like a water park but with a twist! experience the thrill of running away from angry protesters while trying to build your dream castle. who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a protester and they’ll help you build the coolest house ever. join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!