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PixelPanic Minecraft Server

computer problems, hardware compatibility, linux desktop, Mac, Minecraft, modern windows, operating system issues, Operating systems, PixelPanic, Server, software bugs, Software Development, software glitches, software updates, system crashes, tech industry, tech support, Technology, time machine, user experience, user frustration, user interface, Windows updates

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of modern windows updates making your computer worse with each download? Is Linux still a pile of poop for desktop usage? And don’t even get us started on Mac being a total joke! Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because on our Minecraft server, we have the technology to build a time machine and go back to a simpler time when computers actually worked properly! Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure through time and space as we navigate through the chaos of outdated technology and ridiculous software updates. Who needs modern technology when you can have a time machine in Minecraft?! Join us now and let’s go back to the good ol’ days!

No-Selfie Minecraft SMP

#forum guidelines, disrespectful behavior., forum culture, forum moderation, forum posting rules, forum rules, internet behavior, Minecraft, NoSelfie, offensive language, online behavior, Online Community, online etiquette, online forums, online forums etiquette, online posting, personal boundaries, self picture posts, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-image, smp

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no personality? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you!

Join us on our wild and wacky server where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken cult? Why not! This server is all about letting your creativity run wild and having a blast while doing it.

And let’s not forget about our legendary events. From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories together. And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun!

Arachnid Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, appreciation, Arachnid, bi-weeklies, cute, Edgy, Kid, Minecraft, Octopus Girl, Sensei, series, Server, spider man

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	9455
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by Sensei, who was not only cute but also edgy as a kid! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Sensei single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Legend has it that the creepers still tremble at the mention of Sensei’s name.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures. From rainbow-colored sheep to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds galore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Sensei doing a backflip off a cliff while fighting off a horde of zombies. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

The Nutty Minecraft SMP General

70728308, ALL ARE WELCOME, Blowjob under mask edition, bond with other anons, bully, Game, general, hang out, Minecraft, no nut november, NUTTY, participating, post porn, smp, Tease, Thread

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Animals Bred:	150
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including blowjobs under masks! Join us for a wild and crazy time as we bond with other anons in the game this month. Who knows, you might even find your true love while building a dirt hut together.

But beware, if you’re not into teasing and bullying, this might not be the server for you. We encourage posting porn and hanging out with fellow players who have a twisted sense of humor.

In our last thread, things got so out of hand that someone accidentally spawned a dragon in the middle of a village. It was chaos, but hey, that’s just another day in our wacky world.

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

Alpha, alpha lover, alpha male, blocky, dominant force, dominant lover, dominant partner, erotic control, erotic dominance, God of Lust, love, lustful deity, lustful god, lustful master, Minecraft, primal desire, primal passion, seductive beast, seductive force, Server, Sexual Behemoth, sexual power, sexual prowess, The Dominator

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9017
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2028	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a Sexual Behemoth, the God of Lust, the Dominator, the Alpha of all Alphas!

Join our server and experience a world where your wildest fantasies come to life. Want to ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword made of pure awesomeness? Done. How about taming a dragon and using it to fly around and terrorize your enemies? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic arenas filled with lava, traps, and explosive sheep. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of diamonds (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The adventure awaits, my friends.

Autism Minecraft SMP Ronda Rousey WWE Departure

athlete, autism, breaking barriers, Departure, empowerment, inspirational journey, mainstream media, mental health, mental health awareness, Minecraft, neurodiversity, overcoming challenges, personal struggle, professional wrestling, Rhonda Rousey, RONDA, Rousey, Self Discovery, smp, stigma, Women in sports, wrestling career, wwe, WWE superstar

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and you might just run into Rhonda Rousey herself, who left WWE because she discovered her true passion for building epic redstone contraptions in Minecraft. Who knew autism could lead to such a career change? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness her epic builds and maybe even challenge her to a PvP match – just watch out for her signature move, the Autism Armbar! Join our server now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, cigarettes, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

AVOID, Behavior, blocky, bunch, Cultural differences, customs, do not, Etiquette, Foreign, germany, Guidelines, International, Laws, Minecraft, Prohibited, Protocol, regulations, reminder, restrictions, rules, Server, taboo, travel, Visit

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t do that IN GERMANY! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained, lederhosen-wearing llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Trust me, you’ve never felt safer in a virtual world.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited schnitzel and sauerkraut for all players to enjoy. Who needs diamonds when you have delicious German cuisine at your fingertips?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Schwarzwald Forest, where you can find rare resources like enchanted bratwurst and magical beer steins. Just be careful not to anger the forest spirits, or you might find yourself turned into a schnitzel.

4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a giant Oktoberfest celebration, complete with dancing villagers, fireworks, and a massive beer volcano. It’s the party of a lifetime, and you won’t want to miss it.

So come join us on our server, where we don’t do that IN GERMANY – because in Germany, we do things a little differently, and a whole lot crazier. Prost!

Oi Lads! Minecraft SMP Wanka Fockin’ Outfit

British, CAMON, controversy, cultural sensitivity, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Fockin, GIVE IM SAM, Lads, Minecraft, Oi, Outfit, Outrage, poppy, protest, Remembrance, Slang, smp, social media, tradition, viral, WANKA

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Alright you cheeky blokes, listen up! This server is the absolute bollocks, mate. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle of Steve vs. Herobrine, where they settle their differences with a dance-off. Or maybe you’re just here for the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a secret disco party in the Nether.

But be warned, if you don’t wear your poppy, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in front of the Ender Dragon. So grab your sword, put on your best armor, and come join the madness. It’s gonna be a right laugh, innit?

Royal Trio Minecraft Server

British Monarchy, costume drama, court intrigue, crown, Drama, Female Rulers, historical, Minecraft, Monarchy, Palace, period drama, powerful women, QUEENS, Regal, Reign, royal, series, Server, Show, television, three queens, Trio, TV series

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimension Hops:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where three queens reign supreme! Join us for a royal experience like no other as you navigate through a world filled with glitter, glam, and a whole lot of drama.

Reasons to join: 1. Our queens have enchanted the land with their fabulousness, making every block sparkle and shine. 2. Participate in weekly drag competitions where you can strut your stuff and show off your best Minecraft couture. 3. Explore the enchanted castle where the queens reside, but beware of their fierce guards who will slay any trespassers with their killer looks. 4. Join in on the royal quests and challenges set by the queens, where you can win fabulous prizes like diamond tiaras and golden scepters. 5. Dance the night away at the royal ball, where the queens will perform their legendary lip-sync battles and slay the dance floor.

So come on and join us on this fabulous Minecraft server, where you can be a part of the queen’s court and live out your wildest royal fantasies!

The Arcane Minecraft SMP Experience

Arcane, black gf, Despair, emotional pain, Experience, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, hopeless, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for companionship, longing for love, lost love, loveless existence, Minecraft, relationships, rest your head, romantic despair, Sadness, smp, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and a roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the ability to fly on a magical unicorn while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of our server – it’s said to be guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to give out hugs. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!