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💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server
Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, Floodprotect, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, without mods -
SatuRday MineCraft SeRver
activities, Chores, day off, Enjoy, errands, family time, Free Time, Fun, lazy day, leisure, Minecraft, Plans, recharge, Relaxation, REST, Routine, saturday, Server, sleep in, Tomorrow, unwind, weekendAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be on a Saturday! Why should you join? Because on our server, pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes!Join us tomorrow for our special “Llama Llama Ding Dong” event where all players must ride llamas while singing nursery rhymes backwards to unlock secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves to win exclusive prizes like rainbow armor and unicorn mounts.
So why wait? Join us tomorrow for a Saturday you’ll never forget on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
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Bribe Me on Minecraft SMP
BRIBE, bribery, campaign finance, Corruption, cost, Democracy, donald trump, election, electoral college, Ethics, Government, influence, kamala harris, Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, political strategy, Politics, power play, Presidential election, scandal, smp, vote switchingAre you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only votes that matter are the ones for who builds the best dirt house! We’ve got a secret underground society of villagers who are experts in electoral fraud – they’ll make sure Kamala Harris wins by a landslide! Plus, our server currency is golden carrots, so you can bribe your way to victory! Join now and let the chaos begin! -
Post Brutal Moggings Minecraft SMP
assault, Brutal, brutal moggings, Community, crime, criminal, Dangerous, Incident, ITT, law enforcement, Minecraft, moggings, mugging, perpetrator, post, robbery, Safety, SECURITY, smp, theft, Traumatic, Urban, Victim, violenceAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t even get us started on the annual llama rodeo competition. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a player ride a llama through a maze of TNT traps!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch your back for those sneaky moggings…