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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 2491 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
yo, so like, germany be like “oh snap, putin be talkin smack, we gotta be ready for anything!” so they come up with this wild plan, right? they gonna build subway bunkers all over the place, like you can just hop on the train and boom, you safe underground. and they gonna ration out the food, like no more snacking whenever you want, you gotta wait your turn. and get this, they gonna make everyone join the army, like you wake up one day and bam, you a soldier now. and if things get really crazy, they gonna evacuate the whole dang country! so come join our minecraft server and see if you got what it takes to survive like a true german soldier! it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro!
