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CoffinCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	New Chunks Explored:	12289
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just offer the usual survival and creative modes, we take it to a whole new level of craziness.

Join us if you want to explore The Coffin of Andy and Leyley, a mysterious adventure that will have you questioning reality. Our guides are filled with major spoilers, because who wants to play a game without knowing every single detail beforehand?

Achievements? We got ’em. Stars to collect? You betcha. And if you need a complete walkthrough of Episode 2, we’ve got you covered. Just be prepared for some mind-bending twists and turns along the way.

But that’s not all! We also have progress reports that include development roadmaps, because we take our Minecraft server very seriously. And if you’re curious about Nemlei’s previous games, well, let’s just say they’re not for the faint of heart.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience such insanity and chaos in one place? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Minecraft SMP: Trump’s Last Stand – The Debate Edition

@POTUS45, 45 Office, Ashboro, Cochise County, Crime Remarks, debate, Detroit, donald trump, Edition, Glendale Rally, God Bless the USA, Howell MI, Las Vegas Event, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, National Border, National Guard Association, national security, pastebin, PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP, PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL, President Trump Office, ptg, Rumble, smp, Stand, team trump, THE FIRST AND LAST DEBATE EDITION, trump archive, trump library, Trump Spokesperson, Trump Twitter, Trump Video, trump war room, Trumps, truth social, White House 45

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1965	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, have we got a server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! That’s right, the man, the myth, the legend is here to make Minecraft great again!

Not convinced yet? Well, let me tell you about the insane events that happen on our server. We’ve got Trump addressing the National Guard Association in Detroit, rallying in Glendale, and even talking at the National Border in Cochise County! Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of Liz Harrington, Trump’s spox, dropping some sick burns in the chat. And don’t even get me started on the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library – it’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most chaotic server out there. Make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallOfDiamonds #Trump2024 #MinecraftForPatriots

PointlessDebateMC SMP

futile argument, futile quarrel, inconsequential clash, insignificant argument, insignificant dispute, irrelevant debate, meaningless discussion, minor disagreement, petty argument, pointless argument, pointless squabble, PointlessDebateMC, senseless disagreement, silly disagreement, smp, trivial debate, trivial dispute, trivial spat, unimportant altercation, unnecessary conflict, unproductive conflict, useless quarrel

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mines Excavated:	1669
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to settle the most pointless arguments in the most epic way possible! Have you ever argued with someone about whether cats or dogs are better in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can settle it once and for all with a PvP battle between a team of cats and a team of dogs! Winner gets bragging rights and a diamond crown to wear around the server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because why not! And if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the bunker, you’ll be rewarded with a stack of enchanted golden carrots and a pet parrot that can rap like Eminem.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even end up in a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza, and the only way to settle it is with a TNT cannon duel! It’s all in good fun, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wacky shenanigans!

CraftyCrafterz

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Votes:	7770	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the bare minimum? Well, look no further because our server is the Rolls Royce of Minecraft servers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on?

So why settle for the cheap version when you can experience the luxury and extravagance of our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyCorruptionSA

Accountability, billion dollar, bribery, corruption scandals, CraftyCorruptionSA, economic impact, embezzlement, Financial Misconduct, fraud, government corruption, investigations, kickbacks, legal consequences, Mismanagement, political corruption, public outrage, scandalous behavior, south africa, state-owned companies, transparency, unethical practices

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Potions Brewed:	32
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gods Slained:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we uncover billion-dollar corruption scandals at state-owned companies in south africa! 😂🤑

we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that were stolen by corrupt officials, so you can loot to your heart’s content! 💎💰

our admins are like detectives, always on the lookout for shady deals and backdoor dealings in our virtual world. they will ban anyone caught trying to bribe their way to the top! 🚫🕵️‍♂️

build your own empire and watch out for rival players trying to sabotage your success. but don’t worry, we have anti-corruption potions to protect your assets! 🧪🛡️

join us now for a wild ride of scandal and intrigue, where the only rule is to have fun and expose the corrupt! 🕵️‍♀️🔍🎮

BatSugarCraft

Animal Behavior, BATS, bats’ metabolism, BatSugarCraft, biology, Blood sugar, diabetes, Evolutionary adaptations, evolutionary biology, glucose levels, health, high concentrations, Insights, Mammals, metabolic diseases, physiology, record-breaking, research, scientific study, treatments, wildlife

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bats with the highest sugar levels ever recorded in mammals! you won’t believe your eyes when you see these sugar-crazed flying creatures zooming around the map.

we believe that studying these bats could lead to groundbreaking treatments for metabolic diseases. who knew that playing minecraft could lead to scientific discoveries?

so come on over and join us for some wild adventures and maybe even unlock the secrets of the bat’s high sugar levels. it’s gonna be a bat-tastic time!

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Attention, changirls, chanlad, contradictory advice, distant, Girls, love, lovebomb, lovecraft, Manipulation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Relevant, Schizo, semi autistic, Server, Stoic, uncaring.

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Are you tired of getting mixed signals from girls and not knowing how to act around them? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate guide to navigating the mysterious world of semi-autistic changirls!

Join our server and learn the art of being both stoic and lovebombing at the same time. We’ll teach you how to be mysterious and uncaring one minute, and then shower them with attention the next – because who doesn’t love a little emotional rollercoaster?

Forget all the contradictory advice you’ve heard before, our server is where you’ll find the definitive guide to winning over those changirls. So come on in and let’s show those semi-autistic changirls what a true chanlad is made of!

Minecraft SMP – /b10/ – Blocky Banter Bonanza

#pantsu, 8/29 Update, b10, banter, blocky, bonanza, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, epic seven, Frida, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Increased Rates, Iseria, Lucklets, Minecraft, mobile game, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, smp, Song of Stars, Spotted Mouse Hair Tie, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4919
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	274116
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted diamond gear, insane resources that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds, and yuppieraids that are more epic than a dragon fight.

But wait, there’s more! Our 8/29 update is so juicy, it’ll make you scream louder than a ghast. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates – Frida and Spotted Mouse Hair Tie? Iseria and Song of Stars? It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got Mystic Summons that will make your jaw drop faster than a falling anvil. Join our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – just make sure to include /e7g/ in your greeting, or else you’ll be left in the dust faster than a sprinting Enderman.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic adventures this side of the Nether!

CreeperCraftBdayGifts

birthday gift, Contact, covid, CreeperCraftBdayGifts, Distance, emotional effort, estranged children, Father’s Day, hurt feelings, ISOLATION, lack of communication, medical conditions, money transfer, Mother, neglect, one night stand, phone number, posted, relationship, Twins, WIBTA

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Love Letters Sent:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring family drama and emotional effort? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Our server is filled with virtual adventures, blocky landscapes, and no emotional baggage whatsoever.

Forget about real-life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle. No need to deal with distant family members or awkward interactions – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Join now and leave all your real-life worries behind. No more birthday cards, no more emotional turmoil – just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama.

RedditConfessMC SMP

#venting, Anonymity, Candid, Community, confession, discussion, hidden, Honesty, ONLINE, Open, privacy, reddit, RedditConfessMC, REVEALING, Secrets, sharing, smp, social media, taboo, Truth, Uncensored, Unfiltered

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Villages Defended:	14

Are you tired of hiding your true self in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud! No judgment here, only acceptance for all your weird and wacky confessions. Need to confess your undying love for a fictional character? Want to admit you eat ketchup on your ice cream? This is the place for you! Let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond on our server. Join now and let the craziness begin!