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Urban Oasis Craft 1.20.4
Yo, bro, forget about dealing with annoying black female weebs, join our Minecraft server instead! We don’t discriminate against anyone, except for those who think they can’t be cute. We’re all about spreading cuteness and positivity, so come join us and leave those self-loathing weebs behind! Plus, our server is like a magical land where you can escape reality and just have a good time building and exploring. So why waste time with incompatible people when you can join us and be part of something awesome? Let’s spread the cuteness together! -
TikCraft Banhammer – No US Allowed
LOL, tiktok be like “bye bye america, im outta here!” but guess what? our minecraft server is still poppin’ off! come join us and escape the tiktok ban madness! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is a regular player here. so come on over and join the party before the tiktok ban takes over your life! #minecraftforever #tiktokwho? -
VPN for Minecraft
so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server, and BAM, u instantly become a master hacker cuz u learn all about VPNs and stuff. like, who knew banning tiktok could make u a cybersecurity genius, right? join now and become the ultimate hacker in the minecraft world, cuz why not? #bannedtiktok #minecrafthacker #vpnlife. -
Eternal Realm 1.20.4
Yo, bros and broettes, do you wanna join this epic Minecraft server that’s like a battle between Shalltear and Albedo from Overlord?Join us for some insane PvP battles where you can choose to be on Team Shalltear or Team Albedo and fight for dominance in the virtual world.
Imagine the chaos and madness as you build your base, gather resources, and strategize with your team to take down the opposing side.
Plus, there are special events and mini-games where you can earn epic loot and bragging rights.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone who the real queen of the server is – Shalltear or Albedo!
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SisterCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only tears shed are from laughing too hard at our hilarious antics!We promise no one will accuse you of trying to outshine them with your virtual pregnancy announcement. Plus, our virtual parents are always supportive and understanding, unlike some real-life siblings we know.
And don’t worry about accidentally overhearing sensitive conversations – our virtual world is a safe space where eavesdropping is impossible (unless you count sneaky players listening in on your secret mining strategies).
So come join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience where the only hormones you’ll have to worry about are the ones that make you want to build the craziest pixelated creations imaginable!
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SisFreeWeddingCraft
Are you tired of dealing with family drama like a soap opera on steroids? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword!Our server is like a virtual therapy session, where you can leave all your real-life family issues behind and focus on building epic castles and battling creepers. Say goodbye to entitled siblings demanding a cut of your virtual inheritance – on our server, the only thing you’ll be inheriting is a whole lot of fun!
So why wait? Join us and let’s create a new family dynamic where the only thing that matters is building friendships and exploring the endless possibilities of Minecraft. Who needs toxic relatives when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?
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Mystic Kingdom Quest 1.21
OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.There are unicorns that poop out diamonds and you can ride on the back of a rainbow-colored llama while battling evil villagers with your enchanted pickaxe.
The owner of the server is a wizard who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely.
Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky tunes.
Don’t be a 3 view like that poor girl, join the madness and let your inner Minecraft maniac run wild!
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DadCraft: Checking in on Pops
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of being an affair baby, dealing with a stepmother straight out of a soap opera, and having siblings who make the Kardashians look tame.But wait, there’s more! Fly across countries on a whim, neglect all responsibilities, and get into heated arguments with your stepmother – all in the name of love for your father. Who needs permission when you have a heart of gold and a tendency to act before thinking?
So come on, join our server and experience the wild ride of family dynamics like never before. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the chance to be the star of your own crazy family saga!
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SkipNotTVIntro Minecraft SMP
Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is so lit, you won’t even want to skip the intro? Let me tell you, this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.Join us and you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. And get this, the server is run by a group of derpy villagers who are always getting into wacky situations.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond dragon guarding the loot, but you’ll have to join to find out for yourself.
So come on, don’t be a noob, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen. And remember, never skip the intro, because you never know what crazy antics our villagers will get up to next!
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DeathByUsernameMC
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, your username is the cause of your death! That’s right, every time you log in, a crazy death related to your username will happen to you.Imagine logging in as “FluffyUnicorn123” and suddenly a herd of angry unicorns trample you to death. Or maybe you log in as “PizzaLover77” and get suffocated by a giant pizza. The possibilities are endless and hilarious!
But that’s not all, our server also has insane mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes. And don’t forget about our custom mobs like the “Zombie Chicken” that shoots eggs at you.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, join us now and see what crazy deaths await you based on your username!