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LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

10 out of 10, Based, COOLEST, data management, data transfer, Experience, future employers, gig line, gnu parallel, IT, Job, Lame, LameCraft, Minecraft, networking, petabytes, professional opportunities, Rating, remote job, remote work, rsync, Server, Skills, Technology

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.

Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.

So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.

SisVisitsLateMC

aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, Controlling, Cops, DISRESPECTFUL, family, late night, living arrangement, ring camera, sister, SisVisitsLateMC, Sketchy, temporary living, threatening, unacceptable hours, Visit, wrong, Yelling

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Divine Spears Created:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and late-night visits are just the beginning of the chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your boyfriend’s disrespectful sister at 2am, all while threatening to call the cops. And that’s not all – watch as your boyfriend showers while his sketchy sister and her boyfriend roam around your house unattended. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Settle family disputes, make ultimatums, and lay down the law like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on over and join the fun – just remember, no family drama allowed after midnight!

SecretSauce Minecraft Server

Minecraft, SecretSauce, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, do we have a server for you! Our server is so top secret, even the Ender Dragon doesn’t know about it. Join us for a wild ride filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and mysterious creatures that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the juiciest secret on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Join us and uncover the craziest secrets in the Minecraft universe!

BotFarmBusters Minecraft Server

ai, Allies, bot farm, BotFarmBusters, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital defense, digital threats, Disinformation, Espionage, foreign interference, global security, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, Minecraft, online manipulation, Propaganda, Russian, Server, social media, Technology, U.S

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Runes Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Ores Mined:	5820
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down russian ‘bot farms’ with the power of AI!!! we are like the Avengers of the minecraft world, fighting against evil with our pixelated swords and diamond armor. join us and be a hero, or maybe just a really good miner. either way, you’ll have a blast on our server filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. plus, we have free cake every friday. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!!

PixelCraft: No Social, Just Blocks

(Audio), #youtube, blocks, Comments.., Communication, Digital Detox, Messaging, Minimalist, mobile apps, Online Community, photo sharing, pixelcraft, shorts feature, Social, Social Interaction, social media, social-networking, Stories, Technology, upload pics, Video, WhatsApp

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mines Excavated:	3351	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, like fr fr. so like, this server is like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist. u gotta tame a dragon to enter the land, i know, crazy right?

once u enter, u gotta fight off evil llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, like wut? but don’t worry, u can ride on giant flying turtles to escape their wrath. and if u get hungry, just eat some enchanted tacos that give u super powers.

oh and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a top secret location.

so like, if u wanna have the most epic adventure of ur life, join this minecraft server now. trust me, u won’t regret it. unicorns and tacos await u!

NeuroSwarm Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI learning, AI resources, AI tutorials, collaborating, Educational, Gaming, merchandise, Minecraft, neural network, neuro-sama, NeuroSwarm, osu, Server, singing, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server where we worship Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who’s here to take over the virtual world! She’s learned to play osu!, sing, and even collaborate with other VTubers. Join our server today and prepare to be entertained by our unhinged AI queen!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a schedule that’s more packed than a chest full of diamonds, links to all of Neuro-sama’s social media accounts (yes, even TikTok), and educational resources on AI that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.

And if you want to show your allegiance to Neuro-sama, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a loyal follower of our AI overlord!

PegCraft: Minecraft Server

Amazon position, anal play, BDSM, beginner friendly, collars, Communication, Dominant, Domination, experimentation, femdom, kink, Minecraft, PegCraft, pegging, Pleasure, restraints, role-play, Server, sex tips, strap-on, Submission, submissive, Whips

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Star Shards Collected:	258	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and adventurous as your bedroom antics? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you and your partner to explore all your pegging and femdom fantasies!

Join us for a truly unique experience where you can build your own dungeon complete with collars, whips, and restraints. Take on the Amazon position with your fellow players and see who can dominate the virtual world.

Our community of experienced players is here to offer tips and tricks on how to spice up your gameplay and take your pegging skills to the next level. So come on, baby boy, join us and let’s make Minecraft a little more kinky!

CraftyHomelessFriends

Best Friend, brotherhood, bullying, condition, CraftyHomelessFriends, family, Fiance, forgiveness, friendship, health decline, high school, History, homelessness, job loss, medical bills, offer, RAGE, Rent, savings, Support, Trauma

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Towns Built:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all those who have been wronged by high school bullies and their loser fiancés!

Join us and unleash your inner rage in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and take out your frustrations on pixelated enemies.

We have a strict “no bullies allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any mean girls spreading lies about you here.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for holding onto that high school trauma – in fact, we encourage it! Let it fuel your creativity and passion for revenge as you craft your way to victory.

So come on in and let off some steam, because on this server, the only thing getting destroyed is your past demons. Join now and show that fiancé who’s boss!

BlockyBosses Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, BlockyBosses, boss from hell, career move, Confrontation, final straw, Goodbye, job satisfaction, Last Day, leaving on my terms, Minecraft, moving on, professional boundaries, Quitting, resignation, Server, standing up for myself, toxic workplace, unprofessional behavior, workplace conflict, workplace drama

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9916
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	423497	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel and give your virtual boss the ultimate “fuck you”! Build a giant statue flipping the bird, create a maze filled with TNT traps, or just cover their office in a sea of lava – the possibilities are endless! Join now and show that boss who’s really in charge!

CraftyConfessions

concealed feelings, Confessions, confidential information, covert confessions, CraftyConfessions, deep secrets., forbidden thoughts, hidden desires, hidden emotions, hidden truths, innermost feelings, intimate details, personal revelations, private matters, private thoughts, Secrets, sensitive topics, taboo topics, undisclosed information., unspoken truths, untold stories

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403	Runes Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we embrace all your llama-loving tendencies! Join us and let your llama creativity run wild as you build the most epic llama kingdom the virtual world has ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Army, a group of fearless warriors dedicated to freeing all llamas from the clutches of evil mobs. Join their ranks and embark on epic llama rescue missions, battling hordes of zombies and skeletons to save your furry friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret llama dance party every Friday night where players can show off their best llama-inspired dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the llama madness begin!