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Pixel Princess Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4006	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Astral Projections Made:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the players are as elusive as a girl playing hard to get? Well, look no further because on our server, we take ghosting to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ghosted by both players and actual ghosts haunting the server. Who needs friends when you have spooky specters to keep you company, am I right? So come on, join us for a hauntingly good time!

””College Dropout Minecraft SMP””

Boss, campus life, college, comfy, dropout, educated, Failure, free tuition, freedom, Future, GPA, graduate school, higher education, Job Search, low-status job, lunchtime, Minecraft, opportunity, Professor, smp, stipend, Sweater Weather, well-rounded

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of the real world crushing your dreams and aspirations? Do you want to escape the horrors of low-status wagie jobs and embrace the comfy life of higher education? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and experience the joy of being a virtual student, where your GPA doesn’t matter and you can attend school for free while receiving a stipend on top! No need to worry about finding a job after graduation, just focus on building your virtual campus and exploring the freedom of choosing what to do with your time.

Forget dealing with bosses, now your only concern is whether your virtual professor is lazy or incompetent. Enjoy the cozy feeling of being on campus on a cloudy day, wearing a sweater and getting ready to eat a warm virtual lunch.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the comfiness of higher education in a virtual world where the future is bright and the possibilities are endless!

Golfing Craze Minecraft Server

Activity, clubs, competitive, CRAZE, driving range, enjoyment, fairway, Fun, Golf, Golfing, greens, hobby, leisure, Minecraft, Outdoor, Putting, Recreation, Relaxation, Server, socializing, sports, SWING, tee time

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can tee off while mining for diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, you can play golf while battling creepers and zombies!

Join us for a round of golf like you’ve never experienced before. Hit a hole-in-one and watch as a herd of pigs stampede across the course, cheering you on. And if you manage to sink a shot from the top of a mountain, a chorus of villagers will serenade you with their best rendition of “Eye of the Enderman.”

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golfing Golem, a giant iron creature who roams the land challenging players to a game of mini-golf. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare treasures and enchanted items.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be playing golf in the most epic way possible? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the greens and emerge victorious as the ultimate Minecraft golfer!

Confused Minecraft SMP Player

Confused, erp, ERP advice, ERP development, ERP expertise, ERP guidance, ERP help, ERP knowledge, ERP resources, ERP skills, ERP strategies, ERP support, ERP techniques, ERP tips, ERP training, how to ERP, learn to ERP, learning ERP, Minecraft, player, smp, what to do, what to say

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we take things to a whole new level! We have a dedicated ERP (Extreme Role-Playing) community where you can learn the fine art of ERP in Minecraft.

Join us and immerse yourself in outrageous storylines and crazy adventures with other players. Want to role-play as a talking llama who’s on a mission to save the world from evil villagers? Go for it! How about a ninja turtle who’s trying to find the best pizza in all of Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!

So come on over and join us for some wacky fun and unforgettable experiences. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of Minecraft that you never knew existed!

Gossip Happy Ending Minecraft Server

926955916, Company, controversy, Drama, Edition, Entertainment, Gaming, gossip, Happy, Happy Ending, influencers, Minecraft, News, Online Community, OTK, Rumors, Server, social media, Streamers, streaming, twitch, Updates

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Villages Defended:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Potions Brewed:	187

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a house made entirely of TNT, or participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Ender Dragon Karaoke Night” where even the toughest mobs show off their vocal skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

RAMPAGE RECORD LOW Minecraft SMP

005, 172000, Analysis, data, Decrease, Economy, Figures, finance, Impact, long tail, market, Minecraft, Numbers, Performance, Rampage, RECORD, record low, record-breaking, smp, statistics, tags, trend

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Animals Bred:	79
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the creepers are friendly, the pigs fly, and the diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server has over 172,000 unique players who all share one thing in common – they’re all just 0.05% sane! That’s right, we only accept the craziest of the crazy to join our ranks. Want to build a house out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against the Ender Dragon? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a good old-fashioned prank war. So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off-limits, come join us today! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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White Argentina Minecraft Server

argentina, assimilation, Bolivia, brainwashed, brown people, Buenos Aires, cultural identity, demographic shift, denial, European immigrants, Historical revisionism, immigration, Latin America, Latin American immigrants, mestizos, Minecraft, native population, Paraguay, racial makeup, Server, societal change, White, white population

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	397	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as Argentina’s population? Look no further! Our server used to be 85% white blocks, but now we’ve got a mix of all colors – just like Buenos Aires! Join us and experience the thrill of being replaced by brown blocks while denying that the server was ever white. Our players are brainwashed into believing that the true Minecraftian is the mestizo block, so come join the fun and watch as our world transforms before your very eyes. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure – join us now!

Heem Love Edition Minecraft SMP

145503091, Breakup, Closure, Edition, emotions, forgiveness, former, healing, HEARTBREAK, heem, letting go, love, Love Edition, Memories, Minecraft, moving on, Nostalgia, personal growth, Reflection, relationship, romance, Self Discovery, self love, smp

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mines Excavated:	4799	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Farms Harvested:	283
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate, so you can satisfy your sweet tooth while mining for resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw the most epic raves you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are actually llamas in disguise.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!

Funny Girl’s Minecraft Server

amusing, comedy, Doobie, Entertaining, friendship, funny, funny bonding, funny conversations, funny experiences, funny friends, funny girl, funny interactions, Funny Moments, funny personalities, funny quotes, funny situations, getting along, Girls, humor, Humorous, Laughter, Minecraft, Server, socializing

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Star Shards Collected:	274
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your Aunt Sally after one too many margaritas? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits, weirdos, and meme-lovers out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as hilarious as they are talented at building giant phallic structures out of blocks. We’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget to breathe, and epic battles that will make you question your sanity (in the best way possible).

And rumor has it, Doobie and Sally are already besties on the server, pulling pranks on unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. So if you want to join in on the fun, come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because on our server, the only rule is to have a good time!