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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 7862 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 32 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!
Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant turkey and a cell phone – who will win? Only on our server!
Explore our custom-built world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (watch out, they’re explosive!).
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and diamond mines.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, it’s a mischievous spud).
So come join us on our server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
