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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 804 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 14 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the End where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair.
So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the insanity begin! Just remember, when someone asks “Is this Android or iOS?” the only correct answer is “It’s Minecraft, baby!”